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And still the Scotch stories keep showing up. They are like the Austin car stories in number, the chief difference being that more of the Scotch stories are printable.

This one concerns the Scotchman who was starting on his first ocean voyage, and was horribly afraid of getting seasick. So he approached the Steward the first day out' and said to him:

"Steward, my gude friend, tell me how I may prevent

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The Westwood Lumber Company's mill at Wheeler, Ore., started sawing May 18, after a long period of inactivity. D. H. Miller, formerly manager of Knappton Mills & Lumber Co., Knappton, Wash., is in charge of the operation.

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being seasick on this voyage. Can you?

"Sure,l' said the Steward, recognizing the burr in the accent of the Scotchie.

"Then tell me," insisted the Scotchman.

"Have you a dime?" asked the Steward.

"I have that," replied the Scotchman.

"Hold it between your teeth," suggested the Steward.

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M. L. "D'uke" Euphrat, of Wendling-Nathan Company, San Francisco, returned April 23 ltom a trip over the Coalt Counties territory, in the course of which he called on the trade from San Jose to San Luis Obispo. He was accompanied on the trip by G. F. "Jerry" Bonnington.

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