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Torrevieja and local areas Tuesday, March 22nd 2016 - Edition 590

St. Patrick's Day in Cabo Roig

Cabo Roig was turned Green once again last Thursday, for Spain’s largest St, Patrick’s day parade.

Around 8,000 people packed the streets, which although was slightly down on previous years, this could possibly be put down in part to the parade also clashing with market day. But no matter, as those that did attend were treated to a day of music, wit, comedy, marching and entertainment, along with the opportunity to enjoy a swift pint in the beautiful Costa Blanca sunshine.

As 5.00pm rolled around. Cabo Roig was awash in green white and gold, to ensure that this St. Patrick’s Day event was the greenest place in Spain. The Parade featured more than twenty floats with Irish dancers, Hip Hop dancers, Disney Characters, Stilt Walkers, Fire

jugglers, classic cars, Harley Davidson motorbikes and lots more, all led by St. Patrick himself with the new Pope, or at least someone who bore an uncanny resemblance, bringing up the rear and blessing the crowd with his own personal brand of holy water. The team from Viva TV were also on hand to produce a short news shot for Irish TV while TKO provided the music and entertainment before and after the main parade. The organisers wished to pass on a special word of thanks to all the fundraisers, for without them this parade would not take place and to all the businesses in Cabo Roig, who helped to fund the parade and to the Orihuela Council and other local entities for their backing and support in continuing the success of the event.

The music and entertainment all started about 3.00pm although some of the local pubs and restaurants had been busy since early morning. The parade started at 5.00pm at the back of the strip at Aldeas de Aguamarina, continued up as far as the

medical centre and down the front of the strip led by St Patrick, closely followed by former members of the Irish armed services. To clear the route, more than 30 motorcyclists, adorned in Irish colours paved the way, followed by a selection of classic and custom cars from Club Torrevieja Classics and Specialists Cars. There were fewer cars this year than in previous years due to it being market day and local services could not guarantee being able to clear the roads and have enough parking for all those who wanted to parade, but the organisers noted that over the next three years the parade will fall on Friday, Saturday and Sunday and they have some big plans for these 'party' days. The organisers also wanted give out a huge word of thanks to the Orihuela Town Hall and Policia Local for all their help and support in making this year’s St. Patrick’s Day parade possibly the best parade outside of Ireland and the USA. More photos of the event can be found in our special three page coverage on Pages 6, 7 and 8, as the CoastRider bring you the best coverage of St. Patrick's Day, 2016.

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British Consulate Alicante

The British Consulate in Alicante represents the UK government in the communities of Valencia and Murcia and the province of Albacete and provides services to British nationals living in and visiting the region. They also provide services at the British Embassy Madrid and consulates in Barcelona, Ibiza, Las Palmas, Málaga, Palma de Mallorca and Tenerife.

Services for British Nationals Urgent assistance If you’re in the communities of Valencia or Murcia or the province of Albacete and you urgently need help (eg if you’ve been attacked, arrested or lost your passport), call +34 965 21 60 22. If you’re in the UK and concerned about a British national in the communities of Valencia and Murcia or the province of Albacete, call 020 7008 1500.

Get or renew a passport The British Embassy can’t help with passport enquiries. Contact Her Majesty’s Passport Office if you need help. If you can’t get a new or replacement passport in time to travel, you may be able to get an emergency travel document.

Get an emergency travel document You can apply for an emergency travel document (ETD) if you’re abroad and your passport has been lost or stolen, damaged or expired, and you can’t get a new or replacement passport in time to travel. If you’re due to travel in the next 24 hours, contact us as soon as possible.

Otherwise, make an appointment at your nearest consulate. Call them before making an appointment if you’ve never applied for a British passport before or if you’re applying for a child under the age of 16. If you are travelling in the next week and your passport is not available, you may be able to apply for an ETD. You can go to your nearest consulate and normally obtain an ETD on the day. You must bring your travel details for all applications plus proof of your address in Spain if the ETD is for a round trip. You should arrive at the consulate at least an hour before the scheduled closing time. You’ll have to pay a nonrefundable fee of £95 or the equivalent in local currency.

Get a visa The British Embassy can’t help with visa enquiries. If you’re not a British national, you may need a visa to travel to the UK. If you’re a British national travelling abroad and need to apply for a visa to visit a particular country or check if you need a visa, see the entry requirements on our foreign travel advice for the country you want to visit. For more information on visas, see UK visas and immigration on their web site.

Marriage and civil partnerships For information on getting married in Spain, see getting married abroad on the web site.

Register a birth or death Find out how to register a birth or register a death in Spain. You can’t register a birth or death at the Embassy.

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death of a relative from a third party, you should contact the Foreign and Commonwealth Office on 020 7008 1500.

Support if you’ve been arrested They’ll do all they can to contact you within 24 hours of being told that you’ve been detained or arrested and will give you a prisoner pack with information for British prisoners in Spain. They cannot get you out of prison, prevent the local authorities from deporting you after your prison sentence, or interfere in criminal or civil court proceedings.

Notarial and documentary services Check the website to see the full list of notarial and documentary services we provide.

Legalisation services The Embassy does not provide legalisation services so you will need to ask the UK government to get a UK document legalised (certified as genuine).

Pensions and benefits in Spain The website also has Information about access to state pensions and benefits when living in Spain.

Healthcare in Spain A guide for British nationals living, or planning to live, in Spain on the different ways to access healthcare.

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Torrevieja's Semana Santa processions

The Easter processions started on Sunday and continue through the week.

HOLY TUESDAY - 22th March 2016 TIME: 10.00pm From the Inmaculada Concepcion church with the following floats: Cofradía de la Convocatoria y Mujer Samaritana, Cofradía del Cristo Crucificado, Ntro. Padre Jesús de la Salud y María Santísima del Silencio, Cofradía de Ntro. Padre Jesús de la Caída, Cofradía de la Santa Mujer Verónica, Cofradía de San Juan Evangelista, Cofradía de Ntra. Sra. de los Dolores.

Itinerary: Plaza de la Constitución, Caballero de Rodas, Patricio Pérez, Concepción, Paseo Vistalegre, María Parodi, Caballero de Rodas y plaza de la Constitución.

HOLY WEDNESDAY - 23th March 2016 TIME: 10.00pm From the Inmaculada Concepcion church with the following floats: Cofradía de Ntro. Padre Jesús Triunfante y Ntra. Sra. de la Esperanza y de la Paz. Itinerary: Plaza de la Constitución, Caballero de Rodas y María Parodi.

Time: 10.00pm At the same time, from the Sagrado Corazón de Jesús church with the following floats: Cofradía de la Convocatoria y Mujer Samaritana, Santa Mujer Verónica, Cofradía de Ntro. Padre Jesús de la Caída.

Itinerary: Plaza de Oriente, Zoa and Ramón Gallud street to Maria Parodi crossroad, where the floats from both churches will meet. This religious meeting is called "Encuentro en la via dolorosa".

After the religious meeting, the procession will go along the following streets: Itinerary: Ramón Gallud, Patricio Pérez, Campoamor, Vicente Blasco Ibáñez, Azorín, Caballero de Rodas y plaza de la Constitución.

MAUNDY THURSDAY - 24th March 2016 TIME: 11.00pm Silent procession at 11.00pm from Inmaculada Concepción church with the floats: Cofradía de la Convocatoria y Mujer Samaritana, Cofradía del Cristo Crucificado, Ntro. Padre Jesús de la Salud y María Santísima del Silencio.

Itinerary: Plaza de la Constitución, Patricio Pérez, Campoamor, Turco, Gabriel Miró, Orihuela, Caballero de Rodas y Plaza de la Constitución.

MAUNDY THURSDAY 24th March 2016 TIME: Midnight Descendimiento De Cristo Del Calvario Procession, from Plaza del Calvario with the floats: Cofradía de Ntra. Sra. de la Piedad.

Itinerary: Plaza del Calvario, Santísima Trinidad, San José, María Parodi, Caballero de Rodas y plaza de la Constitución.

GOOD FRIDAY -25th March 2016 TIME: 8:00pm HOLY BURIAL PROCESSION From the Inmaculada Concepción church with the following floats: Cofradía de la Convocatoria y Mujer Samaritana, Cofradía de Ntro. Padre Jesús en la Última y Sagrada Cena, Cofradía de Ntro. Padre Jesús en la Oración del Huerto de los Olivos, Cofradía del Stmo. Cristo de la Flagelación; Stma. Virgen de la Estrella,

Reina de los Ángeles; y san Judas Tadeo, Cofradía de San Pedro Arrepentido, Cofradía de Ntro. Padre Jesús Cautivo – Nazareno, Cofradía de Ntro. Padre Jesús de la Caída, Cofradía de la Santa Mujer Verónica, Cofradía de Ntro. Padre Jesús Triunfante y Ntra. Sra. de la Esperanza y de la Paz, Cofradía del Cristo Crucificado, Ntro.

Padre Jesús de la Salud y María Santísima del Silencio, Cofradía de Ntra. Sra. de la Piedad, Cofradía del Santo Sepulcro – Yacente, Cofradía de San Juan Evangelista, Cofradía de Ntra. Sra. de los Dolores.

Itinerary: Plaza de la Constitución, Caballero de Rodas, Patricio Pérez, Ramón Gallud, Zoa, Ulpiano, Moriones, Caballero de Rodas y Plaza de la Constitución.

HOLY SATURDAY - “Great drum droll” 26th March 2016 TIME: 10:30pm From the Centro Cultural Virgen del Carmen de Torrevieja POPULAR GREAT DRUM DROLL (Open to everyone who wants to participate with their drum or tambourine.)

Itinerary: Calle del Mar, Gumersindo, Apolo, Pedro Lorca, Joaquín Chapaprieta, Vicente Blasco Ibáñez y Zoa, hasta la plaza de Oriente. Stops to celebrate the Solemne Vigilia Pascual and again by Torrevejenses Ausentes street, Campoamor, Patricio Pérez, plaza Miguel Hernández, Canónigo Torres y Concepción. In Constitution square.

EASTER SUNDAY - 27th March 2016 TIME: 8:00am PROCESSIÓN "del encuentro" with the following floats: Cofradía de San Juan

Evangelista, Purísima Concepción.

Itinerary: From Inmaculada Concepción church, Constitución square, Caballero de Rodas, Azorín and Fotógrafos Darblade, until Concepción street crossroad.

Continue with Santísimo Sacramento bajo palio Itinerary: Templo Arciprestal de la Inmaculada, plaza de la Constitución, calles Caballero de Rodas, Clemente Gosálvez y Fotógrafos Darblade, until Concepción street crossroad.

In the crossroad, the floats will meet.

This is known as "El encuentro".

After "El encuentro", all the floats will be carried back to the Inmaculada Church.

Itinerary: Concepción, Ramón Gallud, Bazán, Caballero de Rodas y plaza de la Constitución.

MONDAY 4th April 2016 - San Vicente Ferrer TIME: 08:30am From Inmaculada Concepción church SOLEMNE PROCESIÓN DEL COMULGAR DE SAN VICENTE FERRER Itinerary: Plaza de Oriente, Ramón y Cajal, avenida de la Libertad, Paseo Vistalegre, Concepción, Ramón Gallud, Clemente Gosálvez, Caballero de Rodas y Plaza de la Constitución The main procession is on Good Friday which features all of Torrevieja's paso's including the International Cofradia, Los Costaleros. Those parading also hand out hundreds of kilos of sweets to those lining the streets, so remember to bring your camera, water and a bag to collect your sweets in and enjoy one of Torrevieja's major events.

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13 foreign students die in Tarragona coach crash A trip from Barcelona to Valencia Fallas ended in the worst possible way for the 13 foreign students who died on Sunday morning in a bus accident on the AP-7 motorway in Freginals (Tarragona). The accident, which also left 44 injured - nine of them seriously, occurred minutes before six o'clock, when the driver "swerved" and crossed the median of the highway and overturned, colliding with another vehicle coming in the opposite direction. "Human error" is the cause of the accident, according to the Generalitat and the Government. This ranks among one of the most serious accidents since 2000 in Spain.

The ill-fated bus was part of an expedition of five vehicles from Autocares Alejandro, a company in Mollet del Vallès (Barcelona). They had been hired by several Catalan universities to cover a round trip journey from Barcelona to Valencia. Pompeu Fabra Universities, Polytechnic, Autonomous University of Barcelona and had scheduled a lightning visit to the Fallas aimed at foreign students studying in the Erasmus program in the Catalan city.

At four in the morning they departed from Valencia and after two hours' drive at kilometre 333, they suffered the serious accident. The incident took place in a long straight section that leads to a slight curve to the right.

The bus crashed into the outer fence and, after a sharp swerve the driver, lost control and went over the median. A car travelling south collided head on against the back of the bus, seriously injuring the two occupants along with the 44 other bus passengers, three of whom are in critical condition. Sixteen were unhurt. Among these the driver who tested negative in tests of alcohol and drugs. All fatalities are women, as confirmed by the Department of Interior of the early afternoon.

The young students were mostly foreigners from Peru, Bulgaria, Poland, Ireland, Holland, Belgium,

Palestine, Japan, Ukraine, Czech Republic, New Zealand, United Kingdom, Italy, Hungary, Germany, Sweden, Turkey, Greece, Finland, Norway and Switzerland were the countries of origin confirmed during the afternoon by the Directorate General of Civil Protection of the Generalitat. There were also two passengers of Spanish nationality.

The identification of victims lasted for hours.

Seventeen coroners travelled to Tortosa. Two specialists in forensic dentistry were mobilized to facilitate the recognition of bodies, some of them badly damaged as a result of the violence of the impact. Authorities declined to give any information about the deceased until completing the identification tasks. The ill-fated bus was part of a convoy of five vehicles. It was the last of the group. Identifying the victims was especially difficult because many students had changed their coach on the return trip to meet with other friends.

Nobody knew exactly who was in each of the coaches.

The group had left Barcelona on Saturday at 6:15am bound for Valencia. They spent all day in the Fallas until they left again heading to the Catalan capital about four in the morning.

From the outset the researchers pointed to a possible "human error" as the cause of the accident, as the vehicle was only three years old and all papers and reviews were in order.

Shortly after the accident, the Hotel Corona Tortosa became the local focal point.

Travellers were distributed in meeting rooms on the ground floor while psychological assistance teams treated the young people who had not been physically injured. There, in July 2009, the same hotel served as the base command centre during the fire of Horta de Sant Joan in which five firefighters died.

The Government also organised a service centre in the Barcelona airport to welcome and inform relatives of the deceased students coming from various countries. Upon arrival, they were taken to Tortosa to collaborate in the work of identifying victims or contact the injured.

Messages of condolence were sent by King Philip VI who called the Catalan president, Carles Puigdemont, who declared two days of mourning and called off the trip that had been planned to Paris. Also the president of the Generalitat Valencia, Ximo Puig, contacted Puigdemont. The flags of the University of Barcelona, where most of those killed studied, have been flying at half-mast since the early hours of Sunday mourning. The mayor of Barcelona, Ada Colau, said the city is "shocked" by the incident.

Carles Puigdemont, and the rector of the University of Barcelona (UB) DĂ­dac Ramirez, today will lead an act of five minutes of silence in front of the historic university building along with the mayor of Barcelona.

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The president of Volkswagen-Audi in Spain, Francisco Perez Botello, visits Grupo Rubio MOVI

Last week the president of Volkswagen-Audi in Spain, Francisco Perez Botello, took time out to visit the facilities Rubio Group Mobile. Last week in the CoastRider we reported that the torrevejense company had recently been distinguished with the Merchant of the Year Award 2016. Perez Botello said that the Group Rubio Mobile, 'is highly valued', because among other things, their market share is above the national average and set an example in customer satisfaction service level, especially with the strong foreign community in Torrevieja. So the value according to Perez Botello said, could not be more satisfactory.

On the recovery of the VW sector after the emissions fiasco which cost the company billions, Francisco Perez stressed that in the last two years they are taking a path along a very strong recovery period and it is expected that the current year will be better than 2015, but he noted, it will depend a little on the constitution of the new government, but he expects very good growth in the sector. Perez didn't contemplate any decline in the car market for at least the next two years, and scenarios they are working on will depend heavily on how the political situation is resolved in Spain.

Perez Botello said what the manufacturers want is stability in government, and stability and consistency in economic policies. If all that occurs, we will have strong growth for a sector that is fundamental to the Spanish economy. And if not, we will have to settle for more moderate growth rates. Perez Botello noted that “some doubts are being felt, as a result of the December 20th elections still not being finished, thus clearing the political horizon in Spain. There is an industrial policy that is committed to the industrial development of Spain, which is the best recipe that you can have for any possible future crises.

Countries with strong industries are able to overcome the crisis much better and faster and Spain has a very powerful automotive industry that ranks as the 8th largest producer of automobiles in the world, and 2nd in Europe.

Spain is also number one when it comes to commercial vehicles in Europe and we are an industrial power in the car sector but there is a need for stability to remain and continue growing the sector that represents 10% of GDP and 20% of exports in Spain. So we trust that in the end common sense prevails and the situation stabilizes.”

News 5 Gardening Rascals help APANEE

Torrevieja's evergreen entertainment group The Rascals presented a cheque for 1,360€ to representatives of APANEE, an Association of Parents of students with Special Educational Needs whose centre is in Torrevieja.

Donations were received at Rascals Christmas Singalong in December.

The Costa Blanca's leading musical variety group, the Rascals, have bounced into the New Year with a new look. They started rehearsals in January for a great new musical and comedy show, to be performed in May 2016. The Show, entitled ‘Saturday Night at the Movies’ is being put together by Show Director Annette Baldwin with assistance from Michelle Grocutt and Julie Schofield.

Annette has many years’ experience in musical theatre, and whilst in the UK took on leading roles in shows such as “Me and my Girl” and “Anything

Goes”, to name just two. If you are a fan of the silver screen then you will be tapping your feet and singing along to such classics as ‘Sherry’ and ‘Can't take my eyes off of you’ from the Jersey Boys, ‘Under the Boardwalk’ from the Drifters, a classic James Bond medley as well as some great comedy.

The Rascals are seeking new members to join them so if you would like to know more about the Rascals and the good work they do for charity and how you can help, then why not come along for a chat. Their next production Saturday Night at the Movies will be presented at the centre for Music & Culture in Los Montesinos on Wednesday 25th, Thursday 25th & Friday 27th of May. Tickets for this lively, colourful variety show can be reserved by calling Sue on 96 678 4874, or look on www.therascals.org where you can book online.

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The St. Patrick's Day Parade attracted more than 8,000 spectators and hundreds of participants to Cabo Roig last Thursday

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Rugby La Vila News This past Sunday 20th March, at 12.30 La Vila had a convincing win 61-17 versus Barcelona University. Their reporter said: “The team played very well. Only line outs have to improve. Still is necessary to play 2 more games, but the team is mathematic group champions. Past Saturday we host Gonzaga High School from Washington. Their under 18 team is the actual USA champions. They played against an Alicante Selection under 16, under 17 and under 18. Gonzaga High School won all their matches and were much better team than our selections.

It was a great day for all. The after match dinner was the biggest ever organized inside the clubs house with 150 people enjoying the night.

From 20 to 26 March Clermont Auvergne, a Top 14 French Club, with all their international players will be training at our Club. They will train Wednesday 10.00am to 12.00 noon and 4.00pm to

6.00pm. Friday and Saturday 10.00am to 12.00pm. Come and watch them. Clermont is now second on the French league Top-14. Perhaps they will Play Final in Barcelona French League Finals next 24th June, 2016. On Saturday 26th March, Totness under 16 from England will play us at 4.00pm, and New Panteg under 18 from Wales will play a selection under 18 at 5.30 pm.

Next first team game at home will be Sunday 10th April, at 12.30.

We will play versus Sitges from Barcelona. Tickets will be 5 euros for adults; free for under 12. You can buy your tickets at www.instanticket.es.

Same price at the gate. As usual an Argentinian barbecue will be available with a large warm roll for 4 euros. If you want to join in the fun there is an after match meal with the players and you can book your ticket at the bar: Paella and drink for 5 euros. The shop will be open on Sunday to sell the new Rugby La Vila hoodie

9 for 25 euros. We will have live Music with Mick and Peter (Shades of Grey).

The 30th International Benidorm Sevens competition will be held on 28th and 29th May 2016. We are going to have top teams preparing next Olympic Sevens Qualification. Dates for first team Play offs will be April 24th, May 1st, 8th, 15th, 22nd, Final will 29th May (same day as 30th Benidorm Sevens).

Promotional games for Finals will be June 5th and 12th. Plenty of rugby to return to Top. As soon as we know our opponents and venue we will inform you.

It seems first playoff game at home will be Sunday 1st May, 12.30pm. Anyone wishing to come along will find La Vila Rugby Club situated at Carretera El Pantano, Villajoyosa. Just take the motorway AP-7 exit NÂş 66.

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Fernando Alonso says he is thankful to be alive Fernando Alonso has admitted he is thankful to be alive after walking away from a 200mph crash that left his obliterated McLaren scattered across the circuit and brought a halt to the Australian Grand Prix - just a year after he was involved in another major smash.

Alonso's right wheel clipped Esteban Gutierrez's Haas going into turn three of the 18th lap today and the impact sent the Spaniard's McLaren hurtling into a barrier, smashing it to pieces before it flipped, rolled and flew end-over-end into another barrier.

Miraculously the two-time world champion, who survived another horror crash just a year ago, emerged from the wreckage and walked gingerly over to Gutierrez, where the pair embraced.

Touchingly, speaking after the incident 34-year-old Alonso said he jumped quickly out of the wreckage because he knew his mother was watching at home and he did not want to worry her.

In February 2015 Alonso was so badly concussed following a crash in Spain while testing for the 2015 Australian Grand Prix he forgot the past 20 years and thought it was still 1995.

During that incident he crashed at 150mph during pre-season testing and was rushed to hospital where he spent three days under observation.

