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Green Credibility Makes Dutch Red in the Face
When you’re living under sea level, perhaps the term
Sustainable investing might not be terribly sexy to most people,
sustainability takes on extra meaning. There are so many
but apparently, it’s sexy in Zuidas. According to I amsterdam: In
Dutch achievements in the area of duurzaamheid that
2020, a number of Dutch investment firms topped the ShareAction
you’d expect Dutch folks to show more national pride.
global sustainability rankings. And the Global Green Finance Index
And yet the Netherlands has been described as ‘the least
named Amsterdam Zuidas as one of world’s best green finance
chauvinistic country in Europe.’ Maybe that’s partly why
centres. Nederland, take more credit!
the ‘Netherlands Second’ video was such a hit here. Dutch
mentality is like: “We don’t need to be first. But we are
I once spoke at the launch of a book of infographics on the SDG
definitely better than the rest.” In essence, the Dutch don’t
Sustainable Development Goals. It was an impressive achievement
like to brag - so I’ll do it for them.
and an impressive stage. But - one after another - the speakers
chose to stand just outside the spotlight. I literally had to step
Internationally, yes the Dutch are quietly known for their masterful
in and nudge the director of the project into the light, so the
water engineering. But you don’t see the Delta Works on Dutch
photographer could get a proper shot of him. Next time I’ll just tell
t-shirts. You don’t see the term Afsluitdijk on bumper stickers. And
him, “It costs a lot of energy to shine that light. The sustainable
what about the Maeslantkering? These gates that protect the Port
choice would be to stand in it.”
of Rotterdam are an engineering marvel, each gate as large as the Eiffel Tower. But – unlike the Eiffel Tower – you don’t see them on
Nederland, you may spend your lives digging channels in the
keychains, coffee mugs or refrigerator magnets. As far as tourists
ground, but you don’t have to act like Mole People.
are concerned, Dutch culture is summed up by the national symbol of the cannabis leaf. Meaning, by default, the most popular form of Dutch water engineering is the bong. A friend of mine from Zuidas was working at a consultancy in the US. He told me the story of how Dutch engineering firm Royal Haskoning was asked to help the US Army Corps of Engineers to prevent hurricane damage to the US coastline. Which was a Big Deal. But reportedly the Dutch management refused to issue a press release, because that would be bragging, aka opscheppen. And in Nederland, if you are ever caught opscheppen, then Zwarte Piet kidnaps you in a sack and takes you to Spain,
Gregory Shapiro (b.1968) is the author of THE AMERICAN NETHERLANDER: 25 Years of Expat Tales and the voice of Trump on ‘Zondag Met Lubach.’ In 2020 he celebrates 25 years as corporate speaker and host. And his mini-show ‘How NOT to Zoom’ is now available for a 5-minute guest appearance in your next videoconference. www.gregshapiro.nl
Photography Jaiwey Nuij
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