issue 20

Sat 01st June

New look restaurant under different ownership with a refreshed menu offering.

Buttermilk is a lively and inviting all day brunch cafe situated in the newly renamed “Fairtree Village” at Caherbreagh, Ballyseedy - just outside Tralee. At Buttermilk we specialise in mouthwatering brunch dishes made with fresh, locally sourced ingredients that cater to a variety of dietary needs and preferences. From classic favourites to house specials there is something for everyone on our menu.

At Buttermilk we believe that eating out is more than just a meal – it’s an experience. Our friendly staff are always ready to welcome you with a smile, making your visit memorable and enjoyable.

Whether you’re looking to catch up with friends, celebrate a special occasion, or simply indulge in a delicious meal, Buttermilk is the perfect destination.

Why not visit us on your way to the local beaches.

Guests and visitors alike can enjoy locally sourced, modern cuisine from our newly crafted menu and our extensive range of daily specials.

Dine in a casual and relaxed setting with breathtaking views of Tralee Bay and the Slieve Mish Mountains.

The Palace Bar & Restaurant is Open All Week!!! Sun - Thurs 12.30pm – 8pm | Friday & Sat 12.30pm - 9pm A la Carte & Daily Specials - All walk-ins welcome!

Ballyroe Heights Hotel hosts semi-private and private function rooms to cater for the perfect atmosphere for your party. To reserve your booking, please contact us by phone: 066-7126796 / Email: info@ballyroe.com or just call in to us .

WHAT’S HAPPENING IN TRALEE

Photos by John Cleary

: The gathering for the Donal

6km walk or run began to take place at the Spa NS on Sunday with his parents Elma and Fionnbar

officially starting the walk or run at 11.30 am.

: Its a

for the

ABOVE: Arriving at The Spa NS. Tralee, on Sunday morning for The Donal Walsh 6k walk or run fundraiser, l-r Ellie and John McCann, The Spa, Tralee, with children from left Kate Kelly, Nia

ABOVE

Walsh

Walsh

ABOVE: River Kelliher, Barraduff, Killarney, received his First Holy Communion at the Church of The Resurrection Killarney on Saturday by Fr. Sean Jones, who celebrated the First Communion Mass, and is pictured with his mother Aifric Rice and his father Gary Kelliher.

ABOVE: Eimear Reen, The Spa, and on right Noreen Lovett, Barrow, joining the Donal Walsh, 6k walk or run fundraiser for The Spa NS. Tralee, The walk was a great success hugh attendance and refreshments for all after the walk or run.

ABOVE: Hilary and Indie Donagha, The Kerries, arriving for the Donal Walsh 6k walk or run on Sunday fundraising for The Spa NS. School, Tralee.

ABOVE: Róisin and Peter Browne, The Spa, with their children Darragh and Tom Browne, leaving The Spa NS Tralee, on Sunday for the Donal Walsh 6k walk or run.

ABOVE: Pictured after registering for the Donal Walsh 6k walk or run at The Spa NS. Tralee, on Sunday morning, l-r Hazel Guilford, Mike and Abi Slattery, the Spa on Sunday morning.

ABOVE

family event

Carey’s supporting the Donal Walsh 6k walk or run, fundraising for The Spa NS. School, Tralee, pictured Pat and Aoife Carey, with their children Niamh, Maura and Daithí.

Galvin, Philippa Stack and Ciara Lyons.

Kielduff Dance Classes

Starting On Tuesday 11th

Of June Venue Kielduff Community Centre Tralee 4 Week Dance Course | 8-9 pm Waltzing Jiving Quick Steps Line Dancing

THERAPY CORNER

is association with

Kevin from KP Therapy answers your questions about Muscles, Aches & Pains.

Kevin Prunty, owner of KP Therapy, fresh from his duties with Kerry FC has the answer we want to hear !

Kevin, Do you provide a service for outdoor activities, sporting events or team sports ,apart from your rooms in the Brandon Hotel? Yes, we do!

What does KP Therapy provide?

All the staff here in KP Therapy are trained in pre and post event sports massage, injury assessment, as well as first aid. This covers all your bases when it comes to event preparation, medical assessment / first aid during and recovery afterwards.

A big part of this is also taping and strapping procedures, particularly when it comes to competitive sports. Extra support and stability is often desired for ankles, knees, shoulders etc.

We have experience working in events and sports ranging from cycling, athletics, GAA, soccer and more.

If I need cover for an event, activity or game what should I do?

