PALETA II
28 “...policewomen, female engineers, “gay” soldiers (I fInd this double queer) and “lesbian” moms (double queer, too)... Okay, so I hope this made sense. If you still are confused, then you must be gay. Pun intended...”
by MARYKNOLL D. MENDOZA
Queer
To hell with boners and wet pussies, this one’s distinctive. Most people wonder how homosexuals get to grow in numbers when their pairs don’t even have the capability to bear children. Some people think of how they could practice birth control, or could they ever. When this idea crossed my mind, I can think of no other way but to be zapped by the ray gun (who zaps gay men) in Zombadings: Patayin sa Shokot si Remington—a movie pretty famous among the Lucban community. But seriously, how on earth does a ray gun know whom to zap? How can you tell when someone is involved in a queer relationship? Why do you even care if they are queer?