Asked by doctors who he was, what sort of work he was in and what he wanted to be in the future, he replied: 'I'm Fernando, I drive go karts and I want to be a Formula 1 driver.' It was claimed he thought he was just 13 years old.

Following today's crash the 34-year-old spoke to media shortly after Nico Rosberg won the race for Mercedes, and said: 'I'm okay, I'm trying to put everything in place again, 'It was a scary crash. I'm lucky to be here and happy to be here, and thankful to be here - especially to the (governing body) FIA and all the safety, thanks to that probably I'm alive.

'We lost the power unit and the car because there was a lot of damage, but I'm super happy to be talking.'

‘You are not exactly aware where you are,’ added Alonso, 34, who missed this race last year after a crash in pre-season testing. ‘You are just flying and then you see the sky, the ground, the sky, the ground, and you don’t know. When I stopped I saw a little space to get out of the car and I got out quickly. Then I didn’t know where I was because I was so far from the track.

‘I had travelled a lot when I was flying. Apart from the pain in my knees from bouncing a lot in the cockpit, I should be okay. I’ll tell you in the morning.

‘You are thankful that you are alive and have no big injuries. But the second thought is the frustration of not finishing the race.’

Race control said Alonso's contact with Gutierrez would be investigated but the Spaniard said neither driver was to blame.

'We were racing, I kept in the slip-stream as late as I could and at the last moment I tried to move.

'It's tough, you can only see the rear wing, you don't have the full view of the track. And same for him, he's defending and can't see what the other guy is doing. So we are both happy.'

Alonso revealed he was fully alert throughout the incident and said his thoughts immediately turned to

family back home.

He said: 'I was flying, so you see the sky then the ground, then the sky, then the ground.

'You want to stop but it doesn't stop. It keeps going and going and going. It was quite scary, but at the last moment the car stopped and I had a little space to go out and I said, 'I will go out quickly because my mother will be watching at home.'

Gutierrez added: 'It was a big relief to see that he was fine. It was a very scary moment and not very pleasant to see how his car ended up.

'We were both a bit shocked from the crash. We came together and spoke a little bit, but we're all good most importantly.'

Both Alonso and Gutierrez were taken to the medical centre for assessment following the incident. The accident triggered a red flag, bringing the race to a halt for around 15 minutes.

Speaking to the BBC Alonso added he was shocked at his luck which left him able to walk away uninjured. He said: 'For the safety of those cars is why I am alive - and the safety wall. I think it was a racing thing and sometimes we forget we are going 300km an hour.'

Not long after Alonso's crash Kimi Räikkönen was also forced to end his race early as he made a pit stop in Lap 23 to deal with a mechanical issue that caused a fire in his Ferrari. As he radioed over to his Ferrari team that there seemed to be an issue with the car, smoke was seen coming out of the engine cover.

Pulling into the pit stop Marshals rushed to Räikkönen's aid, using fire extinguishers to put out the fire.

Despite the unexpected sequence of events Mercedes had a one-two finish as Rosberg finished moments before his team-mate Lewis Hamilton.

Not far behind was Ferrari’s Sebastian Vettel and Australia's Red Bull driver Daniel Ricciardo who finished fourth.

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Botched Fresco Restoration China destroys unlawful Saved a Spanish Town Spanish citrus cargo

Hey, remember “Beast Christ”?

Of course you do. The 1930 fresco of Jesus called “Ecce Homo” that a local art restorer in Borja, Spain, uh, “fixed” in 2012 (pictured above) went on to receive worldwide ridicule via the Internet, thanks to its soulless eyes, anime-style nose and furry chinstrap from hell.

The creator of this mesmerizing icon, Cecilia Giménez, 85, was “humiliated” when the news broke of her less-thanfaithful restoration of this original artwork by the Spanish painter Elías García Martínez.

But then something funny happened.

Over the next three years, 160,000 tourists from around the world came to the Sanctuary of Mercy church in Borja to see this curiosity in person, and most of them bought lunch, a souvenir, a hotel room or a variety of other goods and/or

services.

So in what can only be described as a roundabout miracle, Beast Christ saved Borja—a town with a population of roughly 5,000—from the devastating recession that the rest of Spain has suffered over the last seven years.

Borja Mayor Eduardo Arilla clearly said to himself “let’s roll with this,” and now he’s opened a centre with the hopes of giving “the painting a new impetus,” as he said. In other words, come see Beast Christ, tourists.

So go see this abomination in person and learn more about its legendary Internet virality. The new facility “documents the restoration,” and canvases are also provided, in case you want to try to make an even better version of ye old Beast Christ. And yes, there are T-shirts for sale.

The destruction of an illegal citrus shipment from Spain by the Chinese plant health authorities is threatening to sour Spain’s burgeoning fruit trade with China before it gets off the ground.

Spanish diplomats in Beijing confirmed on Thursday that a 20-tonne consignment of lemons and oranges destroyed by the Chinese authorities this week did not comply with export regulations.

The shipment is believed to have come from Alicante. Speaking to Antena 3, the exporter responsible admitted they did not posses the necessary paperwork but claimed their customer in China “insisted we ship it anyway”.

The consignment was buried on quicklime in order to prevent the risk of infestation.

Spain is permitted to export citrus to

China provided it meets the necessary import requirements. Although the protocol has been in place since 2007, shipments did not get underway until 2014. Since then, exports have grown rapidly, tripling in 2015 to €1m and expected to grow further this year.

Spain is currently negotiating import protocols for table grapes and stonefruit with the Chinese authorities and fears that talks could be derailed if more irregular consignments are discovered.

“The Spanish sector has an interest in pursuing fraudulent activity,” said Samuel Juárez, Spain’s agricultural advisor in China, adding that while it was important that a proper investigation should be carried out, there should be no repercussions as the events of this week proved that the controls are effective.

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Fill up for less over Easter Pets in

Spain

Today the Fuel cost in Spain is less than the average of the European Union, where a litre of gasoline is sold at 1,242 euros and 1,262 euros in the euro zone.

Meanwhile, a litre of diesel costs 1,082 euros on average in the EU and 1,062 euros in the Eurozone, compared to 0.971 euros in Spain. Drivers who want to save over Easter should plan a little ahead as according to the DGT they estimate that 14.5 million trips will occur over a period of 10 days, and they have supplied maps via their web site where you can consult maps and find stations according to the price of fuel, such as that available by the Ministry of industry, Energy and Tourism on their web site.

Around Spain, Zamora and Jaen offer the cheapest gas and more expensive is found along the Peninsula. The cheapest gas station can be found is in Melilla: 0.794 euros per litre of gasoline at the pump of BP Station on Calle General Astilleros. They are followed at 0.805 euros per litre by the service station Oceano Las Chafiras, Santa Cruz de Tenerife. Along the peninsula, fuel is cheaper in Villalpando (Zamora), at a gas station Agrinza, at 0.975 litre. At kilometre 138 of the old road to Málaga, in Granada, gasoline can be found for 0.989 euros in Ballenoil; in Castelldefels (Barcelona), the same is offered by 0.995. In the capital, Madrid, the cheapest on offer is at Ballenoil: Parla (Madrid), which is sold at 0,997 euros. In Seville, the cheapest (1,019 euros) gasoline is in Arahal, Valencia is in Alzira, to 0.999 euros. At the other extreme, the

most expensive suppliers are Cepsa de Mallorca (1,269 euros) and Andujar (Jaen), which is sold at 1,219 euros.

Throughout Spain there are 6,000 suppliers with diesel priced below one euro although the average price of diesel has rebounded this week, to EUR 0.971 per litre, 2.64% more than seven days ago. Today, there are over 6,000 suppliers that offer fuel below a euro.

The most economical diesel is currently sold in Santa Cruz de Tenerife, in the Shell station located on the main road at 0.639 euros per litre. In the peninsula, the most affordable price is at Cotratur of Teruel (0.771 euros) station.

Followed by the Aspca gas station Puebla del Río (Sevilla), with 0.79 euros.

In Madrid, the cheapest diesel is in Alcorcón-in Benzoe is sold at 0.824 euros per litre-and-in Getafe Costco, to 0.825 euros. In Barcelona, the best is the Alcampo Sant Boi de Llobregat (0.827 euros). In Vizcaya Abadiño-Zelaieta Eroski offers the best price: 0.855 euros per litre. The most expensive suppliers, on the other hand, are in Valencia in Calle Mallorca Almussafes- and Repsol the Portocolom- station where diesel costs 1,139 euros per litre.

Around Torrevieja and the Orihuela Costa, some of the best prices can be found at the major Commercial Centres as long as you have your discount member’s card is with you. The main drag out of Torrevieja along the Cortes Valenciana is possibly where the best prices are to be had. For instance Shell has Diesel priced at 0.938 and Petrol 95 at 1.079 euros.

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Two Spanish tech companies try to attract the masses

After a long development period, BriskBard is now available for everyone. BriskBard: 10 Apps in One is made by a Single Developer Zaragoza, Spain.

Salvador Diaz Fau, an independent Windows developer, has released BriskBard, an all-in-one Windows program to carry out the most common tasks in the Internet with only one app. According to the latest statistical reports released by the AIMC in Spain, Eurostat, the Office for National Statistics in the UK or the Pew Research Center about Internet activities, the most common tasks are related to email, web browsing and media playing. Many of those tasks require several programs that need to be installed independently and updated regularly in order to be safe on the Internet.

BriskBard simplifies all those tasks integrating in one single program a web browser, an email client, a media player, a news aggregator, instant messaging, a file transfer client, a newsgroups reader, a contact manager and several web developer tools. Safety, privacy and open standards are three of the main factors in the development of BriskBard. Just to name a couple of its features, erasing all the browsing data can be done with two clicks and the message viewer uses a completely new engine to display its contents safely. For more information about BriskBard or to download a trial version visit https://www.briskbard.com Bonop.com had its official launch this month as an innovative and unique platform to enable content

creators to receive revenue aside from ad banners. With an ever increasing number of people using ad-blockers, revenue streams for content creators, like bloggers and website owners, are decreasing year on year. “Many people don’t know that their favourite website or YouTube channel has relatively no funding,” according to the founders of Bonop.com. “In fact, on YouTube, on average, video providers get only $2 per 1,000 views. We

wanted to create a platform to establish a better revenue channel for all the hardworking website owners, bloggers, and videographers out there.”

With a team of technology gurus from Holland and Spain, Bonop’s headquarters are currently based in Marbella. The Bonop.com team brings over 14 years of website development experience and expertise to the table. After working on the official platform and functionality for over a year, the site officially went live this February. “We’ve noticed revenue through ad banners and affiliate links drastically going down with technological developments such as ad-blockers in recent years, Many people don’t trust these banners anymore because they can bring computer viruses and because of privacy concerns. If we want our favourite blogs and YouTube channels to stay afloat, a new way to send them revenue had to be created.

“We want supporters of their favourite content creators to use our simple revenue transmitting platform, designed to be quick, easy, and effective, Bonop is a user-friendly website. Think about it, what if every 100th visitor to a particular website donated only $1? It would make an incredible difference in the funding of our favourite sites.” Bonop.com is now officially up and running for the world to utilize. The website can be accessed in English, German and Dutch, with Spanish coming soon. Share their mission goal with your friends, family, and co-workers. Transmit Bonop’s message and ensure your favourite content creators are able to keep doing what they love.

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LENT, HOLY WEEK AND EASTER – PROGRAMME OF EVENTS GUARDAMAR 2016 TUESDAY 22 MARCH 9:30 p.m. Procession of the Brotherhood “La Flagelación del Señor”. As it arrives at the Castell street (aprox. 10:30 p.m.)

“Pilate washes his hands” is re-enacted.

ROUTE: departs from the Church, Enginyer Mira, Rosari street, Plaça del Rosari, Castell, Plaça del Rosari, Gratitud, Sant Emigdi, Plaça d’Abastos Enginyer Mira and entrance to the Temple.

WEDNESDAY 23 MARCH 7:30 p.m. The Statue of “Our Lady of Sorrows” is brought to the Church along its usual route 8:30 p.m. The statue of “Ntro. Padre Jesús de la Caída” is brought along Miguel Hernández street and Enginyer Mira 21:30 p.m. At Enginyer Mira street “The Lord’s Meeting with Veronica” is re-enacted 10 p.m. Procession of the Brotherhood “Ntro. Padre Jesús Nazareno”, “Ntro. Padre Jesús de la Caída” and the “Stima.

Virgen de los Dolores” (Our Lady of Sorrows) ROUTE: departs from the Church, Enginyer Mira, Luis Rivera, Migdia, Vicente Ramos end entrance to the Temple.

THURSDAY 24 MARCH – HOLY THURSDAY / MAUNDY THURSDAY 6 p.m. Holy Mass is celebrated 8 p.m. Solemn Mass and Eucharistic Celebration of the “Last

Super” Following this there is a cloistered Procession and Communion.

9:30 p.m. The Statue of “Señor del Monte” is carried to the Church along the usual route.

11:30 p.m. Silent Procession of the Brotherhood “Señor del Monte” ROUTE: departs from the Church, Plaça d’Abastos, Sant Emigdi, Nord, Alacant, Rosari, Plaça del Rosari, Enginyer Mira and entrance to the Temple. Music will be provided by the choir “Aromas de Guardamar” As the procession enters the church “Holy Hours” begins.

FRIDAY 25 MARCH – GOOD FRIDAY 10 a.m. Community Prayer 5 p.m. The Crucifixion and Death of Our Lord is announced 8:30 p.m. The Statue of “Santo Sepulcro” is brought to the Church 9 p.m. Solemn Procession for the Holy Burial of Christ. With the Brotherhoods “ Oración del Huerto”, “Flagelación del Señor”, “Ntro. Padre Jesús Nazareno”, “Ntro. Padre Jesús de la Caída”, “Stimo. Cristo de la Buena Muerte”, “Stima Virgen de los Dolores”, “Santo Sepulcro”, “San Juan Evangelista” and “Stima. Virgen de la Soledad”, all accompanied by their respective brass and percusión bands with additional music from the “Guardamar’s Music Society” ROUTE: departs from the Church, Enginyer Mira, Plaça

d’Abastos, Sant Emigdi, València, Major, Plaça de la Constitució, Avda. País Valencià, Migdia, Vicente Ramos and entrance to the Temple.

SATURDAY, 26 MARCH – HOLY SATURDAY 10 p.m. The Fire Pascal Candle are blessed. Solemn Mass is said to announce the Resurrection of Our Lord.

SUNDAY – EASTER SUNDAY 9 a.m. Holy Mass 10 a.m. “Meeting with the Blessed Virgin Mary” and the Resurrection Procession with the Brotherhoods “San Juan Evangelista”, “La Dolorosa” and “La Soledad” wich all accompany the image of the Inmaculate Conception, in mourning, alongside representatives from the order Brotherhoods who escort the Holy Sacrament and the Angel of the Resurrection ROUTE: departs from the Church, Enginyer Mira (meeting re-enacted), Vicente Ramos, Sant Francesc, Sant Pere, Plaça d’Abastos, Sant Emigdi, València, Larramendi, Sant Jaume, Plaça d’Abastos, Enginyer Mira and entrance to the Temple.

12 noon Holy Mass 8 p.m. Holy Mass SATURDAY, 2 APRIL 8 p.m. Mass said for the Organising Committe of the various Brotherhoods.

PLEASE NOTE THAT ALL EVENTS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE. PLEASE, CHECK FOR UP-TO DATE TIMINGS, ETC.

Markets Costa Blanca and Costa Calida Tue 22 Mar

9:00am Los Belones 9:00am Benissa 9:00am Los Alcazares Street Market 9:00am La Unión 9:00am Los Alcázares 9:00am Alhama de Murcia 9:00am Relleu 9:00am Altea 9:00am Jumilla 9:00am Callosa d‘ En Sarrià 9:00am Agost 9:00am Bullas 9:00am Orihuela Street Market 9:00am Pilar de la Horadada 10:00am Guardamar Fish Market - Port Marina de las Dunas Wed 23 Mar 8:00am Alcoy 8:00am Calpe Flea Market - Car park close to Casa 9:00am Santiago de la Ribera Street Market 9:00am Polop 9:00am Mutxamel 9:00am San Miguel Street Market 9:00am Teulada 9:00am El Poblets Craft Market 9:00am Alcantarilla 9:00am El Campello 9:00am San Javier 9:00am Benidorm 9:00am Orba

9:00am Benitachell 9:00am La Mata 9:00am Yecla 9:00am Ondara 9:00am Guardamar del Segura Street Market 10:00am Guardamar Fish Market - Port Marina de las Dunas Thu 24 Mar

8:00am Benidorm Antiques Market - El Cisne 9:00am Villajoyosa 9:00am Lorca 9:00am Javea 9:00am Blanca 9:00am Los Urrutias 9:00am Guardamar del Segura Street Market 9:00am Murcia 9:00am San Javier Street Market 9:00am San Javier 9:00am Balsicas Street Market 9:00am Gandia 9:00am Agost 9:00am Librilla 9:00am Rojales Street Market 9:00am La Marina Street Market 10:00am Guardamar Fish Market - Port Marina de las Dunas Fri 25 Mar 8:00am Alfas del Pi 8:30am Abarán 9:00am Gata de Gorgos 9:00am Pilar de la Horadada

9:00am Onil 9:00am Torrevieja Street Market 9:00am Calasparra 9:00am Finestrat 9:00am El Verger 10:00am Guardamar Fish Market - Port Marina de las Dunas 12:00pm Benidoleig Charity Auction at El Cid 4:00pm Los Montesinos Street Market Sat 26 Mar

8:00am Calpe 9:00am HELP Charity Sale Behind Rendezvous Bar Tiro de Pinchon Pueblo Principe 9:00am Underworld Car Boot Sale Punta Prima 9:00am Alicante Market 9:00am Benissa 9:00am Torre Pacheco Street Market 9:00am Almoradi Street Market 9:00am Los Narejos Street Market 9:00am Fortuna 9:00am Pedreguer 9:00am Los Narejos 9:00am Santa Pola Street Market 9:00am Abanilla 9:00am Elda 9:00am Águilas 9:00am Playa Flamenca Street Market 9:00am Orihuela Street Market 9:00am Fuente Alamo

9:00am San Javier Craft Market 9:00am El Verger Car Boot Safari park 9:00am Mazarrón 9:00am Gandia 9:00am Callosa d‘ En Sarrià 9:00am Molina de Segura 9:00am El Poblets Flea Market El Pont Bar and Restaurant 9:00am Callosa d‘ En Sarrià Antiques Market - Fuentes del Algar 10:00am Bigastro Market 10:00am Guardamar Fish Market - Port Marina de las Dunas Sun 27 Mar 9:00am Lorca 9:00am San Pedro del Pinatar Craft Market 9:00am Torremanzanas 9:00am Cabo de Palos Street Market - Cape Palos, Murcia, Spain 9:00am Guardamar Campo Lemon Grove Market 9:00am Pedreguer Flea Market

9:00am La Marina Street Market 9:00am Zoco Street Market 9:00am Aledo 9:00am Los Nietos 9:00am HELP Charity Sale Punta Prima - Water Tower Punta Prima 9:00am Murcia Antiques Market 9:00am Mazarrón 9:00am La Nucía Flea Market 10:00am Flea Market Punta Prima - Rocajuna Mon 28 Mar 9:00am San Pedro del Pinatar Street Market 9:00am Dénia 9:00am Roldan 9:00am Beniel 9:00am Parcent 9:00am La Nucía 9:00am Caravaca de la Cruz 9:00am Ontinyent 9:00am Los Narejos Artisan Market 9:00am Santa Pola Street Market 10:00am Guardamar Fish Market - Port Marina de las Dunas

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Back Stage with Abba Dabba Doo! Who are you and what do you do?

We are called Abba Dabba Doo! We are a duo made up of Karen Noble and Michelle Miles. It is an Abba Tribute With a Twist! The first half of the show is a Tribute to the Swedish Pop Legends with costumes and all their best known hits from Super Trouper to Dancing Queen.

The Second Half is a mix of party songs with Flintstone Costumes and a few surprises. The show can be tailored according to your event or bar and we positively encourage the audience to come along in fancy dress.

How did you start in the business?

I have only ever been semi-professional as a singer and although I have performed for many years including a whole summer season in Ibiza, it has only ever really been a hobby. I was a Civil Servant before “retiring” to Spain.

What would you be doing if you were not an entertainer?

Well my husband and I own 3 other businesses between us including a Bar/Restaurant in Puerto de Mazarron, so we would probably find time to sleep if I wasn´t being Frida (From Abba) & Betty Rubble!

As an entertainer who has been your biggest influence?

Without doubt, Karen! I never dreamed of being in an Abba Tribute but she kept on at me to do it and its great fun. I love it so what can I say!

Do you ever get nervous or have you suffered stage fright?

Every time! But I don´t think that is necessarily a bad thing. It stops you from getting complacent.

What was your best moment?

Seeing Karen´s face when I turned up at one of her gigs to surprise her dressed as Frida from Abba….At this point I hadn´t agreed to do the Abba show, so to say she was surprised was an understatement. Miss Noble was speechless for once! Ha Ha.

And then when we did do the Abba Tribute, I was in awe of Karen - she has succeeded in nearly every musical genre you can think of! She has won countless musical awards as an Opera Singer and been a Principle for major Opera Companies. She has had No 1 hits in Europe in Contemporary music.

Karen is widely considered the No1 Dusty impersonator in the world, she also appeared as Dusty at the London Palladium.

Karen has also worked with the REAL Frank Sinatra, Liza Minelli, and Sammy Davis Junior in Monte Carlo… .And now me!! Ha ha What has been your worst moment?

A wardrobe malfunction that I´d rather not remember…..

What’s the best piece of advice you have received or would give someone starting out in the business?

I think it’s the same advice as you would give to anyone in any type of business. “Fail To Prepare, Prepare to Fail” Any little anecdotes or interesting stories?

