What Comp are you? A Quiz by Rachel Neef Did Competitions registrations close for another year, but you’ve found your indecisiveness (read: high-functioning anxiety) prevented you from picking the compof your dreams? Have no fear, your AULSS Competitions Director is here (and writing this during gremlin hours). Question 1: You find out your best friend’s boyfriend has cheated on her, you: Choose a side, research all the details and present your bffs case to anyone who will listen (4 points) Track him down and interrogate him (3 points) Sit your best friend and her boyfriend down in a room and try to reach an amicable agreement over who gets to keep the Netflix password (2 points) Ask your friend 100 questions about what happened and how she wants to move forward before giving her your advice (1 point) Question 2:
Question 4: A first year asks you for Torts notes you: Lecture them on academic integrity and the importance of creating your own notes (4 points) You don’t have any Torts notes, you winged the exam (3 points) Ask them to set you up with their sexy, older med student sibling in exchange (2 points) Send them through ASAP,include your Foundations of Law notes and tell them to ask you any questions if you get stuck (1 point) Question 5: If you had a superpower it would be: Shapeshifting (4 points) Mind Reading (3 points) Invisibility (2 points) Flying (1 point) Question 6: You enjoy spending your time away from Ligertwood by: Time away from law school? Not a thing. (4 points) At the gym, making those gains (3 points) Playing video games (2 points) Creative outlets; singing, dancing, painting (1 point)
Friday night your drink of choice is: Scotch (4 points) Beer (3 points) Tequila (2 points) Red Wine (1 point) Question 3:
Tally your points: 20 + points: Open Moot 15-19 Points: Witness Examination 10-14 Points: Negotiations 6 - 10 Points: Client Interviewing
Your law school crush is: Matthew Stubbs (4 points) David Plater (3 points) Marg Castles (2 points) Alex Jones (1 point)
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