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THE BODYGUARD BARES HIS BOD! You might remember I’m a bit of a fan of Bodyguard star Richard Madden, so seeing this picture of him sans shirt at the top of a mountain certainly brightened up my day. Those muscles! That cute grey streak in his hair! That 70s-style chest rug! Obviously I’m not objectifying the actor in any way, shape or form, merely admiring the physique of someone at their peak, while they bond with nature and a few million Instagram followers. poss What could possibly be wrong with that?! Ri But while Richard was (naturally) bombarded with m appreciative messages from his legions of admiring fans, his celeb pals did at least help him keep it real. D Fellow actor Douglas Booth wrote, “Did you Uber to Y don’t look very sweaty,” while Alfie the top? You Allen joked, “You’ve changed.” I’m glad Richard’s got mates who keep h feet on the ground! his
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BEN’S RIGHT TO REGRET
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HARRY’S HORROR Just before his Brits appearance, poor Harry Styles was mugged at knifepoint, in London’s posh Hampstead of all places. For those of you not familiar with this exclusive corner of north London, it’s a beautiful old Georgian village that’s now home to celebrities and footballers alike – and is the spot where I spent most of my teenage years hanging out trying to get into bars. Back then, muggings were pretty much unheard of. But now it’s a mecca for the super-rich, the area has inevitably seen a rise in crime, with residents getting their Rolexes snatched off their wrists in broad daylight. It’s awful that Harry, who was also stalked by a homeless man he tried to help in Hampstead, has been attacked. But I’m pleased to see that unlike many celebs, he’s still happy to wander around his local hood late at night (11.50pm to be precise) and isn’t chauffeured everywhere. I hope this unpleasant incident doesn’t put him off going out and about in the capital on his tod.
I never forget Gwyneth Paltrow I’ll ddescribing ex-boyfriend Ben Affleck’s pperfect woman as “anyone that sserves cold beer in a bikini”. Or the dday his wedding to Jennifer Lopez w was called off just after I’d written aan extensive A-Z on their nuptials. It certainly seemed he’d struggle tto settle down, so I was surprised w when he ended up with the beautiful but sensible Jennifer Garner. For a while s he seemed happier to be pictured in pum pumpkin patches with one of their three gorgeou kids on his shoulders, but then his gorgeous well-doc well-documented demons reappeared and their ma marriage ended in divorce. Last w week, Ben confessed the split was “bigg regret”, adding, “I started his “biggest Stretch marks are as much a part of being a mum as drinking more and more when my changing nappies, so hats off to Ashley Graham for baring m marriage was falling apart. hers just a month after she gave birth to her son. M My drinking of course created The model posted an image on Instagram with the caption, more marital problems.” “Same me. Few new stories” alongside the snap of her tum That and shagging the nanny, showing the vivid purple marks. I guess. The truth is that most As we should all remember, babies take nine months to grow, middle-aged men who start to think and those marks on the outside reflect what’s going on inside. To the grass (and the 24-year-old fit that growing baby in our wombs, our internal organs have stunner lying on it) is greener on the to be squashed and stretched too. That’s why it’s so other side end up regretting it. We important for new mums not to worry about losing should congratulate Ben for being so weight or getting fit again immediately. honest and reminding those tempted to The more role models we have like stray that home really is where the heart is. Ashley, the better!
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