I´m from Stoke on Trent and my claim to fame is that my sister used to date Robbie Williams! He was only about 16 at the time and I remember one of her friends telling him how he would never make it as a singer!

Mmm think someone might be eating their words now!

AFTER HOURS – INTERESTING TALES For several months now we have been running the “After Hours” interview featuring bars and restaurants which are on the whatson-costablanca.com website. The final question in the interview is always ‘Any interesting tales?’

This week we feature some of the interesting, amusing and - sometimes bizarre - stories we received.

Bar/Restaurant in Lo Crispin that hosted a Russian wedding: “The wedding party all went outside for a traditional Russian toast which involved smashing all the glasses against the wall at the end (fortunately they brought their own). A tradition I did not know about is that both bride and groom take a bite out of a loaf of bread and the one that takes the largest bite will be head of the family. If I remember rightly the bride won!”

Bar in San Luis: “We are normally busy but one cold dark weekday night recently there was just me and one male regular customer in the bar for ages. Eventually I said: ‘enough of this, let’s have a party, just the two of

us.’ We turned the music up loud and danced wildly on the terrace. It was just for fun but before we knew it we had a bar full of people. Funny thing is on that evening it wasn’t just us empty there didn’t appear to be anybody about at all…and then suddenly there they all were.”

Bar/Restaurant in Quesada: “A thing that made me laugh the most happened a while ago but still to this day makes me smile... a couple came into the bar and asked to eat in the restaurant.

John (my barman) replied yes of course and they could take any table except for the table of six. The couple then asked which was the table for six. John replied that…er… that would be the table with the six chairs round it.... well I rolled up and still to this day it makes me chuckle.... sooo funny .......”

Restaurant in Altos del Limonar: “One very busy evening a meal had been placed on the bar ready to be delivered to a customer and one of the waitresses for a reason she has never been able to explain decided it was

leftovers and threw the contents of the plate into the bin. We were searching high and low for this missing meal while the poor lady waiting for it was becoming more and more irate. It was embarrassing at the time but very funny looking back.”

Bar/Restaurant in El Chaparral: “There was one bizarre event. We had a French gentleman and his wife who racked up quite a ‘tab’ one afternoon.

When it was time to settle up he announced that he had no money and

would have to go to a cashpoint. We suggested his wife stayed with us while he went to one but he refused to leave his wife as a deposit so left us his passport, wallet and car keys and off they went. We never saw them again! Their car disappeared shortly afterwards, so they must have had spare keys, but no sign of them. We handed in their property to the police but that was the last we ever heard. We’ve still got their bill, just in case.”

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Coastrider Gig Guide Saxy Johan

The Streeters

11:00 PM Martin Kay Cabaroke New Priory, El Galan Tue 22 Mar

Geir Drummer Scheide - Riding High

Sat 26 Mar

8:00 PM El Marino Restaurante Casa Da Vinci, Zenia Mar 8:30 PM Graeme Mykal Friendly Bar, Playa Flamenca 8:30 PM Timewarp Duo Rosamar Hotel, Benidorm 8:30 PM Tony Capaldi Tango Bar, Avda Purissima, Torrevieja 8:30 PM Chloe Leigh Sports Complex, La Marina 9:30 PM Martin Kay Cabaroke Pablo's, Playa Flamenca 10:00 PM Andy Winwood Kvikk Baren, Torre La Mata 10:30 PM David John Yolo's, Cabo Roig 10:30 PM Gina G Lansdowne, Playa Flamenca

8:30 PM Sharni Brauhaus, Calpe 8:30 PM Shanie Vaughan Sports Bar, Playa Flamenca 8:30 PM Tony Capaldi Aneto Cerveceria, Benijofar 8:30 PM Chloe Leigh The Archers, Quesada 8:30 PM Andy Winwood El Capitan, Lago Jardin 2 9:00 PM Rain O'Connor Bamboo Lounge, Entre Naranjos 9:00 PM Red Strokes Market Tavern, La Romana 9:30 PM Dan Davy Emerald Isle, La Florida 10:00 PM Dougie Munro Lansdowne, Playa Flamenca

Wed 23 Mar

Sun 27 Mar

8:30 PM Dan Davy Chemies Lounge, Villamartin 8:30 PM Duo Zodiac Hotel Helios, Benidorm 8:30 PM Sharni Bar La Copa, Calpe 9:00 PM Ed Temple Pablos, Playa Flamenca 9:30 PM Showaddywaddy Legends Emerald Isle La Florida 10:00 PM Gina G Local, La Florida 10:30 PM Backyard Session Murphys on the Park, Torrevieja

1:30 PM Tony Capaldi Gastro Restaurant, Torrevieja 2:00 PM Saxy Johan Pablos International, Playa Flamenca 8:00 PM Saxy Johan Panache Restaurant, Cabo Roig 8:00 PM Rob Roberts Sabores, La Marquesa 9:00 PM Red Strokes The Snug, Torre de la Horadada 10:00 PM Dougie Munro Stray Sod, La Fuente 10:00 PM Rain O'Connor Gogarty's, La Zenia 10:00 PM Sharni Tradewinds, La Fuente 10:30 PM Showaddywaddy Legends Paddy's Point, La Zenia 10:30 PM Gina G Lansdowne, Playa Flamenca

Thu 24 Mar 5.00PM Dave The Hat Edinas, Dona Pepe 8:30 PM Red Strokes Posh Club, La Marina 8:30 PM Tony Capaldi Ali Baba, Rojales 9:00 PM Duo Zodiac Hotel Rio Park, Benidorm 9:00 PM Dougie Munro The Local, La Florida 10:00 PM Dan Davy O'Riordan's, Cabo Roig 10:00 PM Andy Winwood Kvikk Baren, Torre La Mata 10:30 PM Showaddywaddy Legends Yolo, Cabo Roig Fri 25 Mar 2:00 PM The Streeters El Rincon Tio Cali, Torrevieja 3:30 PM Andy Winwood New Marrakech, Los

Alcazares 7:00 PM DJ Weeto Bar Martinez, Cuevas de Reyllo 8:00 PM El Marino Restaurante Nautilus, Punta Prima 8:30 PM Dave the Hat Park Inn, Quesada 8:30 PM Graeme Mykal Friendly Bar, Playa Flamenca 8:30 PM Nigel Burchill as Elvis Sportsbar, Playa Flamenca 8:30 PM Rob Roberts Restaurante Catorce, Benijofar 9:00 PM Red Strokes San Javier Camping 9:00 PM Gina G Clarke's Bar, Playa Flamenca 9:00 PM Chloe Leigh Croeso Inn, La Florida (Cher Tribute Show) 9:00 PM Timewarp Duo Hotel Sol Ifach, Calpe 10:00 PM Dan Davy Tradewinds, La Fuente 10:00 PM Dougie Munro Piano Lounge, Hotel Principe Felipe, La Manga 10:30 PM Shanie Vaughan Shannon's Bar, Altos del Limonar 10:30 PM The Streeters Lansdowne, Playa Flamenca

Mon 28 Mar 8:00 PM El Marino The Bells Restaurant, Quesada 8:30 PM Rain O'Connor Pablo's, La Florida 8:30 PM Tony Capaldi Asturias Restaurant, Punta Prima 9:00 PM Gina G Bar La Torre, Playa Flamenca 9:00 PM Backyard Session Emerald Isle, La Florida 9:00 PM Red Strokes The Hollies, Torrevieja 10:00 PM Dougie Munro Mulligan's, The Club, La Manga 10:30 PM Showaddywaddy Legends Celtic Drop, Playa Flamenca

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Iyengar Yoga

Iyengar Yoga, named after and developed by B. K. S. Iyengar, is a form of Hatha Yoga that has an emphasis on detail, precision and alignment in the performance of posture (asana) and breath control (pranayama). The development of strength, mobility and stability is gained through the asanas.

B.K.S. Iyengar has systematised over 200 classical yoga poses and 14 different types of Pranayama (with variations of many of them) ranging from the basic to advanced. This helps ensure that students’ progress gradually by moving from simple poses to more complex ones and develop their mind, body and spirit through a step-by-step approach.

Iyengar Yoga often makes use of props, such as belts, blocks, and blankets, as aids in performing asanas(postures). The props enable students to perform the asanas correctly, minimising the risk of injury or strain, and making the postures accessible to both young and old.

Iyengar Yoga is firmly based on the traditional eight limbs of yoga as expounded by Patanjali Focus Iyengar Yoga is a form of Hatha Yoga in which there is a focus on the structural alignment of the physical body through the development of asanas. Through the practice of a system of asanas, it aims to unite the body,

mind and spirit for health and well-being. The discipline is considered by its practitioners to be a powerful tool to relieve the stresses of modern-day life, in turn helping to promote total physical and spiritual well-being.

It can be said that Iyengar differs from the other styles of yoga by three key elements: technique, sequence and timing.

Technique refers to the precision of the body alignment and the performance of pranayama.

Sequence the sequences in which asanas and breathing exercises are practiced. Following the specific sequence is important in achieving the desired result, because only the combination of certain poses and breathing techniques can ensure the expected positive effect.

Timing is the third key element which defines the time spent in each pose or pranayama.

Iyengar Yoga is characterized by great attention to detail and precise focus on body alignment.

Iyengar pioneered the use of "props" such as cushions, benches, blocks, straps and sand bags, which function as aids allowing beginners to experience asanas more easily and fully than might otherwise be possible without several years of practice. Props also allow elderly, injured, tired or ill students to enjoy the benefits of many asanas via fully "supported" methods requiring less muscular effort.

Unlike more experiential approaches where students are encouraged to independently "find their way" to the asanas by imitating the teacher, an Iyengar Yoga class is highly verbal and precise, with misalignments and errors actively corrected. Iyengar teachers complete at least two years of rigorous training for the introductory certificate. They may complete subsequent intermediate levels and senior levels of certification, potentially entailing a decade or more of training.

Six Health Benefits of Eating Oatmeal Eating a bowl of oatmeal each morning is the perfect way to start your day off right. This article will explain the six benefits of eating oatmeal and ways to make it taste delicious.

First off, the oatmeal discussed here is not the instant kind that comes in the different flavours — these are full of sugar. The real stuff is the plain oat flakes from Quaker Oats or a similar brand.

The benefits of oatmeal are due to the fact that it's made from oats and oats are a good source of both soluble and insoluble fibre.

According to the American Cancer Society: 1. Insoluble fibre’s cancerfighting properties are due to the fact that it attacks certain bile acids, reducing their toxicity.

2. Soluble fibre may reduce LDL cholesterol without lowering HDL cholesterol. LDL is bad; HDL is good.

3. Soluble fibre slows down

Oatmeal has a pretty bland taste, which makes it hard for the average person to consume every morning. Here are ways you can make it taste better.

1. Make the oatmeal with milk instead of water. This will also add calcium and more protein.

2. Add Stevia powder to the oatmeal. It will naturally sweeten up the taste without adding sugar.

3. Stir in your favourite flavoured protein powder to it after it's been cooked. This gives

the digestion of starch. This may be beneficial to diabetics because, when you slow down the digestion of starch, you avoid the sharp rises in your blood sugar level that usually occur following a meal.

4. It has been found that those who eat more oats are less likely to develop heart disease, a disease that is currently widespread in the United States.

5. The phytochemicals in oat may also have cancer-fighting properties.

6. Oats are a good source of many nutrients including vitamin E, zinc, selenium, copper, iron, manganese and magnesium. Oats are also a good source of protein.

The difference between insoluble and soluble fibre, besides the foods that they come from, is what they do in your body.

Insoluble fibre’s main role is that it makes stools heavier and speeds their passage through the gut, relieving constipation.

Soluble fibre breaks down as it passes through the digestive tract, forming a gel that traps some substances related to high cholesterol, thus reducing the absorption of cholesterol into the bloodstream.

the oatmeal a pretty good taste plus it adds protein. Combine this with using milk and you'll have a meal that is high in fibre, calcium and protein!

4. Add fruit such as blueberries to the oatmeal.

You should aim to eat roughly 1 cooked cup of oatmeal each morning for optimal health benefits. And play around with the above preparation suggestions until you find a taste that you fall in love with.

Your heart and body will thank you for it!

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The Health Benefits of Eyebright

Euphrasia (eyebright) is a genus of about 450 species of herbaceous flowering plants in the family Orobanchaceae, with a cosmopolitan distribution. They are semi-parasitic on grasses. The common name eyebright refers to the plant's use in treating eye conditions.

The plant was known to classical herbalists, but then was not referred to until mentioned again in 1305. Nicholas Culpeper assigned it to the astrological sign Leo, claiming that it strengthened the brain. It was also used to treat bad memory and vertigo.

Internally, eyebright is the best single herb for the eyes. Drink eyebright tea liberally and on a daily basis to treat all eye problems. It aids in stimulating the liver to clear the blood and relieve those conditions that affect the clarity of vision. It relieves

discomfort from eyestrain or minor eye irritation. It is good for itchy and watery eyes. It has a cooling and detoxifying property that makes it especially useful in combating inflammation. It is also useful inflammations of the nose and throat.

Eyebright is also used for allergies, diabetes, cataracts, hay fever, impure blood, indigestion, nose and throat congestion, and upper respiratory problems.

Externally, eyebright is used as an eyewash, especially combined with goldenseal, rue, or fennel for conjunctivitis, eye weakness, ophthalmia, burning and sore eyes, and other eye diseases. The infusion is made using 1 oz. herb to a pint of boiled water, steeped 20 minutes. A beverage tea can be made, using ½ oz. herb steeped in a pint of water.

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Across 1 Which city, on the River Danube, is the capital of Hungary? (8) 7 What is the name of the Spanish national art gallery in Madrid, established in 1818? (5) 8 Which of the Brontë sisters wrote Jane Eyre? (9) 9 By what much shorter name, is the synthetic crystalline compound, lysergic acid diethylamide, a powerful hallucinogenic drug, better known? (3) 10 In grammar, what name is given to a word that is used to identify any of a class of people, places, or things? (4) 11 Cassius and which other Roman senator led the conspirators who assassinated Julius Caesar? (6) 13 From the Norwegian for ‘sloping track’, what is the name given to a downhill ski race over a winding course defined by upright poles? (6) 14 What was the title of the spinoff of the US television comedy series Soap that starred Robert Guillaume as a butler who is sent out East to work for a widowed state governor? (6) 17 See 3 Down 18 See 6 Down 20 Which large constrictor snake shares its name with a long, thin stole of feathers or fur worn around a woman’s neck? (3) 22 Which very large stars of high luminosities and low surface temperatures are thought to be in a late stage of evolution when no hydrogen remains in their cores to fuel nuclear fusion? (3,6)

23 What name is normally given to a messenger or representative, especially one on a diplomatic mission? (5) 24 In the USA, by what name is first-year student at university usually known? (8)

Down 1 What surname is shared by Francis, a 16th/17th English statesman and philosopher and Roger, a 13th century English scientist and Franciscan monk? (5) 2 Which fictional vampire was created by the Irish writer Bram

Stoker? (7) 3/17A What name is given to the Sunday before Easter celebrated in commemoration of Christ’s triumphal entry into Jerusalem?

(4,6) 4 What is the name of the planet sixth in order from the sun? (6)

5 What name was given to the inhabitants of the ancient region of Europe, corresponding to modern France, Belgium, the south Netherlands, SW Germany, and northern Italy? (5) 6/18 What was the name of the intricate fastening tied by Gordius, the king of Phrygia, and cut by the sword of Alexander the Great after he heard that whoever undid it would become ruler of Asia? (7,4) 7 Which heavy tools with rounded ends are used for crushing and grinding substances such as spices or drugs, usually in mortars? (7) 12 Which word can precede cousin, club, dancing and music?

(7) 13 Which contagious skin disease marked by itching and small raised red spots, is caused by the itch mite? (7) 15 In grammar what name is given to a word or phrase that means exactly or nearly the same as another word or phrase in the same language? (7) 16 What name is given to a male goose? (6) 17 What name is given to a simultaneous discharge of artillery or other guns in a battle?

(5) 19 What is the surname of the American boxer, who, in 1986, at the age of 20, became the youngest heavyweight champion in history? (5) 21 What is the nickname of the Scottish football club whose home ground is Easter Road in Edinburgh? (4)

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logic puzzle Logic puzzles require the solver to deduce the relationships between different people, places and things based on a limited number of clues given in the puzzle.

Remember: every item on the board belongs to one and only one person, no item will ever be shared. Using only the clues provided and simple deductive logic and reasoning, fill in the grid with Xs and Os to determine the solution.

1. The person who specializes in logic puzzles is Skylar.

2. Either the collector who has 61 baseball cards or the collector who has 83 baseball cards loves to solve crosswords.

3. The 5 people were the person who specializes in cryptograms, the driver of the Audi, the collector who has 61 baseball cards, Brody, and the person who specializes in drop quotes.

4. The collector who has 43 baseball cards drives the Yugo.

5. Noah has fewer baseball cards than the person who specializes in logic puzzles.

6. The person who specializes in crosswords is not Kennedy.

7. The driver of the Yugo has more baseball cards than Makayla.

8. The person who specializes in crosswords has more baseball cards than the driver of the Aston Martin.

9. Of the driver of the Vespa and Skylar, one loves to solve crosswords and the other has 83 baseball cards.

10. The person who specializes in cryptograms doesn't drive the Aston Martin.

11. The person who specializes in acrostics doesn't drive the Yugo.

Cryptic Across 1 Young men’s leggings (5) 4 Starve French Mennonite (6) 9 Do a meal cooked in style (1,2,4) 10 Fly a Greek character with a large amount (5) 11 Record two points with a sword (4) 12 On second thoughts, come back with fish glitter (7) 13 Stop filming a share of the profits (3) 14 Reverberation in the choir (4) 16 Go South for beer at a special price (4) 18 Steven Spielberg shows off pastry (3) 20 I’m clear, somehow, this is an act of God (7) 21 Part of her striptease act is simplicity itself (4) 24 Add zing to a portion of honey crisp ice cream (5) 25 The French back in work to produce a hymn-like tune (7) 26 Lasted and

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composition (7) 26 Brine-cured (6) 27 Low wash basin (5) Down 1 Stops (6) 2 Maxim (5) 3 Gunfire (4) 5 Evaluate (8) 6 Unlawful (7) 7 Killers (3,3) 8 Brute (5) 13 Building material (8) 15 Friendly (7) 17 Entertains (6) 18 Old currency (5) 19 Begrudge (6) 22 Prize (5) 23 Search (4)

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Prices of mobile phones up for the first time in Spain We all have a love hate relationship with our mobile phone and our network providers. Now for the first time on Spain, mobile prices are on the rise with increases in packages and flat rates applied by operators showing the first upturn in prices since statistics started to be compiled. Mobile providers have been virtually dropping their prices since the mobile phone's commercial inception in Spain and, more specifically, since 2009 when they began to record reliable statistics. Strong competition between companies and bundling of services (fixed, mobile, Internet and television) are the two main causes of this decline. But that period of continuous falls has come to an end. In the last part of 2015, rates of mobile costs showed the first upturn in its history.

The so - called index of mobile prices, the main indicator to measure this scale because it is a kind of IPC telephony as it is composed of different mobile services, including calls of convergent packages, grew by almost one point (0.9) between the second and third quarter of 2015, to 31.6 points, according to the latest quarterly report of the National Commission Markets and Competition. This is the first increase since the historical series began compiling this index at the start of 2009.

The index was set at a base of 100 and since then mobile prices have fallen about 70%. The upward turn shows a price increase that operators started in the spring of 2015. Thus, Telefonica prices rose in May last year with its offer of Movistar Fusion while Vodafone in April announced new prices for mobile tariff plans (Mini, Smart and Red) accounting for an increase of between one and nine euros .

Prices for telecommunications services are highly deflationary. In 2014, they fell 5.7% and 6.6% in 2013,

according to the general CPI. CNMC statistics, which are more refined, has reflected the largest declines. In 2014, mobile phone prices fell 17%; in 2013, they yielded 26%, the highest record low, beating the collapse of 18% in 2012 and 9.6% in 2011. Movistar increased their costs by three euros a month to the price of all packages on Fusion since last February 5th in exchange for increasing the upload speed because of new fibre optic connections that can give 1Gb of data for all mobile lines.

Orange started raising prices in March, with a rise of three euros monthly to all its Kangaroo plans, its main convergent package in exchange for raising the speed to fibre customers from 30 to 50 megabytes (Mbps) symmetric and an increase from 150 to 200 minutes of calls to mobiles and 1.5 to 2 GB of data on mobile.

Vodafone announced this week that they will follow the example of their main

rivals and raise its plan prices for both mobile and convergent packages between one and three euros from April 18th. The British operator also increases data and calls (fixed to mobile, including relatives and roaming).

When these increases, which are much more widespread than those from the spring of 2015 are counted, this is the first annual increase in prices of mobile ever be reflected, as measured by technicians.

The increase in prepaid mobile rates also reflected in the average revenue per minute, although very slightly (+ 0.3%) to 6.23 euro cents, due to the rise who have experienced prepaid rates (+10.4 %) offset the decline in contract prices. It also calls subject to flat rate also experienced their first historic increase in the third quarter of 2015 from 5.7 to 6.1 cents per minute. Mobile broadband has been a year reflecting the rise in rates although in this case and corresponds with higher performance, as companies have significantly raised the monthly limit of mobile data consumption. Thus, the average revenue per line and quarter grew 4% last year, to 27.57 euros.

Rising prices and higher spending per household with new fibre services and mobile data is also reflected in the sector's turnover. In the third quarter of 2015 this was 7,509 million euros, 2.7% higher than the third quarter of 2014. This is the second consecutive quarter in which grows the turnover of the companies, which has been falling since 2008.

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Pressing For Change In Cuba, From Exile In Spain Alejandro Gonzalez Raga and his wife, Bertha Bueno Fuentes, visit the U.N. Council of Human Rights in Geneva in 2013. After Gonzalez was imprisoned in Cuba for five years, the Catholic Church and Spanish government helped negotiate his release, into exile in Spain.

