Reading Day 3
How to taunt the enemy? A guide to a wayward lifeRW #poetry, #instructionmanual, #choreography, #joke, #horse, #tonguetwister, #wordgames
First find enemy Glance at enemy from distance Gesture choreography to be executed slowly Stick out tongue Expose red interior skin by pulling down lower eyelid Grab crotch Draw 1 finger across throat Hold fist with thumb and index finger, extended in mirrored L shape in front of forehead Draw 2 fingers across throat Stick out tongue. Move it up and down Fist with middle finger extended upwards Draw 5 fingers across throat Point of thumb on point of nose, wiggle fingers Get big horse Sit on horse Gallop in circles around enemy -laughShout insult ‘It looks like a banana just pooped on your head.’ -laugh loudFind food enemy likes Put food on rope Throw Move it farther when enemy comes close Find weak spot like belly Take long stick Poke belly -make others laugh with you-
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