Just get in contact via Instagram, or on our phone number listed below.

Have a good weekend!

Tralee Parnells U16 camogie team that beat Cillard in

Over 72 Free events at upcoming Cruinniú na nÓg youth festival.

Creative Ireland Kerry and the Kerry County Council’s Arts Office are excited to present a wide array of free events for children and young people across Kerry for this year’s Cruinniú na nÓg.

Cruinniú na nÓg, a nationwide celebration, takes place on Saturday, 15th June, offering a host of FREE creative activities for children and young people. Emma Carmody, Kerry’s Creative Communities Engagement Officer, with support from the Arts Office team, has organized 72 free events throughout the county. “We are thrilled with the variety of creative, fun-filled activities available for children and young people aged 0-18,” said Emma.

Earlier this year, the Arts Office at Kerry County Council consulted extensively with young people to shape this year’s Cruinniú na nÓg programme based on their feedback. Nationally, Cruinniú na

nÓg encourages young people to ‘Dare to create’. The Kerry Creative Ireland Office also invited artists and creatives to contribute ideas. Emma noted, “The 72 events reflect the diverse creative skills in Kerry and the interests of our youth.”

This year’s programme offers something for all ages and creative interests, including STEAM workshops, pottery, felting, printing, dance, music, theatre workshops and performances, creative writing, comic book workshops, painting, puppet making, and circus skills training.

“I am delighted to see so many quality events available for free, allowing children and young people to engage in creative activities,” said Arts Officer and Creative Ireland Coordinator, Kate Kennelly. “We hope many families and young people will participate and enjoy connecting with creativity.”

The brochure for all Kerry events can

be downloaded here, and all events are listed on the national Creative Ireland website here.

Please share with friends, family, and especially young people!

This programme is organized by the Creative Ireland Kerry Office at the

Kerry County Council Arts Office and funded by Creative Ireland through the Department of Tourism, Culture, Arts, Gaeltacht, Sport and Media.

Kerry College’s Media course ‘National Importance ‘ as Praised in Dáil Éireann

Kerry College’s Content Development for Film and Television course, launched in September 2023, received high praise in Dáil Éireann during the JOINT COMMITTEE ON TOURISM, CULTURE, ARTS, SPORT AND

MEDIA this week.

Brendan Griffin, TD, lauded the course for its national importance and for setting a new standard in regional education. “Kerry College’s course is of national importance, setting a standard for the type

of education we need to roll out regionally. There are 14 graduate students from across the country participating,” Griffin noted. He highlighted the dedicated team behind the course, including Owen O’Donnell, Con O’Sullivan, John Herlihy, and Gerard Barrett, a director, writer, and producer. Griffin expressed interest in replicating such courses nationwide, acknowledging contributions from Maurice Sweeney, Chairman of the Screen Directors Guild of Ireland, who teaches in Tralee. “Significant players are involved in this course, setting a template for others. It builds on over 30 years of work by Kerry College in film and television,” Griffin added. The meeting included officials and representatives from Screen Producers Ireland, Animation Ireland, Ardmore and Troy Studios, Telegael, and Ardán. Industry leaders echoed

Griffin’s sentiments, highlighting the course’s impact on the Irish film and television industry. The course aims to equip learners with essential skills and knowledge in content development and screenwriting for film and television.

Elaine Geraghty, managing director of Ardmore Studios and Troy Studios, praised the course, suggesting Kerry College could serve a wider region. Gar O’Brien-Collins, Western Region Audiovisual Production executive, emphasized the course’s importance. Kerry College announced that the course will run again in September 2024. Applications are now open, with only 14 places available. Prospective students can visit the Kerry College website or CDFTV.com for more information. Application and studio tours are currently open. For further details, contact Kerry College.

Message from Michael Healy Rae

I am earnestly asking the people of the Tralee Electoral area to please give their No1 vote or next highest preference to Councillor Sam Locke. Sam is a sincere, diligent and hard working member of Kerry County Council for the people of his Electoral area.

I work closely with him and I would earnestly ask you to assist me in offering a complete Political service by voting

No 1 Councillor Sam Locke on the 7th June 2024.

“The independents you can depend on.”

Sam: 0870635758

Michael Healy Rae, Sandymount, Kilgarvan, Co. Kerry

Norma Foley TD

Minister for Education & TD

for

Kerry

Classic car run

Rays hard work with the Classic cars pays off for Kerry Cancer Support Organiser Ray Corkery says “Our RNC Rally Classic Car Run was held last Sunday at the Red Fox Inn. Over 80 Cars Turned up and there were some real beauties there . We Raised over €1270 for Kerry Cancer Support Group.”

