A More Surprising World
Clyde Musehl Age 11
Zombies CONTENT WARNING: READER, PROCEED WITH CAUTION The following story is scary and suspenseful. It is not recommended for readers under ten or sensitive readers of any age. Once upon a time, Jerry was sitting on a chair in his house when he heard a knock on the door, so he went to see who it was. When he opened the door, there was a zombie. Jerry slammed the door shut and then went to look for a chainsaw. Jerry found a chainsaw and opened the door. Then, he attacked the zombie! “I don’t like zombies,” said Jerry. Then, Jerry heard a knock on the door, so he went to see who it was. When he opened the door, there were a hundred zombies! One of the zombies ate his chainsaw! And then, Ryan came out of Jerry’s house and said, “Y’all zombies are stupid,” and all the zombies died. But then Ryan said, “jsdgcnuasgcfkasfjagfnaevfnjadfvgnaifga,” and disappeared. Jerry wanted to know where the zombies came from, so he called his dragon. The dragon’s name was Pillow. When Pillow heard Jerry call, he came very fast. Jerry said, “Hi, Pillow. Let’s find out where the zombies came from!” Jerry jumped on Pillow, and Pillow flew away! He flew to Zombie Rock where they met the Zombie Wizard. He said that he didn’t know anything about zombies, and people just call him the Zombie Wizard because he lives at Zombie Rock. SO, Jerry and Pillow left, but just after they left, the Zombie Wizard turned into a buff zombie. “Mwahahaha!” he cackled. Jerry and Pillow went back home, “Who else knows about zombies?” Just then, an explosion happened outside, so he went to see what it was. When he looked out, he saw a zombocopter flying away. Jerry phoned his friend Tarry and told him to bring his helicopter. Jerry andTarry chased the zombocopter all the way to Zombie Rock. “Zombie rock? I thought the Zombie Wizard didn’t know about zombies,” said Jerry.
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