His wife and children were allowed to accompany him, and the family currently has refugee status in Spain.

Alejandro Gonzalez Raga and his wife, Bertha Bueno Fuentes, visit the U.N. Council of Human Rights in Geneva in 2013. After Gonzalez was imprisoned in Cuba for five years, the Catholic Church and Spanish government helped negotiate his release, into exile in Spain.

His wife and children were allowed to accompany him, and the family currently has refugee status in Spain.

In a cramped ground floor office in Madrid, Alejandro Gonzalez Raga recalls the day of his arrest in Cuba, 13 years ago.

There was a knock at the door. It was Cuban state security. "They said, 'You are detained in the name of the people,'" he recalls. "Well that's one I'd never heard before — 'in the name of the people.' Then they took me away." Gonzalez, now 58, is a Cuban opposition activist. By definition that's illegal in Cuba, where the Communist Party is the only political entity allowed.

He was arrested on March 18, 2003, in his hometown of Camaguey, one of 75 Cuban journalists, librarians and human rights activists arrested by Fidel Castro's regime over two days. After years of mediation by the Catholic Church and the Spanish government, the detainees were freed in 2008 and 2010 — under the condition that some go into exile in Spain. It was known as Cuba's Black Spring, which happened within days of the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq. While the world was watching the U.S. military operation, many Cubans believe their government took advantage of the moment to carry out one of the harshest ever crackdowns on Cuban opposition activists. President Barack Obama's visit to Cuba coincides with the 13th anniversary of the Black Spring.

In a one-hour trial a month after his arrest, Gonzalez was convicted of receiving illegal funding from the U.S. government, and sentenced to 14 years behind bars. He admits he got $650 US dollars from a Cuban exile in Florida once, which he used to fund a Christian Democrats party in Camaguey, and a local human rights group — all of which he knew was illegal. "I'm sure they were tapping my phone," Gonzalez says. "But this wasn't cloak and dagger stuff. I did this in broad daylight, and that was the point. To do it in the face of a repressive regime. So I expected to be arrested. I told my wife so."

Gonzalez traces his political awakening back to the 1990s, after he watched a close friend drown trying to reach the U.S. in a raft. "Cubans were trying to get out in any way possible," he says. "And I thought, the only way is to form an opposition and try to change the situation — peacefully but decisively." At the time, Gonzalez was doing lots of odd jobs, like many Cubans, to support his

family. He worked as a telegraph operator — Cuba still has those. He worked construction, sold shoes on the black market — and also studied law.

He also started delivering cigars to some of Cuba's political prisoners under house arrest and was drawn in to their political debates. Eventually, he started working for them.

He's able to rattle off the exact articles of the Cuban constitution he knew he was violating. He was at the local university, drumming up support among students, when Cuban agents arrested him. They surrounded his home nearby with police dogs, he says, to make it look like a drug bust. But Gonzalez says his neighbours knew exactly what he'd been up to and many supported him.

Jaqueline Madrazo Luna (left), Rafael León (center) and Ernesto Oliva Torres, pose in front of a Cuba monument in Madrid's Retiro Park. The Cuban government granted them two-week travel permits to visit Spain. They are meeting with the Cuban Observatory of Human Rights, which includes exiled Cuban activists.

Jaqueline Madrazo Luna (left), Rafael León (center) and Ernesto Oliva Torres, pose in front of a Cuba monument in Madrid's Retiro Park. The Cuban government granted them two-week travel permits to visit Spain. They are meeting with the Cuban Observatory of Human Rights, which includes exiled Cuban activists.

Lauren Frayer A Rapid Exit For more than five years in prison, Gonzalez says he endured psychological torture. Then one day in late 2008, he was in the first group of Black Spring detainees to be freed. "They got me a passport, a suit and tie, threw me in a car and went straight through immigration," he recalls. "The Spanish government had sent a plane." His wife and three children were allowed to go into exile with him. They left with only the clothes on their backs.

Within a year of arriving in Madrid, Gonzalez founded the Cuban Observatory of Human Rights, which monitors the situation in Cuba and lobbies the government there to grant two-week travel permits for young Cubans to come to Madrid and get training in the tools of democracy. The non-profit foundation gets some financial support from the U.S. State Department and the Spanish government.

On this day, half a dozen Cuban visitors sit in a classroom at the Observatory's office, learning about computers, the Internet, how to write a business plan or start a non-profit group. "These people who are coming over, could potentially run for the presidency of Cuba someday.

They're Cuba's future," says Katie Gortz, an American who lives in Madrid and works part-time at the Observatory's office.

"Sooner or later, we hope it will happen. It's really exciting."

Three of the Cuban visitors, who are on their first trip abroad, say they're amazed

by Europe — the cold winter, the traffic, the fancy cars. "For someone like me, who's never travelled outside [Cuba] before, it's astonishing — the feeling, the people," says Rafael León, 33, from Havana. He says state media in Cuba have reported on Spain's economic crisis, and he expected to arrive in a country in shambles. But the quality of living is much higher than he expected, he says. León earns a little more than $25 dollars a month back home, fixing people's computers. In Madrid, he's seen snow for the first time. He surfs Wi-Fi on a 4-G smartphone, a sharp contrast to Cuba where Internet access is limited. "We have to go to a Wi-Fi spot, and most of the time it doesn't work. It's like 0.5-G," he says, laughing. "It's very slow, and only for email — provided by a government company."

When he returns to Cuba at the end of March, León wants to be part of a tech revolution as his country opens up. "I'm very excited about it. We've been in the same thing, same place, same everything for the last 50 years," he says. "It's about time." These Cubans believe their government allowed them to come to Madrid and visit an exiled dissident because it would look bad for the government to deny them travel permits, while Obama is visiting Cuba. And they believe the Cuban government trusts them to come home.

What keeps them from refusing to go home, and staying in exile, in Europe? León thinks for a moment, and shrugs. "It's just home. All my memories are there.

It's my place," he says. "And I want to fight for my place.

That's what we are all doing."

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Motorsport.com moves into Spain

Motorsport.com has acquired Spain’s leading Moto Racing Digital Media Company Motocuatro.com. Motorsport.com, a Miami-based technology and digital media company, has announced its acquisition of Spain’s leading moto racing website, Motocuatro.com. “We are excited to enter Spain’s market and help drive additional value of our brand through this acquisition.” As part of the acquisition, the company will launch Motorsport.com – SPAIN, an all-Spanish based sister motorsports website, which becomes the company’s 19th global edition and region’s largest provider of online motor sports news.

“We are excited to enter Spain’s market and help drive additional value of our brand through this acquisition,” said Gustavo A. Roche, vice president of business development, Motorsport.com. “Motorsport.com conducted an extensive search in the region for an acquisition partner that met the standards we expect as the premier online source for motor sports content, and decided to go with a moto centered outlet given Spaniards passion for two-wheeled racing,” he added. “In Motocuatro.com, we will benefit by bringing fully engaged motorcycle racing fans to Motorsport.com and their industry-leading editorial team, led by acclaimed MotoGP journalist Oriol Puigdemont.”

As Spain’s authority of two-wheel-centric motosports news, content and analysis, Motocuatro.com has become one of the country’s premier digital media destination for MotoGP, Moto2, Moto3 and World Superbike Championships as well as a dedicated resource of Grand Prix coverage.

“As one of Spain’s leading motosports website, we are honoured and focused on expanding our online offerings and introducing more auto racing coverage for our readers under the Motorsport.com platform,” said Germán García Casanova, Director, Motocuatro.com. ”The strength of our coverage of MotoGP and World Superbike racing, combined with the extended reach and technological expertise of Motorsport.com will further position Motorsport.com-SPAIN as the clear choice for motorsports consumers in the region.”

Motorsport.com also announced the appointment of Jacobo Vega as Director of Motorsport.com – SPAIN. Vega will lead the direction of all regional content for and report directly to Motorsport.com Editor in Chief, Charles Bradley. Vega joins Motorsport.com after a decade serving in both editorial and television roles within F1, GP2 and GP3 as commentator and reporter for the highly-respected LaSexta and Antena 3 in Spain. “I'm delighted to start this new project and become a part of the successful Motorsport.com family,” said Vega. “We have a traditional love for motorbike racing in the country but we also have strong passionate fans of F1 and rallies. We will work very hard to offer them the best news and we are ready to begin our process to lead the motorsport information in Spain.”

Formed in 1994, Motorsport.com is technologically advanced international digital media group specializing in motor racing content offering 21 editions in 13 languages, 24 hours a day, seven days a week. It is part of the Motorsport Network LLC Company.

Websites: www.motorsportnetwork.com / www.motorsport.com / www.motor1.com / www.motorstore.com / www.motorsport.tv / Facebook www.facebook.com/motorsportcom / Twitter twitter.com/Motorsport.

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400,000-year-old fossils from Spain provide earliest genetic evidence of Neandertals New analysis of nuclear DNA from Sima de los Huesos hominins provides evidence of their relationship to Neandertals. Previous analyses of the hominins from Sima de los Huesos in 2013 showed that their maternally inherited mitochondrial DNA was distantly related to Denisovans, extinct relatives of Neandertals in Asia. This was unexpected since their skeletal remains carry Neandertal-derived features. Researchers of the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Leipzig, Germany, have since worked on sequencing nuclear DNA from fossils from the cave, a challenging task as the extremely old DNA is degraded to very short fragments. The results now show that the Sima de los Huesos hominins were indeed early Neandertals.

Neandertals may have acquired different mitochondrial genomes later, perhaps as the result of gene flow from Africa.

The Sima de los Huesos hominins lived approximately 400,000 years ago during the Middle Pleistocene. Until now it has been unclear how the 28 400,000-year-old individuals found at the Sima de los Huesos (“pit of bones”) site in Northern Spain were related to Neandertals and Denisovans who lived until about 40,000 years ago. A previous report based on analyses of mitochondrial DNA from one of the specimens suggested a distant relationship to Denisovans, which is in contrast to other archaeological evidence, including morphological features that the Sima de los Huesos hominins shared with Neandertals.

“Sima de los Huesos is currently the only nonpermafrost site that allow us to study DNA sequences from the Middle Pleistocene, the time period preceding 125,000 years ago”, says Matthias Meyer of the Max

Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology, lead author of an article that was published in Nature today.

“The recovery of a small part of the nuclear genome from the Sima de los Huesos hominins is not just the result of our continuous efforts in pushing for more sensitive sample isolation and genome sequencing technologies”, Meyer adds. “This work would have been much more difficult without the special care that was taken during excavation”.

“We have hoped for many years that advances in molecular analysis techniques would one day aid our investigation of this unique assembly of fossils”, explains Juan-Luis Arsuaga of the Complutense University in Madrid, Spain, who has led the excavations at Sima de los Huesos for three decades. “We have thus removed some of the specimens with clean instruments and left them embedded in clay to minimize alterations of the material that might take place after excavation.” The nuclear DNA sequences recovered from two specimens secured in this way show that they belong to the Neandertal evolutionary lineage and are more closely related to Neandertals than to Denisovans. This finding indicates that the population divergence between Denisovans and Neandertals had already occurred by 430,000 years ago when the Sima de los Huesos hominins lived.

According to Svante Pääbo of the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology “these results provide important anchor points in the timeline of human evolution. They are consistent with a rather early divergence of 550,000 to 750,000 years ago of the modern human lineage from archaic humans”.

Consistent with the previous study, the mitochondrial DNA of the Sima de los Huesos hominins is closer related to Denisovans than Neandertals. Mitochondrial DNA seen in Late Pleistocene Neandertals may thus have been acquired by them later in their history, perhaps as a result of gene flow from Africa. The researchers propose that retrieval of further mitochondrial and nuclear DNA from Middle Pleistocene fossils could help to clarify the evolutionary relationship between Middle and Late Pleistocene hominins in Eurasia.

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Essential Guide: Preparing Your Motorbike for Spring LET'S BE honest: as much as bikers appreciate being able to beat the traffic every day of the year, not many actually enjoy riding in freezing temperatures, gusting winds or torrential rain.

But it's that glorious time of year when the sunshine actually starts to feel warm, when the roads stay dry for more than five minutes and the gritting lorries have been bundled away completely (we hope). Adventure awaits through the picturesque villages of the Home Counties, the stunning vistas of the Scottish Highlands and the twists and turns of beautiful Wales, so for bikers it's time to think about getting back in the saddle.

Baby Steps If your bike has been hooked up to a trickle charger over the winter, well done; your battery will be conditioned, your bike will start first time and your family won't have to deal with a torrent of expletives coming from the garage. If the battery is flat, a bump-start or jump-start could restore it to life. Be sure to read the owner's manual first, though, because some bikes need different procedures to others – and jump-starting could actually harm the complex electrics on newer bikes.

If it starts and runs at a standstill with no issues, you'll no doubt be itching to get out on the road as soon as possible.

Don't go yet, though, because tyre safety is a crucial point that you can't afford to overlook. Roll the bike into space so that

the tyres have rotated enough to allow you to check for flat spots, cracking in the tread surface or sidewalls and, of course, pressure. Pressure will almost certainly have dropped over the last few months.

Tyres are vital to safety on two wheels, so if there are any signs that yours might be past their best then it's important to get new ones fitted. The rule for all vehicles is to always go for the best tyres you can afford, and for bikes nothing less than the best should be good enough regardless of price.

Servicing A lot of riders schedule their annual service and MOT, if needed, for around this time of year to make sure their bike's mechanicals are in top condition for the dry season. It's a great idea and allows a qualified mechanic to replace key fluids and find any potential issues before you cover much mileage. Finding a serious

fault when you're 100 miles from home is often an avoidable headache.

Biking Kit In general, motorbike gear is unlikely to have degraded much while being packed away in storage, but take the chance to remind yourself how old your crash helmet is. If it's older than five years, the structure could be beginning to break down beneath the surface without showing any visible signs. It's best to look into a replacement for this year's riding.

Make sure the armour in protective jackets and trousers is still in place, or replace it if needed. Check for cracks and signs of wear and tear, particularly in leather gear, and apply coats of

protective waxes or leather 'food' to older garments. Other than that, a general clean-up and dust-off should suffice.

Training It's also worth thinking about yourself.

If you've not ridden for up to six months, your skills could be a bit rusty. The basics come naturally, but it's good to make sure you're on top of the finer points of bike control. That way you can better enjoy your riding and stay safer. Refresher sessions are available with any good motorbike school, as well as with your local Institute of Advanced Motorists group.

Covering topics like reading the road, choosing lines through corners, negotiating mud-splattered country roads and much more that's highly relevant at this time of year, especially to bikers, getting some advanced training is a superb way to start the season.

Tick all the right boxes for your bike and your gear this Spring, and you'll make sure your riding ticks all the right boxes for you.

Mazda Take The Top Spot At The UK Car Of The Year 2016 Awards

Mazda has fought off a list of impressive rivals to take the UK Car of the Year 2016 title with their iconic MX-5.

The latest version of the model was up against the likes of McLaren, Volvo and BMW, emerging victorious in more than one category by also winning Best Open Top Car of the Year. Mazda also notched up another win with the Supermini of the Year gong for the Mazda2.

“With the latest MX-5, Mazda has created the perfect roadster. A lightweight engaging, simplistic and even practical vehicle, which is an absolute pleasure to drive,” said John Challen, director of the UK Car of the Year Awards. Fellow director, Alisdair Suttie, commented: “The fourth generation is true to the original spirit of the MX-5: light, nimble and enormous fun.”

Since the launch of the latest fourth generation, the MX-5 has continued to woo buyers with Motoring.co.uk testing the model describing it as a true driver’s car for its nimbleness, agility and though it’s not the most powerful in its class, it is certainly one of the most enjoyable.

Jeremy Thompson, Mazda Motors UK

managing director commented: “I’m delighted that the all-new Mazda MX-5 has added another prestigious award to its growing tally of accolades. The MX-5 embodies all that is great about our products. Its fun to drive character has earned it a place in the hearts of driving enthusiasts the world over.”

Narrowly missing out on the top spot was the Volvo XC90, the Swedish brand’s latest generation SUV did take the Best SUV title, while third place went to the Skoda Superb Estate.

The larger version of the Smart, the Forfour won in the Best City Car category, while McLaren had something to celebrate as their beastly performance model, the 570S took the Best Performance Car title.

The UK Car of the Year Awards, supported by Cox Automotive, bring together a selection of Britain’s motoring journalists to form a judging panel.

Driving all category winners at a media day, the judges cast their votes on the top models in 12 different categories, eventually choosing one winner to take the coveted top prize.

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The Renault Group, Alpine Vision, concept car has been revealed in Monte Carlo marking the return of the manufacturer's legendary sub-brand.

Details are sketchy, but it is 2-door coupé - that the company calls its “premium sports car” - which has a 4-cylinder, turbocharged, engine that propels it to 62mph in about 4.5 seconds.

Renault Group Chairman and Chief Executive Officer, Carlos Ghosn, said: “Motorsports and sports cars are deeply rooted in the DNA of Groupe Renault.

Earlier this month we announced our return to Formula 1 with a Renault team; and today we are announcing Alpine”.

He added: “This is an exciting next step in our strategy to leverage talent and technology between road and track, and we look forward to reaching new customers in the sport premium cars segment.”

Exterior styling Alpine Vision styling is reminiscent of

production predecessors such as the A110. The front lights, roof line, bonnet and curve of the rear window strike a particular cord with enthusiasts.

The manufacturer claims this concept car incorporates “sensual design”.

Interior styling The cabin has a flat-bottomed steering wheel, blue lighting, start/stop button – under a clear plastic flap to prevent accidental use contrast stitches and dark coloured race seats. This mid-engined sports car also has a flat-screen display and paddles behind the steering wheel to operate the automatic gearbox.

Launch date and price tag The Alpine Vision will now evolve into a production version for launch in 2017.

Expect first deliveries in Europe followed by “other markets worldwide”. Renault expects its “design, weight, handling, agility and attention to detail” to be “very close” to the concept.

Rumours suggest this forthcoming sports coupé will cost from £50,000, but this has not been confirmed. Alternatives for a similar sum include the Jaguar FType Coupé 3.0 V6 340PS Supercharged, Porsche Cayman S 3.4 and BMW 4 Series 435d A xDrive M Sport.

Faithful reinterpretation of the brand Alpine Managing Director, Michael van der Sande, explained: “All of us at Alpine are proud to have been entrusted with the task of bringing back Alpine to sports car lovers around the world”.

He added: “Our job is to faithfully reinterpret famous Alpines of the past and project Alpine into the future with a beautifully designed, agile, high-

performance sports car. Our Alpine Vision show car is immediately recognisable as an Alpine, yet resolutely modern”.

Racing aspirations Alpine also plans to “pursue racing” including the 2016 World Endurance Championship at Le Mans - to build its sports coupé within Dieppe (France) and establish a network to sell its product.

Women love a guy in a Vauxhall Astra

MEN ARE most attractive when they're behind the wheel of a Vauxhall Astra, according to a study.

Brand new research asked women to vote for the car they found most attractive when they were looking for a partner.

The good-looking Astra won, followed by the BMW 1 Series and the Audi A3.

The two other cars on the podium are similar in size and format, but are both premium German brands. Around a

quarter of women asked picked the Astra, with the much more expensive Land Rover Discovery 4 getting just 11% of the vote.

The women cited many reasons for using cars to establish attractiveness in a partner, including wealth/financial stability. A fifth of women said that they could discern a man's personality type by the car he drives, while over a quarter said that men with nice cars respect themselves - and women - more.

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Tuesday

22nd March Channel 00:15 Have I Got Old News for You 00:45 Live at the Apollo 01:30 Weather for the Week 01:35 BBC News 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Call the Council 12:45 Caught Red Handed 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at One; 14:30 BBC London News; 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Think Tank 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 The TV That Made Me 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Six; 19:30 BBC London News; 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 The A Word 23:00 BBC News at Ten 23:30 BBC London News; 23:45 The Battle for Christianity

00:15 Kipling's Indian Adventure 01:15 Question Time 02:15 The Apprentice USA 03:40 David Gilmour: Wider Horizons 04:50 A Cabbie Abroad 05:50 The Fifteen Billion Pound Railway 06:50 This Is BBC Two 07:00 Show Me the Monet 07:45 Talking Pictures 08:30 Caught Red Handed 09:00 Emergency Rescue Down Under 09:30 Great British Railway Journeys 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC Newsroom Live 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Coast 14:05 The Super League Show 14:50 Portillo's State Secrets 15:20 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 16:15 Rivers with Griff Rhys Jones 17:15 The Best Dishes Ever 17:45 Terry and Mason's Great Food Trip 18:15 Antiques Road Trip 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Too Much TV 20:00 This Farming Life 21:00 Mary Berry's Easter Feast 22:00 Inside Obama's White House 23:00 Scrappers 23:30 Newsnight

00:25 The Jonathan Ross

02:00 Restaurant: Impossible 03:00 Jamie Does 04:00 Teleshopping 07:00 Barefoot Contessa 08:00 Anna Olson: Bake 09:00 Ace of Cakes 10:00 The Pioneer Woman 11:00 Korean Food Made Simple 12:00 Nigella Bites 13:00 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 14:00 Barefoot Contessa Back to Basics 15:00 Korean Food Made Simple 16:00 The Pioneer Woman 17:00 Amazing Wedding Cakes 18:00 Ace of Cakes 19:00 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 20:00 Korean Food Made Simple 21:00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 23:00 Restaurant: Impossible

00:00 Darcey Bussell Dances Hollywood 01:30 Sappho: Love & Life on Lesbos with Margaret Mountford 02:30 Alexander Armstrong's Real Ripping Yarns 03:30 The Art of Scandinavia 04:30 Britain on Film 05:00 Close 20:00 World News Today 20:30 Pagans and Pilgrims: Britain's Holiest Places 21:00 The Return of Flying Scotsman 21:30 The Brecon Beacons with Iolo Williams 22:00 The Beginning and End of the Universe 23:00 Louis Theroux: Extreme Love

CHANNEL

23:40 Exposure

00:50 24 Hours in A&E 01:50 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 02:45 Undercover Boss USA 03:35 Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free 04:30 Location, Location, Location 05:25 Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb 06:25 Hugh's 3 Good Things: Best Bites 06:30 Jamie's Money Saving Meals 07:00 Countdown 07:45 The Goldbergs 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:00 Car SOS 12:00 Shipping Wars 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 15:10 Deal or No Deal 16:10 Countdown 17:00 A New Life in the Sun 18:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 22:00 One Born Every Minute 23:00 First Dates

00:50 Person of Interest 01:45 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 02:10 SuperCasino 04:10 Benefits by the Sea: 05:00 Nick's Quest 05:25 Divine Designs 05:45 House Doctor 07:00 The WotWots 07:10 Chloe's Closet 07:20 Lily's Driftwood Bay 07:30 Fireman Sam 07:40 Wissper 07:50 Peppa Pig 07:55 Pip Ahoy!