Always available to support and assist with any queries or issues you might have.

Constituency Office: 1 Bridge Place, Tralee Co. Kerry. Tel: 066 716 9052 Email: Norma.Foley@oireachtas.ie

We are moving closer to the 7th of June when a long suffering people existing under the yoke of a repressive and authoritarian government, will at last have their say. This will be a dress rehearsal for the general election which could occur at any time, but the local and European elections are hugely significant in their own right.

We are up against professional rogues, people who have learned the art of telling you a direct lie while looking at you straight in the eye. They will appeal to you as a person rather than as a party, hardly surprising given the perceived toxicity of all present political parties in the Dail. These are the professional survivors, arch manipulators, the orchestrators of our countries slide towards oblivion. They will shamelessly knock on your door, deliberately being economical with the truth, but promiscuous with lies and empty promises. They do however need your vote. We need to make sure we deny them that. Remember these are the same people that called you “Far Right” to beat you into submission.

Remember voting for a person that is a member of a party, is exactly the same as voting for that party. You may like that individual, however in voting for them you are voting for all the baggage associated with their party.

All these party candidates had the option of standing as independents/ nationalists. They could have stood on their own two feet to represent the people. They chose not to, so deny them all sympathy. They are cowards.

Promote the independent/ nationalist, as for the most part their names are not well known. Tell your contacts that you will give independent/ nationalist candidate X number 1 but independent/ nationalist candidate Y your number 2. Encourage transfers to work in our favour.

Transfers win or lose elections. They allow lesser known or unpopular party candidates to move up the rankings and overtake independent candidates slowly but surely. These people usually scrape in without

even reaching a quota, trailing in on party branding to make up the numbers of ‘yes men’.

We do not want it happening this time. The best strategy is to deny established party affiliates any transfer of oxygen. Simply do not vote for them. Vote only for those whose views align with yours. Leave the rest blank.

Resist giving your lower preferences to establishment party affiliated people who will garner enough transfers to allow them to overtake an independent candidate for perhaps the last seat. If there is only one person that you can trust standing in a local election area, vote for that person and nobody else. If you give somebody else your second preference that preference could determine who will be elected if your candidate is eliminated.

Make proportional representation work for us by ONLY VOTING FOR THOSE THAT YOU CAN TRUST.

The future of this country is in your hands. Decide wisely my friends.

ELECTION 2024

Election candidate Angie thanks you for your responses on the doorstep!

“Hello, I’m Angie Baily, daughter of Therese Baily and the late Paddy Joe Baily from Ballymac. I have met many of you on my canvassing trail over the past five months. Some of you may have been out when I called. I want to thank you for engaging with me and telling me your story at the door. Learning from you, the local people, is imperative to the work of the local council. I know the issues that are important to you and, if elected, will use my voice, my background in education and my energy to bring the changes requested by you.

The changes you highlighted include:

1. Improve awareness of and accessibility to women’s health services and mental health

services.

2. Advocate for access to education for all children.

3. Facilities and outlets for teenagers and young people.

4. More homes for purchase and rent for single people and young families.

5. Improve transportation links within Tralee and to university towns.

6. Capitalise on the Wild Atlantic Way to support local businesses and promote tourism in Tralee and surrounding areas.”

Angie Baily

Tralee local election candidate Anne O’Sullivan welcomes funding of almost €200,000 for Tralee.

Tralee local election candidate Anne O’Sullivan has welcomed funding of almost €200,000 for Tralee town centre.

The funding is being provided to Kerry County Council to help renovate and reuse publicly owned vacant or derelict heritage buildings in Tralee.

Tralee will receive around €197,000 under the Town Centre First Heritage Revival Scheme, which is co-funded by the government and

the European Union’s European Regional Development Fund.

Tralee local election candidate Anne O’Sullivan said: “It is great to see that Tralee is included in the list of 26 towns across the country to benefit from this initiative. This will help Kerry County Council to identify the wonderful heritage buildings in Tralee which need to be preserved, enhanced or transformed. It will support the excellent work already being done by Kerry County Council.”

This first tranche of funding will help

Kerry County Council to identify suitable renovation projects in Tralee and Killarney and ensure they are ready to commence capital works. The next tranche of funding from the scheme will support those capital works.

