The Hilarian 1st Edition 2020

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RDS OF LAW SCHOOL

be. This degree comes with a lot of costs **ahem…. thing in your life is competing for your attention, nats, I, a seasoned professional in disaster management

Persistent headaches:

slowly. Overall, reading out loud is the only trick that has prevented me from re-reading the same Modern science cannot yet measure the paragraph for hours and has averted mental correlation between reading legal textbooks breakdown more than once. Then again, talking and the onset of headaches, needless to say, to yourself is the first sign of madness... any good law student knows the results would be damning. No ‘pattern’ to your sleep at all: Whether it’s the legalistic style almost entirely devoid of any creativity, or the repetitive use of Just forget sleep, your body will evolve by secthe word reasonable, because apparently the ond year, you’ll be part of the sleepless elite and law has no tolerance for synonyms, something you won’t care anymore. Putting sarcasm aside, in those pages makes your brain cry. At times, sleep is important and trying to time manage so I’m not convinced the author knows what they’re it doesn’t end up sacrificed is a crucial skill which trying to say themselves. Maybe textbook writers will help you through law school. If you’re a fitare just like us, clueless, and trying to cover it ful sleeper try using essential oils like lavender up by blurting out a lot of precedent. Some of to help your mind switch off. If essential oils are the things you read in law school will make you too hippie for you go to IKEA and drop a dime on think a cat walked across the author’s keyboard: some new bedsheets, fresh bed sheets help ansee any Welsh case name. yone sleep better. IKEA bed sheets in particular Look, no one does all the readings, and if your are designed not to stick to you in summer so friend says they do all the readings they’re not you can have a good night’s sleep. your friend they’re a snake. Anyway, on the off chance you’re actually giving the ol’ readings a stab here’s a top tip: read them out loud. Any self-respecting human being wants to claw their ears off at the sound of their own voice, so acclimate yourself to this one


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