The Chicken Salad That Will Help You Find Out Why the Chicken Cross the Road By Ariel Paulino Jr.
Now I know everyone has a favorite food, but my favorite food is chicken salad. The answer to why the chicken crossed the road: The last time I ate this was last Sunday. I loved this so much, and it feels so special like I was in a restaurant. Everytime I eat this, I will always take my time so I can keep the moment going forever. One reason why this food is special is because the salad adds magic to the chicken, giving it more flavor. If you put salt in it, you will love it because it’s tastier than the sauce. The chicken salad is sour, spicy and hot. I wouldn’t put in hot sauce because the salt makes it good. The chicken mixed with the salad and eaten together is so incredible!!!!! The incredible food that you never had like this! Another reason why chicken salad is so good is because of the seasoning in the chicken. You will act like you have been blessed with food by Jesus Christ in person Himself. You will act like your favorite food is the chicken salad. You will act like you have been baptized, and you will feel so good, you will act like you just drank/ate energy drinks/ food, and you will have so much energy. If you ever tried chicken salad, and if it’s wonderful, please be my friend! Why does this chicken salad make you feel so amazing? If you ever try it, you will feel lucky like the guy in the Lucky Charms picture. If you ever tried it, you will feel like you just won so much money against ninety-nine other people. YOU WILL FEEL LIKE YOU GOT ALL A+s ON YOUR REPORT CARD. YOU WILL FEEL LIKE YOU JUST WON THE LOTTERY, EVEN THOUGH YOUR NUMBERS
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