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HOSPITALITY CERT III TRAINEE FOR BED AND BREAKFAST
Small accommodation business looking for a new trainee to join our work family. The position is full time for approx. 1 year working towards a Certificate III in Hospitality. Duties vary including breakfast set-up, cleaning rooms, customer service, admin and you will learn skills relevant for managing accommodation. Would suit a school leaver wanting to start work in the accommodation industry. Please email your applications to BYRONPALMSGUESTHOUSE@GMAIL.COM
G.Nome GARDENER
FIRSTLY, WHAT DOES THE G STAND FOR? Gordon actually, but most people pronounce it Garden, due to my profession. TELL US WHERE YOU’RE FROM AND HOW YOU ENDED UP IN BYRON. My family were originally from Ireland. My great grandad was a leprechaun, and he stowed away on one of the immigration boats coming to Australia in the 1950’s. He met an Irish river-dancer who was touring Australia and they ran away together to Queensland and became sugar cane farmers. But the family eventually emigrated to Byron to escape the cane toads. Just too dangerous for us. YOU KEPT YOUR LOVE OF THE LAND AND BECAME A GARDENER; AND A STILL LIFE EXPONENT – WHAT DO YOU PREFER? It’s hard to choose - I like to combine the two whenever I can.
LOOKING FOR STAFF? WE CAN HELP!
IT MUST BE HARD TO DO MUCH GARDENING WHEN YOU’RE IN A STILL-LIFE POSE? Exactly!
IF YOU DON'T FIND A STAFF MEMBER WITHIN 2 WEEKS, WE WILL RUN THIRD WEEK FREE OF CHARGE
COMPLETE THIS SENTENCE – “I LOVE …. pubs with high stools at the bar. I like to wink at the barmaids when they serve me a pint.”
To book call 0487 003 765 or email hello@byronbazaar.com
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IF YOU WENT TO A FANCY-DRESS PARTY, WHO WOULD YOU GO AS, AND WHY? I would go as Usain Bolt. I’ve always wanted to be an athlete, but I just can’t get into the training routine – but I do have a pair of gold boots.
Tricky Trivia Answers - Questions on page 13 1. A, EUROPE. 2. C, BICARB, VINEGAR. 3. FALSE, KURT RUSSELL.
4. 5. 6. 7.
B, 1920'S. FALSE, LACTOSE. C, MUSHY'S. B, MANET.
8. A, MOBY DICK. 9. C, 42. 10. A, 4.
BYRON IS RENOWNED FOR ITS WILD TURKEYS - HAVE YOU EVER HAD A RUN IN WITH A BRUSH TURKEY? Well, as I said, we left Queensland to get away from the cane toads – they were a real nuisance. Did you know that toads love to pee on garden gnomes? Anyway, we get to Byron, and now it’s the brush turkeys. They are ok most of the year, but come spring-time the horny lads start building these ginormous nests, right at the bottom of the garden where we like to hang out. We have lost a few cousins underneath those nests – and they always come out hot and smelling of compost!
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