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1. Which ocean is closest to Madagascar? A. Pacific Ocean B. Atlantic Ocean C. Indian Ocean 2. After the 'Mona Lisa' was stolen from the Louvre in 1911, which famous artist was considered a suspect? A. Pablo Picasso B. Edgar Degas C. Georgia O'Keeffe 3. There are more twins now than ever before. Scientists believe this trend is due to the fact that older women tend to have more twins, and women are choosing to start families later. True or false? 4. People who are currently alive represent about what percentage of the total number of people who have ever lived? A. 7% B. 12% C. 26% 5. The British royal family may be the most famous royal family on the planet, but there are still plenty of other nobles out there. In total, there are 28 royal families who rule over a total of 43 countries around the world? True or false? 6. Some places around the world have very, very long names. Located in New Zealand, how many letters are in the longest place name in the world? A. 36 letters B. 64 letters C. 85 letters 7. The Word for Black Belt in Japanese Translates to what in English? A. Strong fury B. First step C. Last stand 8. What is it called when you use a jumble of symbols in place of a curse word? A. Grawlix B. Schtuffle C. Lennegrits 9. Spam Mail got its name from what popular show? A. M.A.S.H B. Monty Python C. Seinfeld
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DEAR KEENWA,
This is a test for the cosmos. For three weeks, and three days, I have been sending you mail Keenwa. Not one single letter has been published. I know it's been a mercury retrograde, and my preferred form of communication is ESP, but if this one passes, we will indeed know astrology is a true science considering mercury has now finally stationed direct. - Fated Union
DEAR FATED UNION,
Yes, yes, all is above board here. The computers are omm-ing, the press chanting. We have had our Byron Bazaar sharing circle to kick off the issue. The delivery guy has blessed his bike tyres, and begun his rounds in bare feet. The graphics fella has written his intentions for an abundant drop. We have all surfed, meditated, drank 'buchu and coconut lattes (even the big boss), and dropped our kids at their Steiner Schools. I don't know about astrology, but this publication is Byron legit.
DEAR KEENWA,
Is it just me, or is P.M.S truth serum? There are a million light years between where I want to be and where I am atm, and not even my mountain of choccie stash will fuel me enough to get there. Also being able to read the thoughts of everyone I pass is just so draining. Any ideas? - Touche Thursday
DEAR TOUCHE THURSDAY,
In the old days of the red tent, you would have been chillin' and Netflixing with your babes, well, in a red tent. Without kids. Without hubby. But alas the capitalist society we live in wants us to soldier on and produce, and then calls us mean names when we are cranky about it. Listen to your body. Refuse to cook dinner, go to school meetings, and grocery shop until you muster up the energy to attack your goals again. This is the role-modelling our sons and daughters need.
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10. The burnt part of a candle wick is called the what? A. Charzon B. Litner C. Snaste
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