IMPEACHMENT JUICE The clock struck midnight and not a word was said at the White House, for everyone was scared of saying the cursed word three times. They all knew that once Donald was impeached, their power would fade away. Yes, they’d still have money, but what about the influence? The power to grant pardon, appoint cabinet officials, command the armed forces, and lead the nation would all be gone. And the worst thing of all: Donald wouldn’t have access to the Oval Office. There are dark secrets held in that office. Dark secrets Donald would die for. Melania grew tired of the silence and broke it by saying, “But why don’t we talk about the impeachme-” Donald interrupted with, “Because it’s simply not going 18
to happen. I’m the best president this nation has seen and I need to make it great. Don’t even think about saying that word. MAGA!” Donald’s daughter, Ivanka, added, “But maybe if you got impeached, we’d have more time to spend on my shoe line.” “Don’t say it! I need the power!,” said Donald. Melania and Ivanka exchanged a glance. They stayed quiet as the days went on. They just watched out the window as the sun went up and down, up and down, up and down. They watched as their precious Donald appointed rapists and racists in positions of power. They watched as their precious Donald was accussed of being a rapist and a racist.
