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Find The Ubyssey’s Office Write for The Ubyssey Do what you love Join the club with the least (or most) discernible culty vibes Vandalize the Cairn Polar Bear Swim on LDOC Gorge on Blue Chip Cookies Have an out-of-body experience at the Nitobe Memorial Garden Go to the Pit and immediately leave Vote in the AMS Elections Discover Santa Ono’s salary Write a paper shitfaced Storm the Wall Fall in love Fall out of love Bitterly divide up your friends Become a Residence Advisor, Orientation Leader and/or Student Ambassador (if you do all three, we will bully you in awe!) Make friends with the portraits in that bougie section of IKB — you know the one Avoid the Halloween Pub Crawl at all costs Buy an overpriced sweater from the bookstore to let everyone know you’re in first year Get your organization a mean nickname from a prof (e.g. “The Vilest Rag West of Blanca”) Stop and smell the roses (in the Rose Garden) Avoid saying the Arts cheer during Jump Start/make up a better Arts chant Get your legs pumping on that weird outdoor swing across from Buchanan A Take a nap in the stained red armchairs in the easternmost part of the Nest Order 6 hashbrowns from Tim Hortons to ‘show off ’ to everyone else in line Sneak koi fish into the UBC fountain and run away as fast
and far as you can 28. Learn about water chemistry in CHEM 115 and sneak the fish back out of the fountain 29. Stay in the Nest long enough to see the fencing and/or dance clubs practice out in the open 30. Acquire Blundstones and a mason jar full of hemp hearts, berries and sawdust to pose as a forestry student so you can sit inside the forestry building 31. Lose your shower sandals, wear socks instead 32. Rank every single turkey brie sandwich on campus 33. Join a frat just to ask why anyone would join a frat 34. Fall off the climbing wall in The Aviary and never return 35. Linger outside the UBC skatepark with a tech deck 36. Design a giant saddle for the whale skeleton 37. Go to the Botanical Gardens 38. Adopt a campus squirrel à la Stuart Little 39. Get lost in the Rose Garden Parkade and make peace with your fate 40. Follow a siren song to Wreck Beach 41. Discover the siren is a naked 47-year-old man named Jerry 42. Steal from the dining halls 43. Permanently borrow a JUUL from your philosophy prof 44. Go to that one cliff (you’ll figure it out) 45. Switch majors 46. Switch majors again 47. This one’s alright, I guess 48. Go clubbing and run into your mom’s friends 49. Get kicked out of an on-campus coffee shop for studying too hard 50. Create a new drinking game 51. Watch a sunset from the 18th f loor of Orchard Commons 52. Avoid dropping your phone out the window to get a picture