08:10 Little Princess 08:20 Bob the Builder 08:35 Thomas & Friends 08:50 Noddy in Toyland 09:00 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:35 Paw Patrol 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 Cowboy Builders 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 The Wrong Woman 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 Police Interceptors 21:00 Britain's Horror Homes 22:00 Benefits by the Sea: 23:00 The Best of Bad TV

00:00 American Dad! 00:30 The Cleveland Show 01:25 The Fast and the Furious 03:25 Teleshopping 06:55 ITV2 Nightscreen 07:00 Planet's Funniest Animals 07:20 Dinner Date 08:10 The Ellen DeGeneres 09:00 Emmerdale 09:30 Coronation Street 10:35 Catchphrase 11:15 Dinner Date 12:15 Royal Pains 13:10 Emmerdale 13:45 Coronation Street 14:45 The Ellen DeGeneres 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:50 Take Me Out 20:00 You've Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 22:00 The Break-Up

01:05 Noah's Ark 02:05 Where the Heart Is 02:55 ITV3 Nightscreen 03:30 Teleshopping 07:00 Movies Now 07:10 Doctor in the House 07:35 Heartbeat 08:35 Where the Heart Is 09:40 The Royal 10:40 Judge Judy 12:00 Noah's Ark 13:05 Murder, She Wrote 14:05 Heartbeat 15:05 The Royal 16:05 Where the Heart Is 17:20 Doctor in the House 17:50 In Loving Memory 18:20 On the Buses 18:55 Heartbeat 20:00 Murder, She Wrote 21:00 Midsomer Murders 23:00 A Touch of Frost

00:05 Bundesliga Football Highlights 01:05 Premiership Rugby Union 02:05 Unleashed 04:00 Teleshopping 07:00 Hogan's Heroes 07:35 Hogan's Heroes 08:05 The Chase 09:05 The Professionals 10:05 The Sweeney 11:10 Ax Men 12:10 The Chase 13:15 Pawn Stars 13:45 Live Snooker: Players Championship 18:15 Storage Wars 18:40 MotoGP Highlights 19:45 Live Snooker: Players Championship

Show 01:20 Jackpot247 04:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 04:55 ITV Nightscreen 06:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV News London 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Dickinson's Real Deal 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News London 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 The Inspectors Are Coming 21:00 It's Not Rocket Science 22:00 Speeding Wars 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News London

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23rd March Channel 00:45 Shop Well... For Less?

01:45 Weather for the Week 01:50 BBC News 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Call the Council 12:45 Caught Red Handed 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at One; 14:30 BBC London News; 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Think Tank 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 The TV That Made Me 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Six; 19:30 BBC London News; 20:00 The One Show 21:00 MasterChef 22:00 Panorama 23:00 BBC News at Ten 23:30 BBC London News; Weather 23:45 A Question of Sport

01:30 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 02:00 Restaurant: Impossible 03:00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 04:00 Teleshopping 07:00 Barefoot Contessa 08:00 Anna Olson: Bake 09:00 Ace of Cakes 10:00 The Pioneer Woman 11:00 Korean Food Made Simple 12:00 Nigella Bites 13:00 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 14:00 Barefoot Contessa 15:00 Korean Food Made Simple 16:00 The Pioneer Woman 17:00 Amazing Wedding Cakes 18:00 Ace of Cakes 19:00 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 20:00 Korean Food Made Simple 21:00 Mystery Diners 23:00 Restaurant: Impossible

Survive

00:05 Million Pound Jewellers 01:10 Poker 02:05 KOTV Boxing Weekly 02:30 Gillette World Sport 03:00 The Grid 03:30 The Superhumans Show 04:00 Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free 04:55 Location, Location, Location 05:55 Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb 06:50 Hugh's 3 Good Things: Best Bites 07:00 Countdown 07:45 The Goldbergs 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:00 Car SOS 12:00 Shipping Wars 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 15:10 Deal or No Deal 16:10 Countdown 17:00 A New Life in the Sun 18:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 The Supervet 22:00 24 Hours in A&E 23:00 Raised by Wolves 23:35 Gogglebox

01:50 Tattoo Disasters UK 02:15 SuperCasino 04:10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 05:00 Nick's Quest 05:25 Divine Designs 05:50 House Doctor 07:00 The WotWots 07:10 Chloe's Closet 07:20 Lily's Driftwood Bay 07:30 Fireman Sam 07:40 Wissper 07:50 Peppa Pig 07:55 Pip Ahoy!

08:10 Little Princess 08:20 Bob the Builder 08:35 Thomas & Friends 08:50 Noddy in Toyland 09:00 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:35 Paw Patrol 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 Cowboy Builders 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS: Los Angeles 16:15 Mystery Girl 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 21:00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 22:00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 23:00 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away 23:55 Botched Up Bodies

00:10 Family Guy 01:10 American Dad! 02:05 Two and a Half Men 02:30 Celebrity Juice 03:30 Teleshopping 07:00 Planet's Funniest Animals 07:20 Dinner Date 08:10 The Ellen DeGeneres 09:00 Emmerdale 09:30 You've Been Framed!

10:35 Catchphrase 11:15 Dinner Date 12:15 Royal Pains 13:10 Emmerdale 13:45 You've Been Framed!

14:45 The Ellen DeGeneres 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:50 Take Me Out 20:00 You've Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 22:00 The Back-Up Plan

01:05 Noah's Ark 02:05 Where the Heart Is 03:00 ITV3 Nightscreen 03:30 Teleshopping 07:00 Movies Now 07:10 Doctor in the House 07:35 Heartbeat 08:35 Where the Heart Is 09:40 The Royal 10:40 Judge Judy 12:00 Noah's Ark 13:05 Murder, She Wrote 14:05 Heartbeat 15:10 The Royal 16:10 Where the Heart Is 17:20 Doctor in the House 17:55 In Loving Memory 18:20 On the Buses 18:55 Heartbeat 20:00 Murder, She Wrote 21:00 Rosemary & Thyme 22:00 Love Your Garden 23:00 A Touch of Frost

00:15 Tin Cup 02:55 The Sweeney 03:55 ITV4 Nightscreen 04:00 Teleshopping 07:00 Movies Now 07:10 Hogan's Heroes 07:40 Hogan's Heroes 08:10 The Chase 09:10 The Professionals 10:10 The Sweeney 11:10 Ax Men 12:10 The Chase 13:15 Pawn Stars 13:45 Live Snooker: Players Championship 18:15 Storage Wars 18:40 The Professionals 19:45 Live Snooker: Players Championship

00:15 Horizon 01:15 Back in Time for the Weekend 02:15 Cats v Dogs: Which Is Best?

03:15 Ted Hughes: Stronger Than Death 04:45 Schama on Rembrandt: Masterpieces of the Late Years 05:45 Rubens: An Extra Large Story 06:45 This Is BBC Two 07:00 Show Me the Monet 07:45 Talking Pictures 08:30 Caught Red Handed 09:00 Emergency Rescue Down Under 09:30 Great British Menu 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC Newsroom Live 12:30 Daily Politics 14:00 Coast 14:10 Lifeline 14:20 The Chef's Protege 14:50 Portillo's State Secrets 15:20 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 16:15 Rivers with Griff Rhys Jones 17:15 The Best Dishes Ever 17:45 Terry and Mason's Great Food Trip 18:15 Antiques Road Trip 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Too Much TV 20:00 This Farming Life 21:00 Horizon 22:00 Employable Me 23:00 Live From the BBC 23:30 Newsnight

00:45 Davina McCall: Life at

00:00 Indian Hill Railways 01:00 The Story of British Pathe 02:00 How to Get Ahead 03:00 Sound of Cinema: The Music That Made the Movies 04:00 The Beginning and End of the Universe 05:00 Close 20:00 World News Today 20:30 Pagans and Pilgrims: Britain's Holiest Places 21:00 Hidden Kingdoms 22:00 Chef vs Science: The Ultimate Kitchen Challenge 23:30 Timeshift

CHANNEL

the Extreme 01:35 Jackpot247 04:00 Loose Women 04:50 ITV Nightscreen 06:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV News London 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Dickinson's Real Deal 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News London 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Big Star's Little Star 22:00 Grantchester 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News London 23:45 Bear Grylls: Mission

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Thursday

24th March Channel

23:40 Speeding Wars

00:35 Plus Sized Wars 01:35 Live from Abbey Road 02:05 The Secret Millionaire 03:00 Goon 04:35 Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb 05:30 Hugh's 3 Good Things: Best Bites 05:40 Jamie's Money Saving Meals 06:10 Deal or No Deal 07:00 Countdown 07:45 The Goldbergs 09:00 Everybody Loves 10:00 Frasier 11:05 Car SOS 12:05 Shipping Wars 12:30 Shipping Wars 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 14:10 A Place in the Sun 15:10 Deal or No Deal 16:10 Countdown 17:00 A New Life in the Sun 18:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Ugly House to Lovely House with George Clarke 22:00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 23:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man

00:55 Benefits by the Sea: 01:50 Tattoo Disasters UK 02:15 SuperCasino 04:10 Trauma Doctors 05:00 Nick's Quest 05:25 Divine Designs 05:45 House Doctor 07:00 The WotWots 07:10 Chloe's Closet 07:20 Lily's Driftwood Bay 07:30 Fireman Sam 07:40 Wissper 07:50 Peppa Pig 07:55 Pip Ahoy!

08:10 Little Princess 08:20 Bob the Builder 08:35 Thomas & Friends 08:50 Noddy in Toyland 09:00 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:35 Paw Patrol 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 Cowboy Builders 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Garage Sale Mystery II: All That Glitters 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild UK 21:00 Medical Mysteries 22:00 Trauma Doctors 23:00 Britain's Worst Crimes

00:10 Family Guy 01:10 American Dad! 02:05 Two and a Half Men 02:30 Scorpion 03:25 Teleshopping 06:55 ITV2 Nightscreen 07:00 Planet's Funniest Animals 07:20 Dinner Date 08:10 The Ellen DeGeneres 09:00 Emmerdale 09:30 Coronation Street 10:00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 10:35 Catchphrase 11:15 Dinner Date 12:15 Royal Pains 13:10 Emmerdale 13:45 Coronation Street 14:15 You've Been Framed!

14:45 The Ellen DeGeneres 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:50 Take Me Out 20:00 You've Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Scorpion 23:00 Celebrity Juice 23:50 @elevenish

01:05 Wire in the Blood 02:05 Where the Heart Is 03:00 ITV3 Nightscreen 03:30 Teleshopping 07:00 Movies Now 07:10 Doctor in the House 07:35 Heartbeat 08:35 Where the Heart Is 09:40 The Royal 10:40 Judge Judy 12:00 Noah's Ark 13:05 Murder, She Wrote 14:05 Heartbeat 15:05 The Royal 16:10 Where the Heart Is 17:15 Doctor in the House 17:50 In Loving Memory 18:20 On the Buses 18:55 Heartbeat 20:00 Murder, She Wrote 21:00 Foyle's War 23:00 A Touch of Frost

00:15 Unleashed 02:20 The Sweeney 03:20 Hogan's Heroes 03:45 ITV4 Nightscreen 04:00 Teleshopping 07:00 Hogan's Heroes 07:35 Hogan's Heroes 08:05 The Chase 09:05 The Professionals 10:10 The Sweeney 11:15 Ax Men 12:10 The Chase 13:15 Storage Wars 13:45 Live Snooker: Players Championship 18:15 Storage Wars 18:40 The Professionals 19:45 Live Snooker: Players Championship

00:15 Would I Lie to You? 00:45 Wedding Daze 02:15 Weather for the Week 02:20 BBC News 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Call the Council 12:45 Caught Red Handed 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at One; 14:30 BBC London News; 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Think Tank 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 The TV That Made Me 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Six; 19:30 BBC London News; 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 MasterChef 22:00 DIY SOS 23:00 BBC News at Ten 23:30 BBC London News; Weather 23:45 The Autistic Me

00:15 Inside Obama's White House 01:15 Land of Hope and Glory British Country Life 02:15 Famous, Rich and Homeless 03:15 Pompeii: New Secrets Revealed with Mary Beard 04:15 Simon Rattle: The Making of a Maestro 05:15 Caribbean with Simon Reeve 06:15 This Is BBC Two 07:00 Show Me the Monet 07:45 Talking Pictures 08:30 Caught Red Handed 09:00 The Great Interior Design Challenge 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC Newsroom Live 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Coast 14:20 The Chef's Protege 14:50 Portillo's State Secrets 15:20 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 16:15 Rivers with Griff Rhys Jones 17:15 The Best Dishes Ever 17:45 Terry and Mason's Great Food Trip 18:15 Antiques Road Trip 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Too Much TV 20:00 Big Dreams Small Spaces 21:00 The Secret History of My Family 22:00 Line of Duty 23:00 Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle 23:30 Newsnight

00:40 Richard Wilson on the

01:00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 02:00 Restaurant: Impossible 03:00 Mystery Diners 04:00 Teleshopping 07:00 Barefoot Contessa 08:00 Anna Olson: Bake 09:00 Ace of Cakes 10:00 The Pioneer Woman 11:00 Korean Food Made Simple 12:00 Nigella Bites 13:00 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 14:00 Barefoot Contessa 15:00 Korean Food Made Simple 16:00 The Pioneer Woman 17:00 Amazing Wedding Cakes 18:00 Ace of Cakes 19:00 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 20:00 Korean Food Made Simple 21:00 Man v Food 23:00 Restaurant: Impossible

00:30 Hidden Kingdoms 01:30 Timeshift 02:30 Dreaming the Impossible: Unbuilt Britain 03:30 Visions of the Valleys 04:30 Britain on Film 05:00 Close 20:00 World News Today 20:30 Top of the Pops: 1981 21:00 Timeshift 22:00 Digging for Britain 23:00 Timewatch

CHANNEL

Road 01:10 Jackpot247 04:00 ITV Nightscreen 06:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV News London 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Dickinson's Real Deal 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News London 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Tonight 21:00 Emmerdale 21:30 The Cruise 22:00 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News London

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00:45 This Week 01:30 Weather for the Week 01:35 BBC News 07:00 Breakfast 10:00 In the Footsteps of Judas 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Call the Council 12:45 Caught Red Handed 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at One; Weather 14:20 BBC London News; Weather 14:30 Doctors 15:00 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 15:55 Think Tank 16:40 Escape to the Country 17:25 The TV That Made Me 18:10 Flog It! 18:45 Pointless 19:30 BBC News; Weather 19:45 BBC London News; Weather 20:00 The One Show 20:30 A Question of Sport 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 MasterChef 22:00 Boomers 22:30 Mrs Brown's Boys 23:00 BBC News at Ten 23:15 BBC London News; Weather 23:25 The Graham Norton Show

00:15 The Women's Football Show 00:45 Employable Me 01:45 American Crime Story 02:35 Panorama 03:05 Let's Play Darts for Comic Relief 04:05 The Culture Show 05:05 Caribbean with Simon Reeve 06:05 This Is BBC Two 07:00 Herbie Goes Bananas 08:30 Short Circuit 10:00 Heir Hunters 11:00 Natural World 12:00 Talking Pictures 12:45 Kismet 14:35 Singin' in the Rain 16:15 Rivers with Griff Rhys Jones 17:15 The Best Dishes Ever 17:45 Terry and Mason's Great Food Trip 18:15 Eggheads 18:45 Antiques Road Trip 19:30 Too Much TV 20:00 Mary Berry's Easter Feast 21:00 Mastermind 21:30 Gardeners' World 22:00 Springwatch 23:00 QI 23:30 Night Train to Lisbon

00:40 Murder, She Wrote 01:30 Jackpot247 04:00 Tonight 04:25 ITV Nightscreen 06:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 07:00 Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures 07:25 Super 4 07:55 Oddbods 08:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Thunderbirds Are Go 11:20 Overboard 13:30 Loose Women 14:25 ITV Lunchtime News 14:35 ITV News London 14:40 Celebrity Squares 15:20 Judge Rinder 16:25 Dickinson's Real Deal 17:20 Tipping Point 18:25 The Chase 19:25 ITV News London 19:45 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Britain's Whales and Sharks 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Britain's Whales and Sharks 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:10 ITV News London 23:15 Benidorm 23:45 Octopussy

00:05 Tattoo Fixers 01:10 The Last Leg 02:05 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 02:55 Royal Navy School 03:50 Dispatches 04:20 Unreported World 04:45 Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb 05:45 Jamie's Money Saving Meals 06:10 Deal or No Deal 07:00 Countdown 07:45 The Goldbergs 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:00 The Big Bang Theory 12:25 The Simpsons 13:25 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 14:30 Channel 4 Racing 17:00 A New Life in the Sun 18:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:30 Unreported World 21:00 Food Unwrapped 21:30 Travel Man: 48 Hours in 22:00 Gogglebox 23:00 The Last Leg

00:00 Left for Dead by the Yorkshire Ripper 01:00 SuperCasino 04:10 That's So 05:00 Nick's Quest 05:25 Divine Designs 05:50 House Doctor 07:00 The WotWots 07:10 Chloe's Closet 07:20 Lily's Driftwood Bay 07:30 Fireman Sam 07:40 Wissper 07:50 Peppa Pig 07:55 Pip Ahoy!

08:10 Little Princess 08:20 Bob the Builder 08:35 Thomas & Friends 08:50 Noddy in Toyland 09:00 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:35 Paw Patrol 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:25 Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops 12:55 5 News Lunchtime 13:00 Home and Away 13:30 Neighbours 14:00 Anzio 16:10 Operation Daybreak 18:25 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 Police Interceptors: Takedown with Vinnie Jones 20:00 Concorde Air Disaster 21:00 All New Super Scary Plane Landings 22:00 Air Force One

00:00 Mystery Diners 01:00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 02:00 Restaurant: Impossible 03:00 Man v Food 04:00 Teleshopping 07:00 Man v Food 08:00 Man v Food 09:00 Man v Food 10:00 Man v Food 11:00 Man v Food 12:00 Man v Food 13:00 Man v Food 14:00 Man v Food 15:00 Man v Food 16:00 Man v Food 17:00 Man v Food 18:00 Man v Food 19:00 Man v Food 20:00 Man v Food 21:00 Man v Food 22:00 Jamie and Jimmy's Friday Night Feast 23:00 Man v Food

00:00 The Beginning and End

00:20 Family Guy 01:20 American Dad! 02:45 @elevenish 03:10 Teleshopping 06:40 ITV2 Nightscreen 07:00 Planet's Funniest Animals 07:20 Dinner Date 08:10 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 09:00 Emmerdale 10:00 You've Been Framed!

11:00 Catchphrase 11:45 Nim's Island 13:45 Emmerdale 14:45 Ella Enchanted 16:40 Cats & Dogs: the Revenge of Kitty Galore 18:25 Despicable Me 20:15 Liar Liar 22:00 Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters 23:50 Family Guy

01:05 Wire in the Blood

00:15 Magnum Force 02:45 The Sweeney 03:45 ITV4 Nightscreen 04:00 Teleshopping 07:00 Hogan's Heroes 07:35 Hogan's Heroes 08:00 The Chase 09:00 The Professionals 10:05 The Sweeney 11:05 Ax Men 11:55 Police Academy 6: City under Siege 13:45 Live Snooker: Players Championship 18:15 Storage Wars 18:40 The Professionals 19:45 Live Snooker: Players Championship

of the Universe 01:00 Top of the Pops: 1981 01:30 Arena: Ken Dodd Happiness 02:30 Sounds of the Eighties 03:00 Pappano's Classical Voices 04:00 Digging for Britain 05:00 Close 20:00 Top of the Pops 20:30 The Good Old Days 21:15 The Good Old Days 22:00 Janis: Little Girl Blue 23:30 Girls in Bands at the BBC

02:05 Where the Heart Is 02:55 ITV3 Nightscreen 03:30 Teleshopping 07:00 Rising Damp 08:10 Carry On - Don't Lose Your Head 10:00 Rising Damp 11:30 On the Buses 13:20 Mutiny on the Buses 15:10 Holiday on the Buses 16:55 Rising Damp 18:55 Doc Martin 21:00 Midsomer Murders 23:00 A Touch of Frost

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00:10 Room 101 - Extra Storage 00:50 The Apprentice USA 02:15 The Apprentice USA 03:40 Weather for the Week Ahead 03:45 BBC News 07:00 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30 MasterChef 13:00 BBC News; Weather 13:10 Football Focus 13:50 Saturday Sportsday 14:00 Can Seb Coe Save Athletics?