Ms O’Sullivan said: “Tralee as a place to live, work in and grow old in is a vision that I am highlighting as part of my local election campaign and I believe this funding will strongly contribute to achieving that.”

Mary Byrne, X Factor Star, Returns To The Stage In

Siamsa

Tire With A Brand

New Stage Show

Fresh from her successful Irish and UK tour of Menopause, The Musical 2, Mary Byrne returns to her roots to share her incredible story in her own words, live on-stage. This captivating show is touring Ireland and coming to Siamsa Tire, Tralee on 14th June. Mary Byrne – Check Me Out is a deeply moving and intensely honest portrayal of Mary’s life, from her humble beginnings at the checkout counter to her unforgettable journey on X Factor. In this world premiere production, Mary takes the audience on a nostalgic ride, filled with music, humour and heartfelt moments. Mary’s unique blend of humour and honesty promises a fantastic night of entertainment that is set to be a sell-out. Her performance will include some of the classic songs associated with Mary’s career to date: ‘This Is My Life’, ‘This Is A Man’s World’ and ‘Always On

You going to ‘WONDER’ at Roundy’s Bar this weekend?

Kick start the summer this June Bank Holiday at WONDER at Roundy’s Bar. Saturday the 1st of June experience a night of funk, soul and disco celebrating Motown Records artists and the music catalogue of the legendary Stevie Wonder. DJ Paudi Cronin and Rob Condon are on the turntables with Mossie Shea on Sax, as they journey through Stevie Wonder’s iconic catalogue, paying tribute to his profound influence on the world of music. It’s an event not to be missed, setting the stage for an unforgettable summer night.

This special evening promises to deliver the perfect soundtrack to a

summer’s night, with groovy beats and soulful melodies that will have everyone dancing. Doors open from 6pm and WONDER starts at 9pm and admission is Free.

Roundy’s is open Friday, Saturday and Sunday for the June Bank Holiday from 6pm.

Across at The Ashe Hotel, join local musician Daithi O’Regan Saturday evening the 1st of June from 8pm for an evening of live music in Alfie’s Bar. Sit back and relax with a cocktail while enjoying a mix of contemporary and classic songs. To make a reservation for Alfie’s Restaurant please call 0667106300

Simply the Best

Ireland's own international success story, Rebecca O'Connor returns with her amazing band and dancers. Be prepared to stand in your seats as Rebecca delivers her flawless rendition of Tina Turner and her greatest hits - she's Simply the Best!

Tickets €33 2ND JUNE SUN 8.00PM

The Greatest Showman Singalong

Roll up roll up for family fun at this special sing-a-long screening of The Greatest Showman. It’s your time to shine – have fun, sing loud and ‘Come Alive’ – It’s Showtime. Starring Hugh Jackman as American legend PJ Barnum.

Tickets €9/7.50

7-9TH JUNE

LASTA Youth Arts Festival

Created by young people, LASTA presents a weekend of entertainment for all. Free events include Pop-Up Choir with Sorcha O'Connor and wood turning with TikTok sensation Eoin Reardon. Ticketed events include trad music, song and dance at Bothantaoicht, Irish set dancing with Safe Sets and sock puppet making. Tickets from Free to €10

Music Ensemble

Workshop & Performance

Accomplished musician/performer Rebecca McCarthy Kent invites musicians of all levels to expand their skills in a multi-instrumental two day workshop and performance on Sunday 7pm.

Tickets €80 / €10

John Mitchel’s Under 12 Girls – “We had a great Sunday morning where we played host to Austin Stacks, Na Gaeil and John MItchels in a well organized blitz by Thomas Kearns. Some excellent football by all involved. Thanks to our four Go Game refs for officiating.”

"We are delighted with the feedback we are getting from some of our recent Solar Energy clients."

Keith Malee, Sales Manager, Green Energy Ireland

"Really great service from start to nish. From our initial consultation with Keith, who took as much time as was necessary to understand our needs and explain the best solutions, to the installation itself, we couldn’t have been in better hands every step of the way. All the work was completed and the teams gone by the time we got home from work/school, so Keith actually came back the following day to talk us through the app and show us how to get the most out of it. Thanks to all the team at Green Energy Ireland for a very good customer experience." - John & Deirdre, Killarney

" I was a small bit dubious about the cost v bene ts aspect of moving to Solar PV, but after having met with Green Energy Ireland, who went to great lengths to ensure that I understood all the elements, I knew I was in good hands and had chosen the right partner for this part of our home upgrade project. Keith was always available, and everybody from the roofers to the electricians ensured we were kept in the loop and up to date on all the moving parts. We very much appreciated your patience and thank you for a really ne piece of work." - Maurice & family, Mallow

GRANTS AND SAVINGS

• Solar PV grant max of €2100

• Tams( Farmers ) grant up to 60%

• Vat at 0% from May 1st 2023

• ESB suppliers allow credit for excess electricity usually on average about 50% of unit rate

Want to see your energy bills going down and your energy savings going up? Make the switch to solar power this summer and make the most of the sunshine!

