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NOVEMBER 25, 2021 | The Jewish Home OCTOBER 29, 2015 | The Jewish Home

Notable Quotes “Say What?!”

Mr. President, if I could say one thing to you, I would urge you to go back and watch the trial and understand the facts before you make a statement. - Kyle Rittenhouse, age 18, on Fox News, after his acquittal, responding to Pres. Biden having called him a “white supremacist” last year

It’s actual malice, defaming my character for him to say something like that. It’s actually quite hysterical how nobody can go back and look at the facts of the case. “He crossed state lines” – false. “He’s a white supremacist” – false. None of that is true. And the lies that they can just get away with spreading is just sickening. And it’s a disgrace to this country. - Ibid.

Meanwhile, Aaron Rodgers isn’t the only NFL quarterback who’s been holding out. Joe Flacco, of the New York Jets, revealed that he, too, is unvaccinated. Flacco told the media he doesn’t want to get into his reasoning because it would be a distraction to the team, and the most important thing is to focus on going out there and losing football games right now. — Jimmy Kimmel

New York Jets quarterback Joe Flacco announced he’s not vaccinated against the coronavirus. But don’t worry about his teammates — it’s rare for the Jets to catch anything. — Seth Meyers

Why are they even having a bill-signing celebration? Passing laws is their job. Nobody else gets to do that at their job. Like, after you make photocopies for your boss at the office, you don’t get to pose for pictures while shaking hands… “I didn’t think you could get it double-sided. Well done, Billy. Well done.” — Trevor Noah

The Mets are better off without Syndergaard. In case you haven’t noticed, they have been without him for years. - Longtime WFAN host Mike Francesca, tweeting after Noah Syndergaard left the Mets for the Angels

…didn’t know you were still alive. Congrats - Syndergaard, in response

I competed every day for 35 years (and won) in my chosen profession in the greatest city in the world. Noah whined and ran away. - Francesca’s reply

Only thing you’ve ever won is being a gasbag Mets-hating opportunist. - Syndergaard in response


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Nighty Night by Rivki D. Rosenwald Esq., CLC, SDS

2min
pages 150-152

Your Money

3min
pages 148-149

CLASSIFIEDS

8min
pages 144-147

Noteworthy Medal of Honor Recipients by Avi Heiligman

6min
pages 142-143

What About a Manchin-Sinema 2024 Ticket? by Marc A. Thiessen

4min
pages 138-139

The U.S. is Warning Russia on Ukraine by David Ignatius

4min
pages 140-141

The Aussie Gourmet: Rivky’s Sesame Chicken

2min
pages 132-133

Notable Quotes

5min
pages 134-137

Ice Cream Cheese Cake Party Pops

2min
pages 130-131

A Taste of Taste

4min
pages 126-129

Thanksgiving in the Holy Land

15min
pages 122-125

Hidden Sparks of Light by Sara Lieberman

16min
pages 106-109

An En-Lightening Chanukah by Cindy Weinberger, MS RD CDN

3min
pages 116-117

JWOW

3min
pages 120-121

How Can I Feel Compassion When I Am Soooo Angry? by Dr. Deb Hirschhorn

7min
pages 114-115

My Israel Home

2min
pages 104-105

Parenting Pearls

7min
pages 118-119

Delving into the Daf by Rabbi Avrohom Sebrow

5min
page 103

Halacha: Chanukah Lighting in Public Places

13min
pages 100-102

Temporary Tranquility by Rav Moshe Weinberger

7min
pages 88-89

Chanukah and Yosef’s Dreams by Rabbi Daniel Glatstein

10min
pages 94-95

Chanukah by Rabbi Dr. Akiva Tatz

8min
pages 98-99

Rabbi Wein on the Parsha

3min
pages 86-87

Centerfold

5min
pages 84-85

The Deeper Battle of Chanukah by Rabbi Shmuel Reichman

8min
pages 90-93

The Eternal Victory of Chanukah by R’ Yaakov Klein

9min
pages 96-97
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