LOCAL MOM FINDS GHOST OF RONALD REAGAN IN SON’S HALLOWEEN CANDY Blue, Indiana Karen Price was shocked when her 8 year old son, Ethan, opened his Halloween candy this year. A spectral mist jetted out from Ethan’s King Sized Twix bar, funneling into his nostrils. “I really didn’t know what to think. At first, I thought it was a cloud of cocaine or something’’ Karen explains, “...but I was wrong. It was the ghost of Ronald Regan. The ghost of Ronald Reagan has taken over my son.” The Plum Grove’s neighborhood watch, alerted by the piercing wails from the Price residence, quickly arrived at the scene in their new HOA sponsored golf carts (bought 16
by the recent Jimmy Buffett themed neighborhood fundraiser). Eyewitness, Richard Beans, Plum Grove’s Head Law Enforcement Liaison, described the scene, “Little Ethan was all curled up on the ground when we got to the Price household. He looked like the bug I had to kill for my wife earlier this week. Lepis-ima saccharina, the elusive silverfish. He was stiff like a board, and shook violently, like a board when someone shakes it. He was saying stuff like ‘tickle down economics’ and ‘Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this lego house!’. The neighborhood watch has never dealt with anything like this before.” Ethan, evidently, has not been the same since.