Now has never been a better time to switch with SEAI grants to help with the costs AND for a limited time only Green Energy Ireland are also offering a 10 Panel Solar PV System installation from €4,950*! For

Tralee Chamber Alliance Member Spotlight in association with The Tralee Advertiser

This month: NexGen Cyber

At NexGen Cyber, our mission goes beyond providing everyday technology solutions. We are a trusted Managed Service Security Provider (MSSP), specialising in delivering end-to-end digital security management solutions that deliver true business impact for our customers.

Our core focus is assisting our clients with achieving their business goals and the highest

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When Donals Challenge started, the rains stopped!

Despite less favorable weather than in previous years, a huge crowd turned out for the ‘Donal Walsh Spa 6K Challenge’ hosted by Spa N.S. on Sunday, May 26th. The event honored Donal, a past pupil of the school.

“We wanted to honor Donal in a special way, and our team of loyal volunteers and sponsors worked exceptionally hard despite the challenging conditions to create a fun and unifying event, just as Donal urged us all to do,” said school principal Peter Linehan. He also praised the Parents Association for their tireless efforts in ensuring the day ran smoothly.

Over five hundred people braved a few rain showers to attend the event, which featured a bustling market organized by the students. Sixth graders hosted fun games and

challenges, while the crowd enjoyed an exciting rocket competition.

The Parents Association provided a delightful food court with burgers, teas, treats, and ice creams. Local musician Ian O’Doherty entertained with lively music, and street performer Ronaldo Fanzini had everyone laughing with his comedy show.

The main event, the ‘Donal Walsh Spa 6K Challenge,’ was a looped run/walk starting and finishing at the school. Donal’s parents, Fionbarr and Elma, officially started the race. The atmosphere was wonderful as participants enthusiastically tackled the course. Oisín Spillane finished first in the men’s section, followed by Eddie O’Connor and David Chute. Siobhán Daly took first place in the women’s section, with Deirdre Curtin and Emma Guiney

close behind. Cheers and applause greeted all the finishers.

Elma Walsh expressed her delight: “We are thrilled to celebrate the

Nominate Now for the 2024 People of UHK Awards

We need your help to honour the extraordinary members of the University Hospital Kerry (UHK) team! The nomination deadline for the 2024 People of UHK Awards has been extended to Thursday, 6th June 2024, giving you more time to recognise the staff members who make a difference every day.

• Have you experienced exceptional care at UHK?

• Did a staff member go above and beyond for you or your family?

Now is your chance to give back by nominating them for the People of UHK awards!

Visit www.uhk.ie/awards to submit your nomination and highlight the incredible contributions of UHK staff. Let’s come together to celebrate those who dedicate their lives to caring for others.

Don’t wait – nominate today!

‘Live Life’ message at Spa N.S. The committee organized a fantastic day, and Donal would have loved it!”

“SNAPPED ON SOCIAL MEDIA”

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In the Brogue this Saturday night ! Midnight Cafe !

Simon takes a walkabout in the Tralee sunshine !( photo credit Derry Mc Mahon )

Officials in a good mood at Austin Stack Park Tralee on Saturday prior to a hurling game were Ardfert legend Joe Wallace with Brendan McCarthy,Mike Flavin,Eamon O Sullivan and Derry Murphy.Photo Moss Joe Browne.

Mikey Moriarty from Fenit keeping traffic on the move near Austin Stack Park on Saturday.Photo Moss Joe Browne.

