Survey Finds

Penn Students Chill AF, Move Different, Smoke That Chronic

Magill responded to the findings via Instagram story: “We are so back” ANDERS AMLIE

Years after the folks over at Pew Research Center undertook their greatest task of the century, the team has released their findings. After nearly two decades of painstaking “vibe assessment,” lead researcher Dr. John Crawford has declared Penn “the chillest spot in the naish” (“naish” short for nation, that is). The study cites many factors, focusing primarily on students'

“lowkey energy” and the campus's “sneaky sesh spots.” Penn students were reportedly elated by the news, but not too excited to the point where it