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Hey kids, you don’t have the “freedom of speech”

Teens are not people and they should shut up sometimes LOL >-<

actually to say anything at all. Until you’re well into your 20s, don’t say anything at all. No one cares. You’re wrong. Kids don’t understand the real world. Have you ever done taxes? Have you ever had to take out a loan? Have you ever tripped on the sidewalk and broke your kneecap in half? I didn’t think so. That means, you don’t have the wisdom necessary to really contribute anything valuable. Your opinions aren’t wise and they’re shallow. No one cares about what you think about police brutality in the United States or gun control that makes you scared to go to school every day. That’s not important. You don’t know the real world.

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You’re also wrong most of the time. Every time you try to argue anything against anyone, you’re wrong. Adults are always right. It’s embarrassing for adults to see things about them that aren’t right according to us. I don’t like the things you’re saying, so stop speaking all together. No press. No write. No talk. No ah. No ooh. No.

Moreover, who even needs press? Why does it matter?

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The Constitution. The Bill of Rights. The First Amendment. What do these all outline? The freedom of speech and press in the United States. Let me spell it out for the youngins. That means CITIZENS of the United States of America in all its Bald glory have the right to publish anything and say anything and they’re protected by law and have the right to uphold their own thoughts and opinions. Even though people may not agree, they can still say it, as long as there isn’t false information or libel which is a whole other issue that children wouldn’t understand.

That’s where the line is drawn. This should only apply to full, FUNCTIONING adults, at least over the age of 26. Your brain doesn’t stop developing until the age of 25, according to LAmoms.com on Facebook. That means, you aren’t mature enough to say anything at all until you’re really 26. Your thoughts are baseless and your opinions aren’t well thought out. There should be a minimum age to say anything at all. Be at least 28

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