14:30 Live Athletics 16:30 The Princess and the Frog 18:00 BBC News 18:10 BBC London News; Weather 18:20 Pointless Celebrities 19:10 Can't Touch This 20:00 The Voice UK 21:55 The National Lottery Live 22:05 The Voice UK 22:35 Casualty 23:25 BBC News; Weather 23:45 Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

01:15 The Tempest 02:55 Dunblane: Our Story 03:55 Land of Hope and Glory British Country Life 04:55 Caribbean with Simon Reeve 05:55 A Very British Renaissance 06:55 Arch of Triumph 09:05 The Captive Heart 10:40 The Women's Football Show 11:10 Homes Under the Hammer 12:10 Natural World 13:00 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul 14:00 Talking Pictures 14:45 The Heroes of Telemark 16:50 Flog It! 17:15 Big Dreams Small Spaces 18:15 Gardeners' World 18:45 Easter from King's 20:00 Tribes, Predators & Me 21:00 Perry and Croft: Made in Britain 21:30 Dad's Army 22:00 Being the BrontĂŤs 23:00 Jane Eyre

02:05 Jackpot247 04:00 Murder, She Wrote 04:50 ITV Nightscreen 07:00 Bottom Knocker Street 07:25 Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures 07:45 Sooty 08:00 Super 4 08:10 Looped 08:30 Scrambled!

08:35 Mr Bean: The Animated Series 08:50 Horrid Henry 09:10 Nerds & Monsters 09:30 Jessie 10:05 The Tom & Jerry Show 10:25 Thunderbirds Are Go 11:15 Murder, She Wrote 12:10 The Jeremy Kyle Show 13:15 ITV News and Weather 13:20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 14:25 Judge Rinder 15:25 The Chase 16:25 Planet's Got Talent 16:55 Free Willy 3: the Rescue 18:35 ITV News London 18:45 ITV News and Weather 19:00 Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway 20:30 Live International Football 23:25 The Jonathan Ross Show

00:05 Raised by Wolves 00:40 First Dates 01:40 Virtually Famous 02:20 The French Connection 04:05 Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free 05:00 Location, Location, Location 06:00 Jamie's Money Saving Meals 06:25 Deal or No Deal 07:15 How I Met Your Mother 08:05 Mountain Biking: The Pioneer 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 The Morning Line 11:00 Marvel's Agents of SHIELD 12:00 The Superhumans Show 12:30 The Big Bang Theory 13:25 The Simpsons 14:30 Channel 4 Racing 18:30 Speed with Guy Martin 19:30 Channel 4 News 20:00 The World's Weirdest Weather 21:00 Shakespeare's Tomb 22:00 The Heat

00:20 Aircrash: The Miracle of Flight 32 01:15 SuperCasino 04:10 Police Interceptors 05:00 Weather Terror: Brits in Peril 05:45 House Doctor 07:00 Peppa Pig 07:05 Bananas in Pyjamas 07:20 Bob the Builder 07:30 Tickety Toc 07:40 Zack and Quack 07:55 Make Way for Noddy 08:05 Paw Patrol 08:30 Little Princess 08:45 Pip Ahoy!

09:00 Blaze and the Monster Machines 09:25 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 09:40 Wanda and the Alien 09:55 The Fairly OddParents 10:30 The Saturday Show 12:30 Police Interceptors 13:30 Star Trek V: the Final Frontier 15:35 Columbo: By Dawn's Early Light 17:30 Columbo: Murder, Smoke and Shadows 19:20 NCIS: Los Angeles 20:05 NCIS: New Orleans 21:00 NCIS 21:55 5 News Weekend 22:00 Football League Tonight 22:40 Live Boxing

00:00 Man v Food 01:00 Man v Food 02:00 Man v Food 03:00 Jamie and Jimmy's Friday Night Feast 04:00 Teleshopping 07:00 Ace of Cakes 08:00 Ace of Cakes 09:00 Ace of Cakes 10:00 Ace of Cakes 11:00 Ace of Cakes 12:00 Ace of Cakes 13:00 Ace of Cakes 14:00 Ace of Cakes 15:00 Ace of Cakes 16:00 Ace of Cakes 17:00 Ace of Cakes 18:00 Ace of Cakes 19:00 Ace of Cakes 20:00 Ace of Cakes 21:00 Ace of Cakes 22:00 Ace of Cakes 23:00 Ace of Cakes 23:30 Ace of Cakes

00:30 Girl in a Band: Tales

00:20 Family Guy 00:50 American Dad! 01:40 Two and a Half Men 02:10 The Cleveland Show 03:05 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 03:30 Teleshopping 07:00 The Hot Desk 07:10 Emmerdale 09:40 Coronation Street 12:10 Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway 13:40 The Almost Impossible Gameshow 14:40 Scorpion 15:40 Evan Almighty 16:40 FYI Daily 16:45 Evan Almighty 17:35 Britain's Got More Talent 18:40 The Mummy 19:40 FYI Daily 19:45 The Mummy 21:00 The Back-Up Plan 22:00 FYI Daily 22:05 The Back-Up Plan 23:05 Celebrity Juice 23:50 Family Guy

01:10 Private Benjamin 03:20 Long Lost Family 04:10 Rory Bremner's Great British Views 05:50 On the Buses 06:20 Judge Judy 06:40 ITV3 Nightscreen 07:00 Movies Now 07:10 Rising Damp 08:00 On the Buses 09:00 FYI Daily 09:05 On the Buses 09:45 Rising Damp 11:15 Carry On Loving 12:15 FYI Daily 12:20 Carry On Loving 13:05 Carry On Jack 14:05 FYI Daily 14:10 Carry On Jack 15:00 Carry On Cleo 16:00 FYI Daily 16:05 Carry On Cleo 16:55 Rising Damp 18:55 Doc Martin 20:00 Midsomer Murders 22:00 Rising Damp Forever 23:00 Rising Damp

00:15 Coogan's Bluff 02:10 Child's Play 3 04:00 Teleshopping 07:00 Ax Men 07:55 Ax Men 08:55 The Sweeney 09:55 Hogan's Heroes 10:25 Bundesliga Football Highlights 11:30 FIA Formula E Championship 12:05 Gunsmoke 13:05 FYI Daily 13:10 Gunsmoke 13:45 Live Snooker: Players Championship 18:15 Pawn Stars 18:45 Storage Wars: Texas 19:10 Storage Wars: Texas 19:45 Live Snooker: Players Championship

from the Rock 'n' Roll Front Line 01:30 Top of the Pops 02:05 Janis: Little Girl Blue 03:35 Girls in Bands at the BBC 04:35 Close 20:00 Treasures of the Indus 21:00 Human Planet 22:00 Follow the Money 23:00 Follow the Money

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Sunday

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01:40 Biker Boyz 04:25 Weather for the Week 04:30 BBC News 07:00 Breakfast 10:00 BBC News 11:00 Easter Worship 2016 12:00 Urbi et Orbi 12:25 Homes Under the Hammer 13:10 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:10 Weather for the Week 14:15 Father Brown 15:00 Escape to the Country 15:25 The Boat Race 18:00 A Question of Sport 18:30 Songs of Praise 19:05 Paul O'Grady: The Sally Army and Me 19:35 BBC News 19:50 BBC London News; 20:00 Countryfile 21:00 Antiques Roadshow 22:00 The Night Manager 23:00 BBC News 23:20 BBC London News; Weather 23:30 Would I Lie to You?

00:50 Passion 03:25 Monteverdi in Mantua: The Genius of the Vespers 04:25 The World's Most Expensive Stolen Paintings 05:25 Mozart in Prague: Rolando Villazon on Don Giovanni 06:25 This Is BBC Two 06:55 Great British Garden Revival 07:55 This Farming Life 08:55 Gardeners' World 09:25 An Island Parish 09:55 Countryfile 10:55 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:25 The Best Dishes Ever 12:55 The Best Dishes Ever 13:25 King of Kings 16:00 Flog It! 16:30 Tim Rice - A Life in Song 18:00 The Secret History of My Family 19:00 Springwatch 20:00 Gareth Malone's Great Choir Reunion 21:00 Natural Born Winners 22:00 Tribes, Predators & Me 23:00 Thirteen

00:20 International Football Highlights 01:15 Jackpot247 05:00 Murder, She Wrote 05:50 ITV Nightscreen 07:00 Bottom Knocker Street 07:25 Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures 07:45 Signed Stories 07:50 Sooty 08:05 Super 4 08:15 Looped 08:30 Scrambled!

08:35 Mr Bean: The Animated Series 08:50 Horrid Henry 09:10 Nerds & Monsters 09:30 Bear Grylls Survival School 10:05 The Tom & Jerry Show 10:25 Thunderbirds Are Go 11:20 Murder, She Wrote 12:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 13:25 ITV News and Weather 13:35 Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 15:35 Big Star's Little Star 16:35 Off Their Rockers 17:10 A View to a Kill 19:35 ITV News London 19:45 ITV News and Weather 20:00 The Chase 21:00 Our Queen at 90 23:00 ITV News and Weather 23:15 The Road to Coronation Street

00:25 The Change-Up

23:00 Gogglebox

01:15 SuperCasino 05:10 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 06:45 Chinese Food in Minutes 07:00 Peppa Pig 07:05 Bananas in Pyjamas 07:20 Bob the Builder 07:30 Tickety Toc 07:40 Zack and Quack 07:55 Make Way for Noddy 08:05 Paw Patrol 08:20 Little Princess 08:30 Pip Ahoy!

08:45 Blaze and the Monster Machines 09:10 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 09:30 Wanda and the Alien 09:45 Toby's Travelling Circus 09:55 Thomas & Friends Sodor's Legend of the Lost Treasure: the Movie 11:05 The Fairly OddParents 11:40 Football League Tonight 12:20 Now That's Funny!

13:25 Make You Laugh Out Loud 15:25 Watership Down 17:10 Greatest Animated Movies 20:00 Now That's Funny!

21:00 Penn & Teller: Fool Us in Vegas 21:55 5 News Weekend 22:00 Due Date

00:00 Ace of Cakes 01:00 Ace of Cakes 03:00 Ace of Cakes 04:00 Teleshopping 07:00 Ace of Cakes 08:00 Ace of Cakes 09:00 Ace of Cakes 10:00 Ace of Cakes 11:00 Ace of Cakes 12:00 Ace of Cakes 13:00 Ace of Cakes 14:00 Ace of Cakes 15:00 Ace of Cakes 16:00 Ace of Cakes 17:00 Ace of Cakes 18:00 Ace of Cakes 19:00 Ace of Cakes 20:00 Ace of Cakes 21:00 Ace of Cakes 22:00 Ace of Cakes 23:00 Ace of Cakes

00:00 Status Quo: Hello Quo

00:20 Family Guy 01:20 American Dad! 01:50 Beowulf: Return to the Shieldlands 03:40 The Hot Desk 03:50 Teleshopping 06:50 ITV2 Nightscreen 07:00 You've Been Framed!

07:50 Emmerdale 10:40 Coronation Street 13:05 Take Me Out 14:20 Cats & Dogs: the Revenge of Kitty Galore 15:20 FYI Daily 15:25 Cats & Dogs: the Revenge of Kitty Galore 16:00 Ella Enchanted 17:00 FYI Daily 17:05 Ella Enchanted 17:55 Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway 19:30 The Mummy Returns 20:30 FYI Daily 20:35 The Mummy Returns 22:00 Ibiza Weekender 23:00 Family Guy 23:30 Bordertown

00:05 Rising Damp 01:05 Blue Murder 03:25 ITV3 Nightscreen 03:30 Teleshopping 07:00 Movies Now 07:10 Mutiny on the Buses 08:10 FYI Daily 08:15 Mutiny on the Buses 08:40 Rising Damp Forever 09:45 Rising Damp 11:20 Carry On Henry 12:20 FYI Daily 12:25 Carry On Henry 13:10 Carry On Girls 14:10 FYI Daily 14:15 Carry On Girls 15:00 Carry On Matron 16:00 FYI Daily 16:05 Carry On Matron 16:50 Rising Damp 18:50 Doc Martin 19:55 Rising Damp 20:55 FYI Daily 21:00 Rising Damp 22:00 Rising Damp Forever 23:00 Steptoe and Son

00:15 The Wicker Man 01:15 FYI Daily 01:20 The Wicker Man 03:00 Hell on Wheels 04:00 Teleshopping 07:00 Ax Men 07:55 Ax Men 08:50 Ax Men 09:40 The Sweeney 10:40 The Professionals 11:40 The Professionals 12:40 MotoGP Highlights 13:45 Live Snooker: Players Championship 18:15 Pawn Stars 18:45 Storage Wars 19:10 Storage Wars 19:45 Live Snooker: Players Championship

01:20 Status Quo: Live and Acoustic 03:20 Top of the Pops: 1981 03:55 Top of the Pops: 1981 04:25 Status Quo: Hello Quo 05:45 Sounds of the Sixties 05:55 Close 20:00 The Passion 21:00 The Brontes at the BBC 22:00 How to Make a Number One Record 23:00 Love Is All You Need

03:30 Hollyoaks 05:40 Sarah Beeny's How to Sell Your Home 06:05 Location, Location, Location 07:00 How I Met Your Mother 07:45 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:00 Frasier 10:30 Sunday Brunch 13:30 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 14:30 The Big Bang Theory 15:50 Basil the Great Mouse Detective 17:25 Hop 19:15 Ice Age: The Great EggScapade 19:40 Channel 4 News 20:00 The Secret Life of the Zoo 21:00 Great Canal Journeys 22:00 Indian Summers

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Monday

28th March Channel 00:00 Little Fockers 01:30 Weather for the Week 01:35 BBC News 07:00 Breakfast 10:00 Heir Hunters 10:45 Homes Under the Hammer 11:45 Call the Council 12:30 Caught Red Handed 13:00 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at One; 14:20 BBC London News; 14:30 Doctors 15:00 Father Brown 15:50 Think Tank 16:35 Escape to the Country 17:20 The TV That Made Me 18:05 Flog It! 18:45 Pointless 19:30 BBC News 19:45 BBC London News; 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Trousers 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Marvel Avengers Assemble 23:40 BBC News at Ten 23:55 BBC London News

00:00 American Crime Story

00:00 Ace of Cakes 01:00 Ace of Cakes 02:00 Ace of Cakes 03:00 Ace of Cakes 04:00 Teleshopping 07:00 Man v Food 08:00 Man v Food 09:00 Man v Food 10:00 Man v Food 11:00 Man v Food 12:00 Man v Food 13:00 Man v Food 14:00 Man v Food 15:00 Man v Food 16:00 Man v Food 17:00 Man v Food 18:00 Man v Food 19:00 Man v Food 20:00 Man v Food 21:00 Man v Food 22:00 Jamie Does 23:00 Man v Food 23:30 Man v Food

00:50 One-Hit Wonders at the

00:50 Youth without Youth 02:50 Countryfile 03:45 Holby City 04:35 Hockney 05:45 This Is BBC Two 07:10 The Private Affairs of Bel Ami 09:00 The Amazing Mr Blunden 10:35 Secretariat 12:30 Natural World 13:30 The Fall of the Roman Empire 16:20 Coast Australia 17:15 Rivers with Griff Rhys Jones 18:15 Eggheads 18:45 Antiques Road Trip 19:30 Too Much TV 20:00 This Farming Life 21:00 University Challenge 21:30 An Island Parish 22:00 American Crime Story 22:40 Eddie Izzard: 27 Marathons in 27 Days 23:40 QI XL

BBC 01:50 Len Goodman's Dancing Feet: The British Ballroom Story 02:50 The Brontes at the BBC 03:50 The Story of British Pathe 04:50 Close 20:00 The World's Most Beautiful Eggs: The Genius of Carl Faberge 21:00 Digging for Britain 22:00 The Art of Scandinavia 23:00 1916: The Irish Rebellion

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00:55 Premiership Rugby Union 01:45 Jackpot247 04:00 ITV Nightscreen 06:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 07:00 Dino Dan: Trek's Adventures 07:25 Super 4 07:55 Oddbods 08:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Thunderbirds Are Go 11:20 The Railway Children 13:30 Gok's Lunchbox 14:25 ITV Lunchtime News 14:35 ITV News London 14:40 All Star Family Fortunes 15:25 Judge Rinder 16:25 Dickinson's Real Deal 17:25 Tipping Point 18:25 The Chase 19:25 ITV News London 19:40 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Tales from Northumberland with Robson Green 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Maigret

00:00 Inglourious Basterds 02:45 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 03:40 Come Dine with Me 06:05 Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb 07:00 How I Met Your Mother 07:25 The Goldbergs 08:40 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:40 Frasier 10:40 The Big Bang Theory 11:40 The Simpsons 12:40 A Goofy Movie 14:10 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 15:10 Deal or No Deal 16:10 Countdown 17:00 A New Life in the Sun 18:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:15 Guy Martin's Wall of Death: Live 22:00 The Island with Bear Grylls 23:00 Fresh Meat 23:50 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

00:00 The Bounty Hunter 02:05 SuperCasino 04:10 The Tube: Going Underground 05:00 Wildlife SOS 05:50 Great Artists 06:20 Divine Designs 06:45 Angels of Jarm 07:00 The WotWots 07:10 Chloe's Closet 07:20 Lily's Driftwood Bay 07:30 Fireman Sam 07:40 Wissper 07:50 Peppa Pig 07:55 Pip Ahoy!

08:10 Little Princess 08:20 Bob the Builder 08:35 Thomas & Friends 08:50 Noddy in Toyland 09:00 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:35 Paw Patrol 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:30 Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops 13:00 Cowboy Builders 13:55 5 News Lunchtime 14:00 Home and Away 14:30 Neighbours 15:00 NCIS: New Orleans 15:55 The Dirty Dozen 18:45 5 News 19:00 Neighbours 19:30 Home and Away 20:00 Inside Buckingham Palace 22:00 The Tube: Going Underground 23:00 Gotham 23:55 Football League Tonight

00:00 Family Guy 01:30 American Dad! 02:25 The Cleveland Show 03:15 Teleshopping 06:45 ITV2 Nightscreen 07:00 Dinner Date 07:50 You've Been Framed!

08:45 Emmerdale 09:15 Coronation Street 10:20 You've Been Framed!

11:20 Peter Pan 13:35 Emmerdale 14:05 Coronation Street 15:00 The Nation's Favourite Disney Song 16:05 Happy Feet 18:10 Despicable Me 20:05 Evan Almighty 22:00 Family Guy 22:30 Bordertown 23:00 Family Guy 23:30 American Dad!

00:00 FYI Daily 00:05 Steptoe and Son 01:00 Steptoe and Son Ride Again 03:05 Wycliffe 04:00 May the Best House Win 05:40 On the Buses 06:05 Judge Judy 06:30 ITV3 Nightscreen 07:00 Movies Now 07:10 Holiday on the Buses 08:10 FYI Daily 08:15 Holiday on the Buses 08:45 Rising Damp Forever 09:50 Rising Damp 11:20 Carry On Jack 13:10 Carry On at Your Convenience 15:05 Carry On Again Doctor 16:55 Rising Damp 18:55 Doc Martin 21:00 Rosemary & Thyme 22:00 Long Lost Family 23:00 A Touch of Frost

00:15 Tin Cup 02:55 Being Kevin Pietersen 04:00 Teleshopping 07:00 Hogan's Heroes 07:55 The Chase 08:55 The Professionals 09:55 The Sweeney 10:55 Ax Men 11:55 The Chase 12:55 The Professionals 13:55 Hogan's Heroes 15:00 Shalako 17:15 The Rawhide Years 19:00 Storage Wars 19:30 Storage Wars 20:00 Premiership Rugby Union 21:00 Ax Men 22:00 Public Enemies

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The Spanish exodus shows no signs of letting up On January 1 of this year, 2,305,030 Spaniards were registered with consulates abroad, representing a 5.6% rise from the same date in 2015, according to figures released on Thursday by the National Statistics Institute (INE).

Compared with 2009, the first year that these indicators were published, the increase has soared to 56.6%. One of the main reasons for the trend is the nationalization of foreign citizens. Between 2009 and 2016 the number of Spanish passports holders living abroad who were born in Spain has only risen 21%.

Recent Spanish economic growth has failed to stem the flow of migrants looking for better job opportunities abroad The figures show that several of the countries with the highest concentration of Spanish residents are in Latin America: Argentina (439,236), Venezuela (188,025), Brazil (125,150), Cuba (128,541) and Mexico (123,189).

The recent growth of the Spanish economy has so far failed to stem the flow of migrants looking for better job opportunities abroad.

There are now 102,498 Spaniards living in Britain, a 77% rise from 2009, and 139,555 in Germany, a 35% increase from seven years ago.

But Íñigo Domingo, a demographer at the Center for Demography Studies, believes that these figures underrepresent the real number of Spaniards living abroad.

There are now 102,498 Spaniards living in Britain and

139,555 in Germany Consulate registration is voluntary, he notes, and many young people who travel to other parts of the world never bother to take that step, believing that they will only be abroad on a temporary basis and that registering will not bring any benefits.

This expert adds that consular registration also automatically means migrants being taken off the local electoral rolls in their place of residence in Spain, leading to the loss of regular access to the Spanish healthcare service or eligibility for subsidized housing.

Besides the growing number of Spanish residents abroad, Spain for the first time last year registered more deaths than births, as well as record emigration figures, leading to the conclusion that the country’s population is dwindling.

