THE ULTIMATE TOILET PAPER CRISIS SURVIVAL GUIDE WORDS BY MADDIE MCSHANE
If you’ve opened your eyes within the last month or so, you’re probably aware that Australia is currently facing an incredibly pressing national emergency; the toilet paper crisis. Ever since it became the unanimous consensus among those over 40 that loo paper is the most critical of any emergency material in the midst of a world epidemic, the toiletry aisles of Woollies and Coles have resembled barren wastelands. But as they say, it is from suffering that innovation is birthed, and so here are five potential alternatives to TP that may just help you paddle your way out of shit creek. 42
