When balls get zesty

STORY TIGER’S RESIDENT CUTIE, Mostest juciest ILLUSTRATION GET ME OUT OF HERE IM NOT DOING THIS AGAIN, Graphic resigner (with rizz)

Where to even begin. If golf balls were oranges, the world could be so different, so much better, so much sweeter. The putt putt would take so much more effort yk?

I can already see it. Them weird golfer boys be all freaky when they see the Donald Trump lookin golf balls. This reality is sooooooooo much better then the regular golf ball reality we face today. People getting hit in the head, it would almost never happen since the oranges would be moving so much slower, only the stupid wouldn’t see it coming. The world would be filled with the sweet sweet scent of oranges all around.

Ahh alternate universe. Oranges as golf balls, it would make people work a lot harder to get that swing out. AND MINI GOLF IMAGINE THAT. those cute little mini golf amusement parks, they would be lined with souvenirs of orange hats, tangerine magnets, souvenir orange scented clubs.

The scratch and sniff stickers would be off the hook. I would put them all on my water bottles, computer, phone, you name it! I would never stop smelling like oranges, which is super fitting tbh.

The firm orange peel hitting the golf club…The tangerines flying through the