Birth rate in Spain rises for first time in half a decade Average maternity age up to 31.8 years in 2014 compared to 31.7 years the year before Life expectancy for Spaniards has increased to a record 83 years

Fiestas, Festivals & Concerts Tue 22 Mar Aspe Easter Parades San Fulgencio Easter Parades Almoradi Easter Parades Murcia Easter Parades Elche Easter Parades Pilar de Horadada Easter Parades Rojales Easter Parades Guardamar Easter Parades Cartegena Easter Parades Torrevieja Easter Parades Santa Pola Easter Parades Orihuela Easter Parades Crevillente Easter Parades Catral Easter Parades Los Montesinos Easter Parades Dolores Easter Parades Alicante Easter Parades Calpe Easter Parades Ondara Easter Parades Fortuna Easter Parades San Pedro de Pinatar Easter Parades Mula Easter Parades Calasparra Easter Parades Balsicas Easter Parades Caravaca de la Cruz Easter Parades Wed 23 Mar San Pedro de Pinatar Easter Parades Benidorm Easter Parades Aspe Easter Parades San Miguel Easter Parades San Fulgencio Easter Parades

Almoradi Easter Parades Murcia Easter Parades Elche Easter Parades Pilar de Horadada Easter Parades Rojales Easter Parades Guardamar Easter Parades Cartegena Easter Parades Torrevieja Easter Parades Santa Pola Easter Parades Orihuela Easter Parades Crevillente Easter Parades Catral Easter Parades Los Montesinos Easter Parades Dolores Easter Parades Alicante Easter Parades Calpe Easter Parades Ondara Easter Parades Fortuna Easter Parades Calasparra Easter Parades Balsicas Easter Parades Caravaca de la Cruz Easter Parades Thu 24 Mar Benidorm Easter Parades Aspe Easter Parades San Miguel Easter Parades San Fulgencio Easter Parades Almoradi Easter Parades Murcia Easter Parades Elche Easter Parades Pilar de Horadada Easter Parades Rojales Easter Parades Guardamar Easter Parades Cartegena Easter Parades Torrevieja Easter Parades Santa Pola Easter Parades Orihuela Easter Parades

Crevillente Easter Parades Catral Easter Parades Los Montesinos Easter Parades Dolores Easter Parades Alicante Easter Parades Calpe Easter Parades Ondara Easter Parades Fortuna Easter Parades Teulada and Moraira Easter Parades Calasparra Easter Parades Caravaca de la Cruz Easter Parades San Pedro de Pinatar Easter Parades Fri 25 Mar Benidorm Easter Parades Aspe Easter Parades San Miguel Easter Parades San Fulgencio Easter Parades Almoradi Easter Parades Murcia Easter Parades Elche Easter Parades Pilar de Horadada Easter Parades Rojales Easter Parades Guardamar Easter Parades Cartegena Easter Parades Torrevieja Easter Parades Santa Pola Easter Parades Orihuela Easter Parades Crevillente Easter Parades Catral Easter Parades Altea Easter Parades Teulada and Moraira Easter Parades Los Montesinos Easter Parades Dolores Easter Parades

Alicante Easter Parades Calpe Easter Parades Ondara Easter Parades Fortuna Easter Parades San Pedro de Pinatar Easter Parades Calasparra Easter Parades Caravaca de la Cruz Easter Parades Sat 26 Mar Murcia Easter Parades Cartegena Easter Parades Torrevieja Easter Parades Orihuela Easter Parades Crevillente Easter Parades Los Montesinos Easter Parades Aspe Easter Parades Calpe Easter Parades Altea Easter Parades Fortuna Easter Parades San Pedro de Pinatar Easter Parades Sun 27 Mar Benidorm Easter Parades

Aspe Easter Parades San Miguel Easter Parades San Fulgencio Easter Parades Almoradi Easter Parades Murcia Easter Parades Elche Easter Parades Pilar de Horadada Easter Parades Rojales Easter Parades Guardamar Easter Parades Cartegena Easter Parades Torrevieja Easter Parades Santa Pola Easter Parades Orihuela Easter Parades Crevillente Easter Parades Catral Easter Parades Los Montesinos Easter Parades Dolores Easter Parades Alicante Easter Parades Calpe Easter Parades Ondara Easter Parades Teulada & Moraira Easter Parades Fortuna Easter Parades San Pedro de Pinatar Easter Parades Calasparra Easter Parades Balsicas Easter Parades

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Clubs and Associations Tue 22 Mar Admit One English Film Club IMF Cinemas Torrevieja 9:30am La Siesta Bowls Club - Torrevieja 10:00am Cycling Club (Club Ciclista) - Main square in San Miguel de Salinas 10:00am Table Tennis Club Casa Ventura San Luis 10:00am Open Air Keep Fit - Playa Flamenca - Orihuela Costa 10:00am PALS La Siesta Meat Raffle & Bingo 10:30am Bar Columbus Toretta II CAMBRIDGE SLIMMING CLUB & ZUMBA 10:30am Age Concern C B South La Siesta - Calle Paganini next to local police office 10:45am Gardeners Corner Torrevieja - at karaoke bar 'Supersof' Torrevieja 11:30am Javea Royal British Legion L'Ancora Tenis Club Tel 965 790 123 1:00pm The Good Life Club - Los Arcos Restaurant Avenida Baleares Torrevieja 1:00pm Calpe Rotary Fellowship - Asia Restaurant La Fustera 1:00pm Phoenix Concert Band in Torrevieja - Centro Social, San Miguel de Salinas 1:00pm Bridge Club Rest Antonios Quesada 1:00pm Torrevieja Association of Amateur Balladeers Singers El Paraiso Restaurant 4:00pm Belly Dancing - The Emerald Isle, Urb. La Florida 4:00pm Latin Line Dancing - Casa Venture San Luis 5:45pm Calpe Bowls Club - Edf Paraiso Mar Levante Beach 7:00pm Badminton Club Teulada - Calle Benopia 2, Moraira 7:30pm Modern Jive Club - La Acena Gym, Puerto de Mazarron 8:00pm Friends and Buddies - Cats Bar, Sector A Camposol 8:00pm PALS La Siesta GAMES NIGHT 8:30pm The English Folk Music Club Matrix Madhouse La Fuente Wed 23 Mar Costa Blanca Mountain Walkers Admit One English Film Club IMF Cinemas Torrevieja 9:30am La Siesta Bowls Club - Torrevieja 10:00am Velvetones Harmony Choir El Paraiso Jardin Del Mar Torrevieja 10:00am Badminton Pilar de La Horadad - Duques de Palma Sports Centre 10:30am Successful Slimming Bar Carlos La Romana 10:30am Age Concern C B South La Siesta - Calle Paganini next to local police office 10:45am Belly Dancing Keep Fit Session Quesada Wellbeing Centre, under The Club 12:00pm Al-Anon Family Groups Rojales & Torrevieja Ring 692 799 318 1:00pm Easy Horse Care Rescue Centre Open Day Ptda.

Lo Garriga 2:00pm Campoverde Theatre Group - Community Centre Blue Lagoon 2:00pm Tai Chi Cultural Centre Quesada 2:30pm Spiritual Friends Los Leones Restaurant Moraira 2:30pm Strictly Social Club Meetings Asturias Restaurant Punta Prima 3:00pm Moraira Ladies Craft Club - Various Tel: 965 744 008

3:00pm Castilla Amigos Meetings Castilla Bar Lemon Tree Road Torrevieja 4:00pm Belly Dancing - Keep Fit - Las Claras, Urb. Oasis, Los Alcazares 5:30pm Children's Theatre Workshops Nou Espai Social Centre La Nucia 6:00pm Netball Club in Torrevieja - At Playa Flamenca 6:00pm Torrevieja Christian Fellowship Av de Las Cortes Valencianas Torrevieja 7:00pm Line Dancing Camposol Cultural Centre 7:00pm Speed Dating a Luna Bar & Restaurant Guardamar 7:30pm Ballroom & Latin Classes Bienvenido Chinese Rest. Molino Blanco La Zenia Thu 24 Mar

Carp-R-Us Angling Club Phone for meet point 966 717 923 Admit One English Film Club IMF Cinemas Torrevieja 9:30am La Siesta Bowls Club - Torrevieja 10:00am Cycling Club (Club Ciclista) - Main square in San Miguel de Salinas 10:00am Table Tennis Club Casa Ventura San Luis 10:00am Open Air Keep Fit - Playa Flamenca - Orihuela Costa 10:00am Mazarron Bay Bridge Club - Playa Grande Hotel, Puerto de Mazarron 10:00am Rojales Pantomime Group Cultural Centre Quesada 10:00am Badminton Pilar de La Horadad - Duques de Palma Sports Centre 10:00am Tennis Club Los Amigos Oliva 10:30am Pat a Cake Club Bar Med Mazarron 10:30am Ladies' Barbershop Harmony Chorus - Las Claras Comm Centre, Los Narejos 10:30am Age Concern C B South La Siesta - Calle Paganini next to local police office 11:00am Orihuela Costa Male Voice Choir La Zenia Church 11:00am Rascals Sacko's Bar El Limonar San Luis 11:00am The Irish Rover Torrevieja CAMBRIDGE SLIMMING CLUB - Calle Dr Waksman 11:30am Ballroom & Latin Classes Bienvenido Chinese Rest. Molino Blanco La Zenia 1:00pm Bridge Club Rest Antonios Quesada 1:00pm Torrevieja Association of Amateur Balladeers Singers El Paraiso Restaurant 2:00pm PALS La Siesta CRAFT CLUB 3:30pm Campoamor Tennis Club - Campoamor Golf & Tennis Club 4:00pm Latin Line Dancing - Emerald Isle, La Florida 6:00pm The Sunshine Club 966 791 514 - Various Villamartin 6:00pm Gandia Area Social Club (GASC) - Viva Espana, Oliva 7:00pm PALS La Siesta BINGO 7:30pm Lions Club Javea, Denia and Pedreguer - Hotel El Rodat in Javea 8:00pm Costa Barber Singers - Recibar La Torre, Benissa.

8:00pm Royal Air Forces Association in Torrevieja Social - Tel 966 798 071 for venue Fri 25 Mar Admit One English Film Club IMF Cinemas Torrevieja 9:30am La Siesta Bowls Club - Torrevieja 9:45am Cresendo International Choir El Paraiso, Torrevieja 10:00am PALS La Siesta UNISEX SLIMMING AND RECREATION 10:30am Bar Columbus Toretta II CAMBRIDGE SLIMMING CLUB & ZUMBA 10:30am Line Dancing & Country Music Marina Bar

Toretta 3 10:30am Age Concern C B South La Siesta - Calle Paganini next to local police office 11:00am Ballroom & Latin Dancing La Bamba's Asturias Restaurant La Zenia 2:00pm Tai Chi Cultural Centre Quesada 2:30pm Strictly Social Club Meetings Asturias Restaurant Punta Prima 3:00pm Cantabile Ladies Choir La Siesta Church 5:45pm Calpe Bowls Club - Edf Paraiso Mar Levante Beach 7:00pm Coropilar - Choral group - Municipal offices at Campoverde 7:00pm Badminton Club Teulada - Calle Benopia 2, Moraira 9:00pm Jazz Club - El Puente, Santiago de la Ribera Sat 26 Mar Costa Blanca Mountain Walkers Admit One English Film Club IMF Cinemas Torrevieja 9:30am La Siesta Bowls Club - Torrevieja 10:00am Oliva Drama and Cultural Association Viva Espana N332 9:00pm PALS La Siesta LIVE ENTERTAINMENT NIGHT Sun 27 Mar Admit One English Film Club IMF Cinemas Torrevieja 8:30am Costa Blanca Runners South - Caprabo Supermarket Tel 966 786 774 9:30am La Siesta Bowls Club - Torrevieja 10:00am Campoamor Tennis Club - Campoamor Golf & Tennis Club 10:00am Tennis Club Los Amigos Oliva 10:30am Christ In You - Torrevieja - Europa Building, Pinar de Campoverde.

10:30am Torrevieja Christian Fellowship Av de Las Cortes Valencianas Torrevieja 11:00am Netball Club in Torrevieja - Playa Flamenca 1:00pm Easy Horse Care Rescue Centre Open Day Ptda.

Lo Garriga 5:45pm Calpe Bowls Club - Edf Paraiso Mar Levante Beach 6:30pm International Christian Assembly - Calle San Miguel de Salinas 2, Torrevieja Mon 28 Mar Admit One English Film Club IMF Cinemas Torrevieja 9:30am La Siesta Bowls Club - Torrevieja 10:00am Scottish Bagpipers - Hoggies Bar La Siesta 10:00am Rojales Pantomime Group Cultural Centre Quesada 10:00am Torrevieja Craft Club - Diane's bar at 55 Dr Gregorio Maranon, Torrevieja 10:00am Badminton Pilar de La Horadad - Duques de Palma Sports Centre 10:00am Tennis Club Los Amigos Oliva 10:30am Age Concern C B South La Siesta - Calle Paganini next to local police office 11:00am Rascals Sacko's Bar El Limonar San Luis 11:00am Washinton Bar La Siesta CAMBRIDGE SLIMMING CLUB 11:00am Jelly Beanz Parent Toddler Group Condado de Alhama, La Isla 12:00pm Al-Anon Family Groups Rojales & Torrevieja Ring 692 799 318 2:00pm Campoverde Theatre Group - Community Centre Blue Lagoon 2:00pm Tai Chi Cultural Centre Quesada 7:30pm Ballroom & Latin Dancing La Bamba's Asturias Restaurant La Zenia

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What’s on in The Costa Blanca Bars

Here is a guide to what’s going on in your local area and these below are on every day – check the website for the latest information and to win a meal for two at one of our participating venues.

Pimientos Restaurant San Miguel A LA CARTE from 7PM Bar Carmens El Chaparral, MENU DEL DIA from 9am Star Of India San Luis SPECIAL EVE MENU €9.95 from 5.30pm Mono's Bar Quesada Serving Food 10 - 3pm Reflections, San Luis 5 EURO MEAL DEAL from 12pm Glenn's Bar San Luis VALUE MEALS 2 for €8 Bar Carmens El Chaparral MENU DEL NOCHE 5.30pm Mono's Bar Quesada EARLY BIRD DEAL 1 for €6,2 for €10 Marabu Lounge Dona Pepe MENU DEL NOCHE €15.95 6pm Marabu Lounge MENU DEL DIA €11.95 1pm La Bocana Water-Sports OPEN ALL DAY from 9.30am El Capitan Los Altos MENU DEL DIA €6.50 from midday El Capitan Los Altos MENU DEL NOCHE €8.50 from 6pm El Castillo La Marina TEA/COFFEE & HOME MADE SWISS CAKE €3.00 from 11am till 6pm El Castillo MENU DEL DIA €8.50 11.30am El Castillo La Marina MENU DEL NOCHE €15.00 from 6pm Bar 1 The Carabasi Centre Gran Alacant HAPPY HOUR 5pm Restaurant Rendezvous Altos Del Limonar OPEN 12 - 12 Mexi Mundo Altos Del Limonar MINIGOLF Mexi Mundo Altos Del Limonar MENU DEL NOCHE €9.95 from 6pm Mexi Mundo Altos Del Limonar LUNCH Midday - free glass of wine with any main course Stan & Ollies El Raso 3 COURSES €15 Hen’s Teeth Villamartin Plaza MENU DEL DIA and TAPAS until 6pm Hen’s Teeth Villamartin Plaza MENU DEL NOCHE and TAPA Lo Rufete Torremendo Open All Day Kayaking, Horse Riding Quad Biking Tuesday 10:30am Matrix Madhouse Studio La Fuente YOGA 11:00am Lo Crispin Tavern Lo Crispin TAI CHI 11:00am El Castillo La Marina DANCE CLASSES 12:00pm Restaurant Rendezvous Altos Del Limonar MEAL DEAL €12.50 6:00pm Matrix Madhouse Studio La Fuente KARATE 6:00pm Mono's Bar Quesada MOTOWN SOUL NIGHT & PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT 6:00pm The New Tavern San Miguel PIE NIGHT 2 for €9.50 7:00pm Posh Club La Marina KARAOKE 7:00pm Auld Dubliner Cabo Roig HAPPY HOUR 7:30pm The Fire Station Via Park 1 – PASO A PASO 8:00pm Bar Imanyo, Daya Nueva - QUIZ NIGHT 8.00pm Drivers Bar Villamartin POOL NIGHT 8:00pm PALS Washington Square La Siesta GAMES NIGHT 8:30pm Reflections Bar & Restaurant, San Luis QUIZ NIGHT 8:30pm Auld Dubliner Cabo Roig DARTS LEAGUE 9:00pm Lo Crispin Tavern, Lo Crispin DARTS 9:00pm The Porter House, Altos Del Limonar - KARAOKE 9:00pm Bar Carmens El Chaparral, La Siesta KARAOKE 9:00pm The Inn @ The Green Entrenaranjos QUIZ NIGHT Wednesday

Hen’s Teeth Villamartin Plaza FREE POOL ALL DAY 10:00am Matrix Madhouse Studio La Fuente SPANISH FOR BEGINNERS 10:00am El Castillo La Marina YOGA 11:00am Lo Crispin Tavern, Lo Crispin ZUMBA 1:00pm Marabu Lounge Lo Marabu - TAPAS Wednesday 1:00pm Papillon Bar Restaurant Torretta 2 - SCHNITZEL DAY €6.50 1:30pm Lo Crispin Tavern Lo Crispin COMMUNITY LUNCH €3.00 2:00pm Marabu Lounge Dona Pepe LIVE ENTERTAINMENT 3:00pm Matrix Madhouse Studio La Fuente LINE DANCING 4:00pm The Inn @ The Green Entrenaranjos BINGO 4:00pm Mono's Bar Quesada ROCK AND ROLL BINGO AND MUSIC QUIZ 5:15pm Matrix Madhouse Studio La Fuente KIDS THEATRE GROUP 5:30pm Bamboo Lounge Entrenaranjos BIG JAM 6:00pm Bar Imanyo,Daya Nueva - Special Menu €5.00 (Club Members €3.00) 6:00pm Bar Carmens, El Chaparral, La Siesta CARVERY 6:00pm The New Tavern San Miguel STEAK NIGHT (minibus

service) 6:00pm Olive Bar Dona Pepe STEAK AND PIE NIGHT 6:00pm Blackbull Torremendo STEAK NIGHT 7:00pm Auld Dubliner Cabo Roig HAPPY HOUR 8:00pm Matrix Madhouse Studio La Fuente QUIZ & BINGO 8:30pm Reflections Bar & Restaurant, San Luis CARD BINGO 8.30pm Drivers Bar Villamartin DISCO 9:00pm The Porter House, Altos Del Limonar – KARAOKE 9.00pm The Fire Station Via Park 1 KARAOKE Thursday

10:00am Matrix Madhouse La Fuente COFFEE MORNING CRAFTS BINGO & MY WEIGH IN 11:00am El Castillo La Marina TAI CHI 11:00am Mono's Bar Quesada LADIES PAMPER DAY 2:00pm Reflections Bar & Restaurant, San Luis MUSIC BINGO 3:00pm Bar Carmens, El Chaparral, La Siesta, JULIES CARDS 3.30pm Churchills San Luis LIVE ENTERTAINMENT 4.00pm The Watering Hole San Luis Square CARD BINGO & PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT 5:00pm Olive Bar and Kitchen Dona Pepe KARAOKE 6:00pm Matrix Madhouse Studio La Fuente KARATE 6:00pm Mexi Mundo Altos Del Limonar All You Can Eat Buffet €7.50 8:00pm Bar 1 The Carabassi Centre DARTS PRACTICE 8:00pm Bar Imanyo, Daya Nueva – DARTS COMPETITION 8:00pm The Inn @ The Green Entrenaranjos QUIZ & GAMES 8.00pm Hen’s Teeth Villamartin DARTS LEAGUE 8:30pm Reflections, San Luis, LIVE ENTERTAINMENT 8:30pm El Capitan Los Altos DARTS LEAGUE 8.30pm Drivers Bar Villamartin LIVE ENTERTAINMENT 7:00pm Auld Dubliner Cabo Roig HAPPY HOUR 9:00pm The Porter House, Altos Del Limonar - KARAOKE 9:00pm La Bocana Cable Ski, Torrevieja Marina MUSIC 9:00pm Glenn's Bar San Luis LIVE ENTERTAINMENT 9:00pm Oceans Bar QUIZ NIGHT 9:30pm The Fire Station, Via Park 1 - LIVE ENTERTAINMENT Friday 10:00am Matrix Madhouse Studio La Fuente SPANISH BEG. 10:00am El Castillo La Marina YOGA 11:00am Matrix Madhouse Studio La Fuente SPANISH INTER. 2:00pm Bar Carmens, La Siesta LIVE ENTERTAINMENT 3:00pm The Porter House Altos del Limonar - BINGO 4:00pm Matrix Madhouse Studio La Fuente FAMILY NIGHT MEAL DEALS Bouncy Castle 6:00pm The New Tavern San Miguel STEAK NIGHT (minibus service) 7:00pm Reflections, San Luis LIVE ENTERTAINMENT 7:00pm Auld Dubliner Cabo Roig HAPPY HOUR 8:00pm Bar Imanyo, Daya Nueva – FREE POOL 8:00pm Papillon Bar Restuarant Torretta 2 KARAOKE 8:00pm El Capitan Los Altos FUN DARTS 8.30pm Drivers Bar Villamartin QUIZ NIGHT 9.00pm The Watering Hole San Luis Square KARAOKE 9:00pm The Porter House, Altos Del Limonar - KARAOKE 9:00pm La Bocana Cable Ski, Torrevieja Marina MUSIC 9:00pm Inn @ The Green Entrenaranjos LIVE MUSIC 9:00pm Mono's Bar Quesada LIVE MUSIC 9:00pm Bamboo Lounge Entrenaranjos LIVE ENTERTAINMENT 9:00pm Lo Crispin Tavern, Lo Crispin, KARAOKE 9:00pm The New Tavern San Miguel LIVE ENTERTAINMENT Saturday 10:00am Matrix Madhouse La Fuente STREET DANCE CLASS 4 - 7years 10:45am Matrix Madhouse La Fuente STREET DANCE CLASS 12:45pm Bamboo Lounge Entrenaranjos LIVE PREMIERSHIP 4:00pm Bamboo Lounge Entrenaranjos LIVE PREMIERSHIP 4:00pm The Porter House, Altos del Limonar - JAM SESSION 6:00pm Blackbull Torremendo STEAK NIGHT 6:30pm Bamboo Lounge Entrenaranjos LIVE FOOTBALL 7:00pm Auld Dubliner Cabo Roig HAPPY HOUR 7:00pm Reflections, San Luis LIVE ENTERTAINMENT 8:00pm Papillon Bar Rest. Torretta 2 LIVE ENTERTAINMENT 8.30pm The Watering Hole San Luis Square LIVE ENTERTAINMENT 9:00pm The Porter House, Altos Del Limonar - KARAOKE 9:00pm La Bocana Cable Ski, Torrevieja Marina MUSIC 9:00pm Inn @ The Green Entrenaranjos LIVE MUSIC