‘ Only the strongest survive ! ‘ as 1 cygnet remains in the Wetlands

New Facelift and new owners at former Roasthouse premises

commencing 3rd June for 6 weeks

Tuesday

10:00 -10:45am Mixed Prop Pilates

12:00 -12:45pm Aqua Aerobics

Wednesday

7:00 - 7:45am Morning Spin

6:30 -7:15pm Intermediate Endurance Pilates

Thursday

10:00 - 10:45am Essiential Beginners Pilates

6:15 - 7:00pm Aqua Aerobics

7:00 - 7:30pm Spinning

Summer CLASSES 2024 Bookings NOW open

Monday

7:00 - 7:30am Sprint

9:00 - 9:30am Body Balance Strength 1:15 - 1:45pm Body Balance Flexibility

Tuesday

7:00 - 7:30am Grit Cardio

9:00 - 9:30am Body Balance Flexibility

1:15 - 1:45pm Sprint

6:00 - 6:30pm RPM

Wednesday

9:00 - 9:30am Body Balance Strength 1:15 -1:45pm Body Balance Flexibility

7:30 - 8:00pm Body Attack

Thursday

7:00 - 7:30am Grit Strength

9:00 - 9:30am Body Balance Flexibility 1:15 - 1:45pm Sprint

Friday

9:00 - 9:30am Body Balance Strength 1:15 - 1:45pm Body Balance Flexibility

6:30 - 7:00pm Body Combat

Saturday & Sunday

8:30 - 9:00am RPM 9:00 - 9:30am Body Balance Flexibility 10:00 - 10:30am RPM 10:30 - 11:00am Body Balance Flexibility

LAUGHTER ....THE BEST MEDICINE !

A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR

A man walks into a bar and orders six whiskies. He lines them up in a row and knocks back the first, third, and fifth glasses. Then he gets up to leave.

“ Don’t you want the others?” asks the barman.”You’ve only had three of your whiskies.” “Best not” replies the man, “My doctor said it was only okay to have the odd drink.”

A MAGICIAN WAS WORKING ON A CRUISE SHIP

“Both of my children have attended Tralee Sports Centre Camps for the past number of years. Not only have they made lifelong friendships but they have many wonderful memories.

As a parent I love that they are safe, well cared for and are actually looking forward to spending time doing physical activity and away from technology”. Karen, Kilmoyley

MY EX MADE THIS FACEBOOK STATUS ABOUT HOW SHE FEELS LIKE SOMEONE IS WATCHING HER...

IN THE CARIBBEAN. THE AUDIENCE WOULD BE DIFFERENT EACH WEEK, SO THE MAGICIAN ALLOWED HIMSELF TO DO THE SAME TRICKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

There was only one problem, the captain’s parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick.

“I have been very impressed with the Activity Camps run at Tralee Sports Complex. They are extremely well organised and supervised by Hayley and the children get to participate in a safe environment. The children really like the range of activities provided and always come away happy and looking forward to the next day”

Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show:

A grateful Grandparent,Tralee

...but I’ve been following her around all week and I can guarantee no one is stalking her.

“The Summer Camp was super!!! Kids LOVED it. We came down from Dublin for it and stayed the week. Hayley was super kind and helpful!!! Leonie, Dublin

“Look, it’s not the same hat!”

“Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table!”

“Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?”

A GUY TOOK HIS BLONDE GIRLFRIEND TO HER FIRST FOOTBALL GAME...

“My kids love the Tralee Sports Complex camps. They look forward to going every day and especially love the swimming and games” Aileen, Ballymac

After the game, he asked her if she liked it. She replied, “it was fun but I don’t see why they made such a big fuss over 25 cents.”

The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything; it was the captain’s parrot, after all.

“Highly recommend to anyone who wants a well-rounded camp for your child. The growth in self-confidence is amazing” Marian, Tralee

The guy asked, “What do you mean?”

And she said, “Well, at the beginning of the game, they flipped a coin and someone took it, and for the rest of the game, they kept shouting ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’”

DONALD TRUMP IS BOARDING AIR FORCE ONE

When all of a sudden, an assassin jumps out and points the gun at Trump. A member of the secret service sees this and yells, “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would-be assassin so much that it gives the other agents time to apprehend him. While the agents interrogate the assassin, Donald Trump pulls the agent aside and says, “ Why did you yell Mickey Mouse when you saw the assassin?” The agent says, “Well, I got nervous and meant to say Donald Duck.”

One day the ship had an accident and sunk. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days.

After a week the parrot finally said: “Okay, I give up. What’d you do with the boat?”

I STARTED DATING THIS BLONDE CHICK LAST NIGHT.

“Do you have any kids?” she asked.

“Yes,” I replied.

“I have one child that’s just under two.”

She said, “I might be blonde, but I know how many one is.”

