The Quibbler Summer 2021

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Missing! Elder Wand - Last seen with Harry Potter (though that was a fake) Just like how the Voldemort he fought was a very skilled polyjuice potion death eater. Anyway, please send any info you have about the Elder Wand to 7 Shady Lane -Totally Not Voldemort ----------------------------------------Is anyone missing a massive black dog? I keep seeing it around town in Howden, usually behind the Minster. It keeps vanishing when I approach it but I'm seeing it everyday now and dreaming about it at night. Please come get your dog. ----------------------------------------REWARD Can't seem to find my pet Erumpent Answers to "Sparky" All leads are a help Aindreas Docherty Kintaline Farm, Benderloch ----------------------------------------L N S A H O O O N E S W Y L T P would be appreciated

COMMUNITY EVENTS

Kråkriksdag Slieve Muck Newry, No. Ireland August 8th at Dusk ----------------------------------------Quidditch World Cup Watch Party Upstairs in The Three Broomsticks, Hogsmeade Start: July 22nd at 3PM End: ?????? ----------------------------------------CALLING ALL HOGWARTS STUDENTS Summer's End Bash August 31st at 6PM Meet at Florean Fortescue's -----------------------------------------

The Ministry of Magic’s Department of Magical Games and Sports is pleased to announce the first annual Multi-Magical Games Tournament. The event will be held on Saturday, July 31. To receive more information about the event and to be updated with any changes, please subscribe here.

BUSINESS/OFFERS

Eeylops Owl Emporium is looking for interns during this summer break. Send your CV and letter of motivation addressed to W. H. Lewo. Must not be allergic. There is no Frigate like a Book Stubb Publishers Tinworth, Cornwall --------------------------------------The Hogsmeade Frog Choir will hold open auditions on the 3rd of August 2021, starting at 13.00. Gather outside of Scrivenschafts, bring your own frog. Every vocal range welcome, sopranos preferred. ----------------------------------------"‫يتلا تاعرجلا لضفأ انيدل‬ ‫لاملا اهيرتشي نأ نكمي‬ ‫راسكلا تزع‬ ‫يملسلا ةداج‬ ‫قشمد‬ -------------------------------------• Wiseacre's Wizarding Equipment The Very Best Purveyor Of: - Apparati - Doodads - Gizmos - Thingamajigs - Thingummies - Whatchamacallits - Paraphernalia - Bells and Whistles - Miscellany - Etc. Stop By Today! ----------------------------------------Mad Margaret's Mercantile Runners End, Holme-on-Spalding-Moor We Can't Stop Slashing These Prices

----------------------------------------The Coffin House 11 Knockturn Alley Death is a Door Boggart and more in attic. Help Needed. Contact Murgle Flamebarrow for more. Price on arrival. Needs to be done quickly.

Homemade Wands Nineteen Galleons Each Cassia Villin Bury St Edmunds ----------------------------------------Phoenix Egg Exceedingly Rare Worth its Weight in Gold Owl M. Fletcher at the Leaky Cauldron

FOR SALE

REAL ESTATE

HELP WANTED

M. T. Bowdler presents. . . The Quell Quotes Quill The perfect tool for any prudent student! Dictate letters home to worrisome parents and the Quell Quotes Quill will paraphrase any details that might possibly be considered objectionable! Never get reprimanded again! The Quell Quotes Quill can turn even the most mortifying schoolyard antics into casual, banal banter that even grandmothers could read! Is it effective? (Cen)Sure is!™ --------------------------------------Complete Chocolate Frog Card Set 150 Galleons OBRO Rafferty Sallow Bishop's Offley --------------------------------------FOR SALE- 1 set of Weasely's Wizard Wheezes jokes on you beginner set. Not out of date. Contains ton-tongue toffee, nosebleed nougat, puking pastilles, fainting fancies, fever fudge and 2 love potions. 10 galleons for the lot. Contact Skylar Hawthorn for more info. ----------------------------------------Solid Gold Cup Previously Owned By Helga Hufflepuff Slight Fang Damage Fair Condition -----------------------------------------

Arch Edifice 1200 sq ft Lambfell Moar, Isle of Man 6500 Galleons OBO ----------------------------------------Ty'n-yr-Eithin Round Cairn Lledrod, Ceredigion 18 Pristine Acres 9800 Galleons Owl Offers to Lowri Beddoe ----------------------------------------Gawthorpe Hall Padiham, Burnley 37000 Galleons Seek Bertie Birdwhistle Serious Offers Only PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT Be on the Lookout for Counterfeit Floo Powder Which could Send you to Siberia Or Blow up your Entire Fireplace Identify by a Gritty and Lumpy Texture Department of Magical Transportation ----------------------------------------DO NOT HAVE YOUR BROOM REPAIRED AT THE REPAIRMAGE IN GODRIC'S HALLOW!! I had them repair some broken twigs and the next time I went out flying the entire broom fell apart! This isnt the only negative encounter I've had with them, have your broom repaired at the shop in Diagon Alley instead! They're cheaper and deliver much better service.

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