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AUTOMOTIVE & MARINE
2003 HOLDEN CRUZE 4 SALE Rego to June 2020, New tyres, battery,
195000kms, AWD, towbar, roof racks, runs great, serviced locally $2800 ONO Call Murray on 0416 443 783
JACKED UP 4WD FOR GRABS Raised and All terrain Dual cab 90's Manual Petrol - REGO May 2020. Road test, offers and trades Welcome $4K Call CLEM 0413 470 775
URGENT/MUST SELL - PRICE REDUCED! - PEUGEOT 1984 505 SDN Silver only 126.000k genuine. Full NSW Rego Air-con New Tyres Spotless in & out. Classic Car! Great to Drive. $4650.00 ONO. 0427 217 040
FOR SALE MEMORY FOAM KING SINGLE X 2 2 king sinlge Sleep Secret memory foam
mattresses. Barely used. Smoke free, pet free home. Remove/wash cover. Less than year old. 0423 761 097 $65 each
CHILD SAFETY GATE I need a child safety gate for my dog so condition is not that important must extend to 1.6 m Val 0423 348 136
SKATEBOARD SMOOTH STAR Hardly used, comes w/ helmet /full set safety gear set/ graphite powder/etc. 0459 338 909 for photo. $300 ono
COUCH, 3 SEATER, Excellent condition, beige in colour, double stitched.
Have had cover over it, so very clean.$300, you need to collect. 0459 338 909 for photo ,etc
DAVID KENNEDYS ART GALLERY. Studio art for sale Text David on 0435 929 853 WORM WEE FOR HEALTHIER PLANTS. 100% PURE WORM WEE.$3 per litre. To ORDER Ring / Text David on 0429 844 548 Delivery within reason.
PROPERTY WORKSHOP SPACE A&IE Workshop space available in a shared warehouse. 0413 470 775 - No shop front/craftsperson or artist preferred - no engagement!
ROOM TO SHARE with one other in 2 bed, 1 bath unit in ocean shores. Avail 15 Feb, no pets! $220 per week, Call Steve 0407 105 832 after 2pm
STUDIO FOR RENT IN MULLUMBIMBY Quiet clean furnished studio Private entrance/car pk 3min walk to main st Avail from 1Feb $325pw inc elec/water. Suit single worker Andy 0411 365 183
WANTED WOMEN’S BASKETBALL Women wanted to play basketball. All ages welcome. All skill levels welcome. Tuesday evenings Jenny 0421 718 155 or info@byronbaybasketball.com
57YO WORKING LADY WITH SMALL DOG, NEW TO MULLUM. Looking for friends M or F any age, Coffee, lunch, dinner, etc. Susan 0427 035 121
WEB DESIGN WORK EXCHANGE Looking for a web designer to trade work/ skills. I'm a physio (massage incl.) who teaches Yoga and Pilates. Msg 0435 895 022 to discuss exchange options
TO THE LADY THAT BOUGHT MY BURI CANE SHELVING and didn’t collect, please contact Jenny on 0420 476 126
WANTED ANY CONDITION! vehicles for learning project no reg ok! Trucks vans Utes car 4x4s bus's machinery call anytime please 0403 118 534
WANTED COLLECTABLE OLD BOTTLES OLD GLASS & STONEWARE bottles such as
soft drink, motor oil, milk, stone ginger beer, soda syphons, embossed chemist bottles etc. Ph 0439 779 577
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DEAR KEENWA,
I recently had the joy of attempting to rent out my studio after the long-time tenant took a bad trip. So far, they're yet to return. I'm still suffering from 'Gumtree' night terrors. Uuuugh. It ain't easy being a Northern Rivers Landowner. You might be interested in knowing that the tenancy laws have recently changed so that stating "'property not suitable for dogs'" is an act of discrimination. So I nearly went to prison for my long hair allergy, and shrill barking PTSD condition. I'm also a native wildlife advocate. Tell me, when is something considered personal preference, and when is it prejudice? - Tomato Tomuhtoh
DEAR TOMATO TOMUHTOH,
Google Doctor defines the diff. as one being illegal, the other not. I'm not sure which is which. Meaning, do what most peeps will do from now on, which is say nothing about your preference for vegan eating meditators, and just don't message the dog lovers back. Although, have you heard about some of those rainbow canines in The Shire? They can remove ticks from the backs of their single owners, man.
DEAR KEENWA,
Valentine's Day. Again. I'm yet to find a man capable of conscious relating in The Shire, one who can readily embrace their shadow, make ''I'' statements and basically do anything more than the bare minimum to get laid. It seems the ones who can, are already in quite complex poly triangles (with definite primary partners). Does the male ego need to hold a woman's hand to even think about evolving, so i should persist dating and grace somebody with the hard yakka, or does this divine man indeed not exist outside of David Deida novels? - St Vagina
DEAR ST VAGINA,
Here's an effective idea that a lot of people may moan about. Simply refuse to relate. Like, simply do not be available for anything less than the God himself, Mr David. Imagine all that spare energy you will have to put into yourself, your empire, and your legacy without the dsitraction of the drama of immature projections. Forget about those measly breadcrumbs and focus on the whole freshly baked loaf. If every woman does this, and does it well, there be some serious incentive for voluntary evolution right there. I'm in, if you are.