SPORT WITH THE TRALEE

AUSTIN STACKS CLUB NOTES

Mens County League Div 2 Match Report by Tim Slattery Darragh O’Brien opened the scoring for Stacks with a free. Listowel quickly equalized and took the lead, with points from Jack McElligott and Darragh Lynch. Stacks responded, but Eddie Healy’s goal put Listowel ahead 1-5 to 0-2 after eighteen minutes. Stacks closed the gap with points from Daniel Kirby and Darragh O’Brien. In the second half, subs Paddy Lane and Cian Purcell scored to reduce the deficit. Stacks leveled the match with a goal from Daniel Kirby. Lane then put Stacks ahead, but a late free from Sam Tarrant tied the game.

Full Time Score: Listowel Emmets 1-10 Austin Stacks 1-10

Next Fixture: Castleisland Desmond’s, June 1st, 7:30 pm.

Mens County League Div 5 Cup

Our B team lost to Dr. Crokes 0-09 to 1-09 despite leading at halftime.

Next Fixture: Scartaglen, June 1st, Currow, 6:30 pm.

U21 Football Championship Match Report by Tim “Tiger” Slattery Stacks led initially, but Rathmore’s goals put them ahead. Stacks leveled the match late, forcing extra time. In extra time, Stacks dominated, winning 2-23 to 3-9.

2024 Intermediate Club Championship Austin Stacks in Group A with Glenbeigh-Glencar, An Ghaeltacht, and John Mitchels. Top two advance to quarterfinals.

PEIL FAOI 7/8/9: Football on Sunday at 11 am.

PEIL FAOI 11: Sunday session at 11 am, GoGames Thursday at 6:30 pm.

PEIL FAOI 15: U15 Division 2 County League champions preparing for Central League. U15B also preparing for Central League.

JOHN MITCHEL’S NOTES

- WEEK OF MAY 26TH, 2024

Senior Men

Our Division 2 team faced Gneeveguilla away on Sunday. Despite a spirited performance, the team lost by a single point, finishing 1-08 to 1-07. The next match is at home against Na Gaeil on Saturday at 7:30 p.m.

The U9 boys hosted Fossa GAA for non-competitive Go Games at Ballyseedy on Sunday.

Under 12 Girls

Sunday morning saw a well-organized blitz with Austin Stacks, Na Gaeil, and John Mitchels, featuring excellent football.

Under 13 Boys

In tough conditions, the team played against a strong Ballyduff. After a strong defensive performance and key goals, Mitchels secured a win.

Under 15 Boys

Congratulations to our U15 Gold Team for winning the Division 11 County

League Final against Ardfert, 4-07 to 3-05.

Under 16 Girls and Minors

The U16 girls are set to play in a plate final against Annauscal/Castlegregory, with the date to be confirmed. Several back games are scheduled for the first week of June.

TRALEE PARNELLS HURLING AND CAMOGIE CLUB WEEKLY NOTES

Academy Training

Newcomers are welcome, with hurleys and helmets provided. There’s now a tea/coffee station for parents to mingle. Our U11s had a busy week, traveling to Lixnaw and hosting Kilmoyley, delivering great performances in both matches. Hard luck to our U13s who lost to Crotta O’Neills in the North Kerry Championship. They face Ballyheigue next on May 28th.

Our U13 camogie team won against Abbeykillix in Pairc na Darach. Thanks to the opposition for a competitive match and Diarmuid Brennan for reffing. Both U15 hurling and camogie teams qualified for the National Féile na nGael in Wexford. Fundraising efforts include a GoFundMe page and a bake sale and long puck event on May 31st. The U16 camogie team won against Cillard in Rd 2 of the County league last Wednesday evening.

As part of the Camogie Association’s 120th anniversary, our U12 team will represent the club at a blitz on June 9th in Croke Park. Congrats to the Kerry hurlers for their win against Meath in the Joe McDonagh campaign, Stephen Molumphy’s last game in charge.

BALLYMACELLIGOTT

GAA CLUB NOTES

Credit Union SFL Div 1 Round 8

Ballymac GAA 2-11, Glenflesk GAA 1-14 A tightly contested match saw Ballymac and Glenflesk draw in Round 8 of the Division 1 league. Both teams exchanged early scores, with Glenflesk netting the first goal. The second half featured another goal by Donal Daly, but Glenflesk’s persistence led to a draw.

Credit Union SFL Div 6 Shield Round 4

Ballymacelligott 3-16, Castleisland Desmonds 0-4 Ballymac dominated from start to finish against Castleisland Desmonds. A strong first half was followed by an equally impressive second half, securing a comprehensive victory.