9.00pm Churchills SanLuis KARAOKE 9:00pm Mono's Bar Quesada LIVE MUSIC 9:00pm Glenn's Bar San Luis LIVE ENTERTAINMENT 9:00pm Lo Crispin Tavern, Lo Crispin LIVE ENTERTAINMENT 9:00pm El Capitan Los Altos LIVE ENTERTAINMENT/KARAOKE 9:00pm El Castillo La Marina LIVE ENTERTAINMENT Pls Check in Winter 666 761 495 9:30pm Bar Imanyo, Daya Nueva - LIVE ENTERTAINMENT 9:30pm The Fire Station, Via Park 1 - LIVE ENTERTAINMENT Sunday 12:00pm Olliewoods Restaurant at the Madhouse La Fuente FAMOUS ROAST 12:00pm Glenn's Bar San Luis SUNDAY LUNCH 12:00pm Bar Imanyo, Daya Nuevo - Sunday Lunch €5.00 12:00pm Pimientos Rest. & Tce San Miguel SUNDAY LUNCH 12:00pm Stan and Ollies El Raso SUNDAY LUNCH 12:30pm Bar Carmen's El Chaparral, La Siesta CARVERY 1:00pm El Castillo La Marina AS MUCH AS YOU CAN EAT HOT & COLD BUFFET 1:00pm The Porter House - Sunday Lunch €5.95 - Altos del Limonar 1:00pm The New Tavern San Miguel CARVERY €7.50 (free minibus service available) 1:00pm Marabu Lounge Dona Pepe SUNDAY LUNCH 1:00pm Blackbull Torremendo SUNDAY ROAST CARVERY 1:00pm Olive Bar and Kitchen Dona Pepe SUNDAY LUNCH 1:00pm Papillon Torretta 2 - ROAST DINNER from €4.90 2:00pm Auld Dubliner Cabo Roig HAPPY HOUR 2:30pm Bamboo Lounge Entrenaranjos LIVE FOOTBALL 3.00pm Churchills San Luis KARAOKE 4:00pm Reflections Bar & Restaurant, San Luis BIG JAM 5:00pm Bamboo Lounge Entrenaranjos LIVE PREMIERSHIP 5:00pm Bar Carmens, El Chaparral, La Siesta KARAOKE 8:00pm El Capitan Los Altos QUIZ NIGHT 8:30pm Auld Dubliner Cabo Roig KARAOKE 8:30pm The Fire Station, Via Park 1 - QUIZ & BINGO 8.30pm Drivers Bar Villamartin KARAOKE 9:00pm La Bocana Cable Ski, Torrevieja Marina MUSIC 9:00pm Inn @ The Green Entrenaranjos KARAOKE 9:00pm Mono's Bar Quesada KARAOKE & PLAY YOUR CARDS 9:00pm Glenn's Bar San Luis KARAOKE 9:00pm Lo Crispin Tavern, Lo Crispin QUIZ Monday 11:00am Lo Crispin Tavern, Lo Crispin ZUMBA 3:00pm The Porter House Altos Del Limonar - BINGO 3:00pm Oceans Bar Gran Alacant BINGO 3:00pm The Inn @ The Green Entrenaranjos DOMINOS 4:00pm Bar Carmens - El Chapparal, La Siesta BINGO 4:00pm Glenn's Bar San Luis KARAOKE & LIVE MUSIC 5:30pm Matrix Madhouse Studio La Fuente KIDS ROCK CHOIR 6:30pm Matrix Madhouse La Fuente ADULT ROCK CHOIR 7:00pm Auld Dubliner Cabo Roig HAPPY HOUR 8:00pm Bar 1 Carabassi Centre Gran Alacant DARTS LEAGUE 8:00pm Fire Station Via Park 1 – POOL LEAGUE & CRIB NIGHT 8:00pm Matrix Madhouse Studio La Fuente SKITTLES 8:30pm Reflections San Luis LIVE ENTERTAINMENT 8:30pm El Capitan Los Altos DARTS LEAGUE 9:00pm Bamboo Lounge Entrenaranjos LIVE PREMIERSHIP 9:00pm Mono's Bar Quesada FUN QUIZ NIGHT 9:00pm Lo Crispin Tavern,Lo Crispin CRIB NIGHT 9:00pm Marabu Lounge Dona Pepe FUN QUIZ

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This week in History

March 22 1904 The first colour photograph is published in the London Daily Illustrated Mirror.

1915 A German Zepplin makes a night raid on Paris railway stations.

1919 The first international airline service is inaugurated on a weekly schedule between Paris and Brussels.

1933 President Franklin D. Roosevelt signs a bill legalizing the sale and possession of beer and wine.

1935 Persia is renamed Iran.

1946 First U.S. built rocket to leave the Earth’s atmosphere reaches a 50-mile height.

1948 The United States announces a land reform plan for Korea.

1954 The London gold market reopens for the first time since 1939.

1974 The Viet Cong propose a new truce with the United States and South Vietnam, which includes general elections.

1990 A jury in Anchorage, Alaska, finds Captain Hazelwood not guilty in the Valdez oil spill.

Born on March 22 1599 Sir Anthony Van Dyck, Flemish artist, the namesake of the beard style.

1797 Wilhelm I, German emperor (1871-88) 1846 Randolph Caldecott, illustrator.

1907 James Gavin, U.S. Army general of the 82nd Airborne Division in WWII.

1908 Louis L’Amour, American Western novelist.

1923 Marcel Marceau, French mime.

1930 Stephen Sondheim, American composer and lyricist (A Little Night Music, Passion).

1948 Andrew Lloyd Webber, British composer (The Phantom of the Opera, Cats) March 23 1903 The Wright brothers obtain an airplane patent.

1909 British Lt. Ernest Shackleton finds the magnetic South Pole.

1909 Theodore Roosevelt begins an African safari sponsored by the Smithsonian Institution and National Geographic Society.

1917 Austrian Emperor Charles I makes a peace proposal

to French President Poincare.

1920 Great Britain denounces the United States because of its delay in joining the League of Nations.

1921 Arthur G. Hamilton sets a new parachute record, safely jumping 24,400 feet.

1927 Captain Hawthorne Gray sets a new balloon record soaring to 28,510 feet.

1933 The Reichstag gives Adolf Hitler the power to rule by decree.

1951 U.S. paratroopers descend from flying boxcars in a surprise attack in Korea.

1956 Pakistan becomes the first Islamic republic, although it is still within the British Commonwealth.

1967 Reverend Martin Luther King Jr. calls the Vietnam War the biggest obstacle to the civil rights movement.

1970 Mafia boss Carlo Gambino is arrested for plotting to steal $3 million.

1972 The United States calls a halt to the peace talks on Vietnam being held in Paris.

1981 U.S. Supreme Court upholds a law making statutory rape a crime for men but not women.

Born on March 23 1900 Erich Fromm, German psychologist (The Sane

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1907 Daniele Bovet, Swiss-born Italian pharmacologist.

1908 Joan Crawford, American actress.

1910 Akira Kurosawa, film director (Rashomon, The Seven Samurai).

1912 Werner von Braun, German-born rocket pioneer.

1929 Sir Roger Bannister, the first man to run the mile in less than four minutes.

March 24 1664 In London, Roger Williams is granted a charter to colonize Rhode Island.

1954 Great Britain opens trade talks with Hungary.

1955 Tennessee Williams’ play Cat on a Hot Tin Roof opens at the Morosco Theatre in New York City.

1958 Elvis Presley trades in his guitar for a rifle and Army fatigues.

1965 The Freedom Marchers, citizens for civil rights, reach Montgomery, Alabama.

1967 Viet Cong ambush a truck convoy in South Vietnam damaging 82 of the 121 trucks.

1972 Great Britain imposes direct rule over Northern Ireland.

1985 Thousands demonstrate in Madrid against the NATO presence in Spain.

1989 The Exxon Valdez oil tanker spills 240,000 barrels of oil in Alaska’s Prince William Sound.

1999 NATO planes, including stealth aircraft, attack Serbian forces in Kosovo.

Born on March 24 1755 Rufus King, framer of the U.S. Constitution.

1834 William Morris, English craftsman, poet and socialist.

1874 Harry Houdini, magician, escape artist.

1886 Edward Weston, photographer.

1903 Adolf Butenandt, biochemist.

1919 Lawrence Ferlinghetti, ‘beat’ poet.

1926 Dario Fo, Italian actor and playwright.

1941 Joseph H. Taylor, Jr., radio astronomer and physicist.

March 25 1915 The first submarine disaster occurs when a U.S. F-4 sinks off the Hawaiian coast.

1931 Fifty people are killed in riots that break out in India. Mahatma Gandhi was one of many people assaulted.

1954 RCA manufactures its first colour TV set and begins mass production.

1957 The European Common Market Treaty is signed in Rome. The goal is to create a common market for all products–especially coal and steel.

1965 Martin Luther King Jr. leads a group of 25,000 to the state capital in Montgomery, Ala. 1969 John Lennon and Yoko Ono stage a bed-in for peace in Amsterdam.

1970 The Concorde makes its first supersonic flight.

1981 The U.S. Embassy in San Salvador is damaged when gunmen attack, firing rocket propelled grenades and machine guns.

1986 President Ronald Reagan orders emergency aid for

the Honduran army. U.S. helicopters take Honduran troops to the Nicaraguan border.

Born on March 25 1133 Henry II, King of England (1154-1189).

1839 William Bell Wait, educator of the blind.

1867 Gutzon Borglum, sculptor of Mount Rushmore.

1868 Arturo Toscanini, Italian conductor.

1906 Alan John Percivale Taylor, English historian.

1908 David Lean, British film director (Bridge on the River Kwai, Lawrence of Arabia).

1925 (Mary) Flannery O’Connor, novelist and short story writer.

1934 Gloria Steinem, political activist, editor.

1942 Aretha Franklin, American singer, the “Queen of Soul.”

March 26 1942 The Germans begin sending Jews to Auschwitz in Poland.

1950 Senator Joe McCarthy names Owen Lattimore, an ex-State Department adviser, as a Soviet spy.

1951 The United States Air Force flag design is approved.

1953 Eisenhower offers increased aid to the French fighting in Indochina.

1953 Dr. Jonas Salk announces a new vaccine against polio.

1954 The United States sets off an H-bomb blast in the Marshall Islands, the second in four weeks.

1961 John F. Kennedy meets with British Premier Macmillan in Washington to discuss increased Communist involvement in Laos.

1969 The Soviet weather Satellite Meteor 1 is launched.

1989 The first free elections take place in the Soviet Union. Boris Yeltsin is elected.

1992 An Indianapolis court finds heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson guilty of rape.

Born on March 26 1859 A.E. Houseman, poet (A Shropshire Lad).

1874 Robert Frost, poet, multiple Pulitzer Prize-winner.

1904 Joseph Campbell, folklorist and writer.

1911 Tennessee Williams, American dramatist (Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, A Streetcar Name Desire).

1914 William Westmoreland, U.S. army general during the Vietnam War. 1923 Bob Elliot, radio comedian, one half of Bob and Ray. 1930 Gregory Corso, beat poet, discovered literature in prison.

1933 Vine Deloria, Jr., writer, activist.

1942 Erica Jong, poet, novelist (Fear of Flying, How to Save Your Own Life).

March 27 1941 Tokeo Yoshikawa arrives in Oahu, Hawaii, to begin spying for Japan on the U.S. fleet at Pearl Harbor.

1942 The British raid the Nazi submarine base at St. Nazaire, France.

1944 One thousand Jews leave Drancy, France for the Auschwitz concentration camp.

1944 Thousands of Jews are murdered in Kaunas, Lithuania. The Gestapo shoots forty Jewish policemen in the Riga, Latvia ghetto.

1945 General Dwight Eisenhower declares that the German defenses on the Western Front have been broken.

1952 Elements of the U.S. Eighth Army reach the 38th parallel in Korea, the original dividing line between the two Koreas.

1958 The United States announces a plan to explore space near the moon.

1976 Washington, D.C. opens its subway system.

1977 In aviation’s worst disaster yet, 582 die when a KLM Pan Am 747 crashes.

45 Born on March 27 1813 Nathaniel Currier, lithographer for Currier and Ives.

1845 Wilhelm Conrad Röntgen, German physicist, accidentally discovered X-rays.

1863 Sir Henry Royce, cofounder the Rolls-Royce automotive company.

1879 Edward Steichen, pioneer of American photography.

1906 Pee Wee Russell, jazz clarinetist.

1910 John Robinson Pierce, the father of communications satellites.

1914 Budd Schulberg, journalist, novelist and screenwriter (What Makes Sammy Run).

1923 Louis Simpson, Pultizer Prize-winning poet.

1924 Sarah Vaughan, jazz singer.

March 28 1941 English novelist Virginia Woolf throws herself into the River Ouse near her home in Sussex. Her body will not be found until April 18.

1942 A British ship, the HMS Capbeltown, a Lend-Lease American destroyer, which was specifically rammed into a German occupied dry-dock in France, explodes, knocking the area out of action for the German battleship Tirpitz.

1945 Germany launches the last of its V-2 rockets against England.

1946 Juan Peron is elected President of Argentina. He will hold the office for six years.

1962 The U.S. Air Force announces research into the use of lasers to intercept missiles and satellites.

1979 A major accident occurs at Pennsylvania’s Three Mile Island nuclear power plant 1986 The U.S. Senate passes $100 million aid package for the Nicaraguan contras.

1990 Jesse Owens receives the Congressional Gold Medal from President George Bush.

1999 An American Stealth F117 Nighthawk is shot down over northern Yugoslavia during NATO air strikes.

Born on March 28 1652 Samuel Sewall, British colonial merchant and one of the Salem witch trial judges.

1818 Wade Hampton, Confederate general in the American Civil War. 1862 Aristide Briand, premier of France (1909-22).

1868 Maxim Gorky, Russian short story writer and novelist.

1895 James McCudden, the first RAF pilot to receive the Victoria Cross.

1909 Nelson Algren, novelist (The Man with the Golden Arm, A Walk on the Wild Side).

1929 Frederick Exley, American novelist (A Fan’s Notes).

1930 Jerome Isaac Friedman, American physicist, helped confirm the existence of quarks.

1936 Mario Vargas Llosa, Peruvian novelist (Aunt Julia and the Scriptwriter, Death in the Andes).

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Torrevieja win two in a row The early 5.00am start may have helped to wake up the CD Torrevieja who travelled all the way to the north of the Province where they ended the streak of home games without a loss at the Castalia of Castellรณn by beating them 12. Castellรณn had won nine of the last 10 home games with the remaining, one drawn. It must be said that the game was marked by a poor performance of the referee, Morales Yuste from Valencia, especially with his actions during the second half with cards a plenty.

Ruben Suarez and Javi Selvas were both welcomed warmly by the crowd in appreciation of formerly playing for the club and they greeted acquaintances made from Castellรณn. Although it was expected that Luis Carlos would play as number 3, after a physical test it was felt that he could not play, so he gave his place to Carrasco who would be the author of the first goal. A minute of silence was observed in memory of Antonio Perez Balada, a former Castellรณn

player from the last century; local players came out with a shirt with his name that was delivered to his family along with items of memorabilia. Ruben Suarez was booed and shouted at by some castellonenses spectators whenever he touched the ball or was about to put it into play. Goalkeeper Enrique Navarro Ruiz made his debut for the club and his first intervention (after Torrevieja's goalkeeper being expelled by the referee) was to save Tariq's penalty which would have ended the game in a tie.

The win keeps Torrevieja in tenth place and nine points away from a Play Off place and although it may be a little too late, there is an outside chance of them making up the distance. This Saturday, not Sunday, CD Torrevieja play CF Torre Levante in the 3rd Division Group 6, game 31 at the Vicente Garcia Stadium: Saturday March 26, 2016 with a five pm kick off, at the same time that the CF Torrevieja Cadete team take on Murcia.

Torrevieja Cup spreads its wings The "Torrevieja Cup", the City of Salt's youth football tournament is spreading its wings this Easter weekend and playing games away from the Sports City. This Easter's event brings together 130 teams with the schedule of games running from Holy Thursday to Easter Sunday. This year the Cup has a truly international feel.

There will be four Japanese squads, plus the usual suspects and the main contenders for the trophies in Elche, Hercules, Malaga and others from the Community of Madrid.

The "Torrevieja Cup" traditional international youth football tournament has attracted 130 teams, of both male and female teams and brings together some 2,000 players, who will be accompanied by about 250 technicians and representatives of the clubs, along with several hundred family and companions. They also benefit from the information and advice from an organization of about 80 people and technicians.

Although, paradoxically, Torrevieja is not staging any of the games this year, organizers have kept the salinero municipality in the name of the tournament, and in the words of organizer, Alberto del Amo, "we would like the competition to be held in Torrevieja in future editions, as

well as in the town of Orihuela, which has also shown interest. " Del Amo said that according to his calculations, there will be "a million euros of economic impact in the area, adding overnight stays, drinks, travel and other items."

The competition budget is estimated at about 400,000 euros.

The presentation of "Torrevieja 'International' Cup" 2016 was held with the presence of representatives of the various populations who serve as headquarters, which are Pilar de la Horadada, Rojales, Guardamar, San Miguel de Salinas, Montesinos, Benijรณfar, and this year's centre at the privately run sports facility of the Orihuela Costa, the CDM, who on Sunday will host the finals. Along with numerous teams in the region of the Vega Baja and the province such as Elche and Hercules, this year draws attention to the participation of four Japanese squads, also highlighting the usual contingent of clubs coming from the Community of Madrid and pull other teams like Malaga.

During the four days of the championship there will more than just football happening as several parallel activities to the football takes place, such as a party or contest 'selfies'. In addition, during the tournament will respect and sportsmanship values will be respected above any competitive issue.

La Vega Baja thus become the nerve centre of youth football in the province of Alicante.

However there is another youth football tournament taking place over the Easter weekend; XIX Torneo Futbol Base Ciudad de Torrevieja 'Memorial Manuel Aniorte'.

Although this is the 19th running of the tournament to commemorate the passing of the former 15 years old Torrevieja Cadete Manuel Aniorte, to date it's been a one match invitation that in the past has attracted teams such as Atletico and Real Madrid, plus top local teams for a 90 minute showpiece at the Vicente Garcia Stadium.

This year the event has become a six team tournament giving the cream of the region's Under 16 players a chance to show off their skills to both parents and many local and national coaches. Ranero FC, Real Murcia and CF Torrevieja make up Group One while Elche, Alcoy and Cartagena are Group Two with the Group winners meeting in the final on Sunday morning at 11.00am. The games will all be played at the Nelson Mandela Stadium and admission is free, with everyone welcome to come along and enjoy seeing what the future of Spanish professional football has in waiting in the wings.

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What a great weekend of 'normal' football before the International break for friendlies. United beat City: Barcelona Draw: Atletico Madrid lose: Real Madrid score four when it could have been six or seven: Sunderland and Newcastle take a point each and some of the officiating was non-league standard. But back to the 'real world' of gossip and rumour and Jose Mourinho is back in the news, the Spanish news, as El Pais state that he has signed a precontract agreement to become Manchester United's next manager while the Independent on Sunday, Mourinho will make Tottenham's 22-year-old striker Harry Kane his priority transfer target if he replaces Louis van Gaal at United while Fichajes.net say Manchester United could outbid Atletico Madrid for Chelsea's 27-year-old Spain international striker Diego Costa this summer.

Aston Villa manager Remi Garde is on the verge of being sacked after four months in charge of the Premier League's bottom club say the Sunday Mirror while apparently the Premier League are in negotiations to introduce up to 16 of their clubs' Under-21s teams into the Football League's Johnstone's Paint Trophy next season.

Sunday's Express says Pep Guardiola wants to bring Remi Garde

Robert Lewandowski

Robert Lewandowski to City and Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal says the club need to change their managerial structure to include a director of football as per the Sun on Sunday who also note that Italian side Juve are also interested in signing Liverpool's 25-year-old Belgian striker Christian Benteke while Juventus will target Arsenal's 29-year-old French striker Olivier Giroud if they fail to sign Paris Saint-Germain forward Edinson Cavani, also 29 say Tuttosport.

Sunday Mirror says Bayern Munich boss Pep Guardiola could make the German club's midfielder Sebastian Rode, 25, his first signing when he takes charge at Manchester City while Guardiola is also keen to beat rivals Manchester United and Liverpool to bring another of his Bayern Munich players to City, striker Robert Lewandowski, 27 in the Sunday Express.

Tottenham are targeting Deportivo Maldonado striker Jonathan Calleri. The 22-year-old former Boca Juniors man

is currently on loan at Brazilian side Sao Paulo wrote the Sunday People while Napoli will try to sign Everton striker Romelu Lukaku, 22, if they sell Gonzalo Higuain. Chelsea, Manchester United and Bayern Munich are all interested in their 28-year-old Argentine forward according the Italian Press while in Turkey Takvim say West Ham have agreed an £8.5m deal to sign Besiktas's 24-year-old winger Gokhan Tore this summer.

Liverpool captain Jordan Henderson, 25, could be set to leave Anfield in the summer, with boss Jurgen Klopp saying nobody is "unsellable" in the Mail on Sunday while Manchester United midfielder Michael Carrick, 34, turned down "crazy money" from China to stay at Old Trafford said the Sun on Sunday with United keen on signing midfielder Andre Gomes from Gary Neville's Valencia, with the 22year-old having a £19.5m release clause. Manchester City have joined a host of European clubs interested in 18-yearold Rennes winger Ousmane Dembele say Mail on Sunday and Juventus and Atletico Madrid will move for Chile forward Alexis Sanchez if Arsenal cannot agree an improved deal with the 27-year-old added the Sunday Mirror.

Alexis Sanchez