TRAVEL QUIBBLER
The Mad Muggle World of
Martin Miggs: An Immersive New Theme Park By Beautiford Bigglesby
Are you a Martin Miggs super fan? Have you ever dreamed of exploring his world and acting out your greatest muggle fantasies? Well good news, because those fantasies are now a reality at the new, immersively themed land located in Cosmological Studios: Archipelago of Fun. Featuring: •
Martin’s Supermarket Adventure - Hop aboard a speeding shopping cart as you narrowly avoid the most terrifying of beasts: casual acquaintances you’d rather not talk to! This is a thrill ride that will have your whole family screaming!
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The Taboo Quest - This attraction puts you in the center of the action! Let a whimsical, muggle Uber take you on an exhilarating quest to find parking in Los Angeles. Don’t worry, our beloved hero Martin might let you take his spot.
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Escape from Ikea - Will you make it out alive or will you be stuck eating Swedish meatballs forever? This interactive maze is fun for all ages.
After all that non stop excitement you can take a break and enjoy some authentic muggle delicacies! •
Twinkies - A (allegedly) banana flavored sponge cake filled with delicious sweetened and processed lard.
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Cheese Wiz - Cheese (allegedly) like you’ve never seen it! Watch as the unnaturally orange substance appears before your eyes as if by magic. But it’s not! Pure muggle insanity!
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Pickleback cocktail - This one is for the parents in your group! Do you like pickle juice? Do you like whiskey? …No?
We’ve barely scratched the surface of all the excitement to be had at The Mad Muggle World of Martin Miggs, but don’t worry you’ll be able to experience everything soon enough when the land opens in Spring 2055.
Tickets on sale now.
(written by KackelDackel) (artwork by KackelDckel)
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