Acorn Life County U21 Football Championship Round 1

Ballymac 2-11, Laune Rangers 4-11

Ballymac faced a tough opponent in Laune Rangers. Despite a valiant effort and strong performances, Ballymac fell short. Donal Daly was a standout with 2-10.

Senior Ladies

Ballymacelligott LGFA 1-3, Rathmore LGFA 3-6

In the Donal Curtin Cup, Ballymac ladies showed great effort against top team Rathmore. Tina Quinn was top scorer with 1-1.

Minor Boys

Ballymac GAA 1-17, Na Fianna 2-5 In the Central Region Div 2 Final, Ballymac minors displayed dominance. Micheal O’Connor accepted the trophy on behalf of the team.

The U13 boys had two impressive wins:

• Blue Team: Defeated Laune Rangers (2-8 to 0-3).

• Sunday Match: Beat Kenmare (2-9 to 1-8).

The U12 girls played a strong game away to Knock/Brosna, showing great skill and teamwork.

KERINS O’RAHILLYS GAA NOTES

Seniors

Dr Crokes 1-15 Kerins O’Rahillys 1-08

Dr Crokes continued their perfect county league run with a comprehensive win over Kerins O’Rahillys on Sunday.

Match Highlights:

• First Half: Dr Crokes dominated, with Micheál Burns leading their attack. Kerins O’Rahillys struggled and trailed 1-08 to 0-02 at halftime.

• Second Half: Kerins O’Rahillys opened strong with a point from Darragh O’Connor and a goal from Barry John, but Dr Crokes maintained control to secure the win.

Next Match: Away at Gallarus next weekend for Round 9 on Saturday evening.

The U9 boys hosted Castleisland Desmond’s, showing fantastic football and continued improvement. Despite the weather, the U10 girls had a strong match against Castleisland Desmond’s, with good structure and awareness throughout the team.

A great performance by the U11 boys in Ardfert, showcasing skills and teamwork. Phase two fixtures will be confirmed soon.

The U13 A team’s winning streak ended against Laune Rangers, but they remain top of Division 3 County League Phase 2.

U12 Girls A strong performance at home against Abbeydorney, showcasing excellent skills and teamwork.

U14 Girls Strand Rd 6-1

Austin Stacks 1-4

A great win against Austin Stacks, with standout performances from Lily Hussey, Ava O’Donoghue, and captain Rachel Ahern.

U16 Girls Training continues with some

players resting. Lilly’s return to training and U14 players joining boosts the team.

Minor Ladies Kerins O’Rahillys 4-13 Beaufort 3-11

A win in Division 3 of the Co. League against Beaufort, led by captain Sadhbh.

Senior Ladies Kerins O’Rahillys 4-10 Listowel 2-9

A fantastic display in the Donal Curtin Cup against Listowel.

ST PATS GAA NOTES

We are excited to announce that our Dingle Way Challenge returns on Sunday, June 2nd.

• Ultra Route (42Km): Starting at Coumeenole, passing through Dingle and Lispole, and finishing in Annascaul.

• Standard Route (30Km): Starting at Ventry Beach, passing through Dingle and Lispole, and finishing in Annascaul.

St Pats Football Academy is held every Sunday morning from 10:30 a.m. to 11:30 a.m. at St Pats Blennerville (V92 RH98). Open to boys and girls from Under 5 to Under 13. Contact Michael at 086-3855428 for more info. New members are always welcome!

The U8 girls participated in a wellorganized blitz in Dingle, playing three games despite challenging conditions. The girls showed great skill and determination.

The U10 girls had their second day of games in Dingle, playing brilliantly despite tough conditions.

The U11s trained on Sunday in preparation for phase 2 of the Lee Strand Co County Go Games. Keep attending training and practicing at home.

The U12 girls trained on Wednesday and Sunday, focusing on kicking, speed, and agility. The U12 County League Go Games programme starts mid-June. In the U13 County League Phase 2, St Pats lost to Knock/Brosna, 1-07 to 2-12. Despite the loss, the team showed great improvement and effort.

The U15s’ Lee Strand Co. League campaign ended with a semi-final loss to Milltown/Castlemaine. The team showed great effort, especially in the second half.

St Brendan’s U21 team won their first County Championship Round 1 game against Mid Kerry, 3-17 to 0-09. Ben Sharp of St Pat’s contributed in the last ten minutes.

The seniors were defeated by Sneem/ Derrynane last weekend. Despite their best efforts, they couldn’t close the gap. The next game is against Laune Rangers B.

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